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 {{qf|Grimes}} No.
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-{{qf|Grimes}} I'm sorry, isn't that …
+{{qf|Grimes}} I'm sorry, isn't that...
-{{qf|Homer}} Yes, that's me, and the guy standing next to me is President [[Gerald Ford]]… And this is when I was on tour with the [[Smashing Pumpkins]]… Oh! And here's a picture of me in outer space.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yes, that's me, and the guy standing next to me is President [[Gerald Ford]]... And this is when I was on tour with the [[Smashing Pumpkins]]... Oh! And here's a picture of me in outer space.
 {{qf|Grimes}} You? Went into outer space? You?
 {{qf|Homer}} Sure. You've never been? Would you like to see my Grammy award?

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 {{qf|Grimes}} You're a fraud, a total fraud. ''[To Marge and the kids]'' It was nice meeting you.
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-{{qf|Grimes}} I have had to work hard everyday of my life and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase and this haircut! And what do you have to show for you lifetime of sloth and ignorance?
+{{qf|Grimes}} I have had to work hard every day of my life and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase and this haircut! And what do you have to show for you lifetime of sloth and ignorance?
 {{qf|Homer}} What?
 {{qf|Grimes}} Everything! A dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes, and ''[sniffs]'' lobsters for dinner!

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 {{qf|Frank Grimes}} If this were any other country, you'd have starved to death long ago.
 {{qf|Bart}} He's got you there, Dad.
-{{qf|Grimes}} You're a fraud, a total fraud. ''(To Marge and the kids)'' It was nice meeting you.
+{{qf|Grimes}} You're a fraud, a total fraud. ''[To Marge and the kids]'' It was nice meeting you.
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 {{qf|Grimes}} I have had to work hard everyday of my life and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase and this haircut! And what do you have to show for you lifetime of sloth and ignorance?
 {{qf|Homer}} What?
-{{qf|Grimes}} Everything! A dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes, and ''(sniffs)'' lobsters for dinner!
+{{qf|Grimes}} Everything! A dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes, and ''[sniffs]'' lobsters for dinner!
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 :''[Homer is about to unwittingly drink a beaker of sulfuric acid when Grimes smashes it out of his hand, causing it to dissolve a wall']''
 {{qf|Grimes}} You idiot! You almost drank a beaker full of sulfuric acid!
-{{qf|Homer}} Acid, eh? Jeez, that would have been stupid! ''(laughs)'' Wow, would my face have been red! ''(laughs again)''
+{{qf|Homer}} Acid, eh? Jeez, that would have been stupid! ''[laughs]'' Wow, would my face have been red! ''[laughs again]''
 {{qf|Grimes}} Stop laughing, you imbecile!! Don't you realize how close you just came to killing yourself?!
 :''[Mr. Burns, walking by, notices the damaged wall.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Who did this to my wall?
-{{qf|Homer}} ''(points at Grimes)'' He did.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[points at Grimes]'' He did.
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Is this true?
 {{qf|Grimes}} Well, uh, technically it is true, sir, but...
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''(coldly)'' Come with me.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[coldly]'' Come with me.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''(whispering to Grimes)'' He likes you.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[whispering to Grimes]'' He likes you.
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 {{qf|Moe}} As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''(shakes head)'' No, I won't accept that.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[shakes head]'' No, I won't accept that.
 {{qf|Moe}} No, it's true. I got their names written down right here, in what I call my, uh, "enemies list".
-{{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''(takes the list from Moe and reads it)'' {{Ch|Jane Fonda}}, [[Daniel Schorr]], [[Jack Anderson]]... Hey, this is [[Richard Nixon]]'s enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours.
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''[takes the list from Moe and reads it]'' {{Ch|Jane Fonda}}, [[Daniel Schorr]], [[Jack Anderson]]... Hey, this is [[Richard Nixon]]'s enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours.
-{{qf|Moe}} Oh, ''(writes down)'' Barney Gumble.
+{{qf|Moe}} Oh, ''[writes down]'' Barney Gumble.
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-{{qf|Grimes}} ''(points at Homer)'' That's the man who's in charge of our safety? It boggles the mind!
+{{qf|Grimes}} ''[points at Homer]'' That's the man who's in charge of our safety? It boggles the mind!
 {{qf|[[Carl]]}} It's best not to think about it.
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 :''[Grimes looks on in horror.]''
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-{{qf|Grimes}} ''(talking about Homer)'' God, he eats like a pig!
+{{qf|Grimes}} ''[talking about Homer]'' God, he eats like a pig!
 {{qf|Lenny}} I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Can I go downstairs and see what Dad's doing?
 {{qf|Marge}} I wouldn't bother him, honey. He's making some sort of model for a contest. He says it's really high-tech stuff that we wouldn't understand.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''(opens basement door)'' Marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[opens basement door]'' Marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?
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 {{qf|[[Martin]]}} Behold, the power plant of the future, today!
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 :''[At the children's nuclear power plant contest.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} (to Homer) Could you explain your model, young man?
-{{qf|Grimes}} ''(from audience)'' What's to explain? He's an idiot!
+{{qf|Grimes}} ''[from audience]'' What's to explain? He's an idiot!
 {{qf|Lenny}} Pipe down!
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 '''Moe''': No, it's true. I got their names written down right here, in what I call my, uh, "enemies list".
-'''Barney''': (takes the list from Moe and reads it) [[Jane Fonda]], [[Daniel Schorr]], [[Jack Anderson]]... Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours.
+'''Barney''': (takes the list from Moe and reads it) {{Ch|Jane Fonda}}, [[Daniel Schorr]], [[Jack Anderson]]... Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours.
 '''Moe''': Oh, (writes down) Barney Gumble.

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 '''Moe''': No, it's true. I got their names written down right here, in what I call my, uh, "enemies list".
-'''Barney''': (takes the list from Moe and reads it) Jane Fonda, Daniel Schorr, Jack Anderson... Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours.
+'''Barney''': (takes the list from Moe and reads it) [[Jane Fonda]], [[Daniel Schorr]], [[Jack Anderson]]... Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours.
 '''Moe''': Oh, (writes down) Barney Gumble.

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+{{TabQ}}
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-'''[[Frank_Grimes|Grimes]]:''' But this was a contest for children!
+'''[[Frank Grimes|Grimes]]:''' But this was a contest for children!
 '''[[Lenny]]:''' Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out.
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 '''Grimes''': How do you do?
-'''Homer''': [picks up one of Grimes' pencils, spilling the rest onto his desk] Wow, you've got pencils with your name on them -- just like a pencil company executive. I'd give anything for one of these.
+'''Homer''': [picks up one of Grimes' pencils, spilling the rest onto his desk] Wow, you've got pencils with your name on them—just like a pencil company executive. I'd give anything for one of these.
 '''Grimes''': [tugs the pencil back out of Homer's hand] Any office supply company can have them made up for you.
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 '''Lenny''': [to Carl] So, how are you doing?
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+{{Season 8|Q}}

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 (Dozens of rats run out from under the rubble and into Moe's Tavern)
-'''Moe''': Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks!
+'''Moe''': Okay, everybody tuck your shirts into your socks!
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 '''Frank Grimes''': If this were any other country, you'd have starved to death long ago.

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 '''[[Frank_Grimes|Grimes]]:''' But this was a contest for children!