Homer's Guide to the Beach! - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 13:08, August 10, 2026

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Solar Dragon at 12:02, April 1, 2021

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SolarBot: Bot: Replacing category The Simpsons Summer Shindig stories with Simpsons Summer Shindig stories

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Buzzfan120 at 02:22, March 26, 2020

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Solar Dragon at 23:14, February 13, 2016

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 {{Comic story
 |title= Homer's Guide to the Beach! ‎
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 '''''Homer's Guide to the Beach! ‎''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons Summer Shindig]]'' comic story first printed in {{TSSS|1}}.
 == Plot ==
-{{Synopsis|[[Homer]] tells the reader how to behave on the beach through pictures.}}
+[[Homer]] has to go to [[Springfield Beach]] with his family, which he sees as a problem. He burns his feet on the sand while looking for a good spot to settle on and says that they share the beach with nature, so they have to keep the beach clean. He then has an isopod take a [[Duff Beer]] can to the trash. Homer says that making a sandcastle is hard, but making a trash castle is easy and saves you a trip to the trash can. However, he makes a castle full of needles and medical waste. Homer says that people say tanning is unsafe, but he covers himself in grease so he cooks slightly in the sun. He also says that if you get tired of swimming, just call a lifeguard as it's their job to save you. He then tells the [[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]] to drag him to his towel. Homer goes on to say that the beach is a great place to rekindle romance and let your kids run wild. [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Maggie]] annoy the other beachgoers until the family is chased from the beach back to the car. Homer says that this is fine as there are thousands of miles of other beaches where nobody's ever heard of them.
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 == Plot ==
-{{desc|[[Homer]] tells the reader how to behave on the beach through pictures.}}
+{{Synopsis|[[Homer]] tells the reader how to behave on the beach through pictures.}}
 === The guide ===

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 == Plot ==
-[[Homer Simpson|Homer]] tells the reader how to behave on the beach through pictures.
+{{desc|[[Homer]] tells the reader how to behave on the beach through pictures.}}
 === The guide ===

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 === The guide ===
-There's only one problem with taking you family to the beach, your family has to come along. When you get to the beach you need to pick a good spot fast before threy're all gone. Remember, we share the beach with nature, so it's our job to keep the beach claean but the nature should do its partm too. Making a sand castle is hard, but making a trash castle is easy and saves you a trip to the trashcan. People say, that tanning is unsafe and that it may cause melon ammonia. Those people are pale dorks. Don't listen to them. Remember, if you get tired of swiming, just call a lifeguard, they ahve to pull you out. It's their job. The beach is a great place to rekindle romace and let your kids run wild. And if you get chased off the beach because you annoyed people and broke some laws, don't worry. There are thousands of miles of other beaches in the United States where nobodoy's ever head of you.
+There's only one problem with taking you family to the beach, your family has to come along. When you get to the beach you need to pick a good spot fast before threy're all gone. Remember, we share the beach with nature, so it's our job to keep the beach claean but the nature should do its partm too. Making a sand castle is hard, but making a trash castle is easy and saves you a trip to the trashcan. People say, that tanning is unsafe and that it may cause melon ammonia. Those people are pale dorks. Don't listen to them. Remember, if you get tired of swimming, just call a lifeguard, they ahve to pull you out. It's their job. The beach is a great place to rekindle romace and let your kids run wild. And if you get chased off the beach because you annoyed people and broke some laws, don't worry. There are thousands of miles of other beaches in the United States where nobodoy's ever head of you.
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 {{Comic story
-|title= Homer Simpson Productions Present A Homer Simpson Joint: Homer's Guide To The Beach!
+|title= Homer's Guide to the Beach! ‎
 |image=[[File:Homer's Guide To The Beach!.png|250px]]
 |released= June [[2007]]
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-'''''Homer Simpson Productions Present A Homer Simpson Joint: Homer's Guide To The Beach!''''' is a comic story featured in {{TSSS|1}}.
+'''''Homer's Guide to the Beach! ‎''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons Summer Shindig]]'' comic story featured in {{TSSS|1}}.
 == Plot ==