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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer&#039;s Adventures Through the Windshield Glass|A Mid-Childhood Night&#039;s Dream}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Superintendent_Chalmers" class="mw-redirect" title="Superintendent Chalmers">Superintendent Chalmers</a>}} So, since Otto has dis...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass|A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} So, since Otto has disappeared with our bus, and our brownie pans, parents will have to drive their own children to school.<br /> :''[parents complain]''<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Well, fewer of you would have to drive if you sat down and arranged a carpool schedule.<br /> :''[parents complain harder]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, you just volunteered.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Dear god. No. Stop. Yield.<br /> {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Well, he's got the lingo down. This guy's a natural.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Are you guys saying I've never kept anyone safe?<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Oh, sure you have, Homer. Just... By not doing anything.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Uh, sweetie? It seems like your [[lightsaber]] doesn't want to go &quot;shwoom.&quot; Did you go &quot;[[Han Solo]]&quot; earlier tonight?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} What do you guys think happened to Otto?<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Jail.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Jail.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Jail.<br /> {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Maybe he just got tired of always running from the darkness.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Stupid kids. Without me, they'd be stuck on one side of the street for the rest of their lives.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The last two endangered pandas on Earth died today in what zoo investigators are calling a grisly murder-suicide. Adios, pandas. We'll see you at the crossroads.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} The only people that wear badges are power-hungry chumps who want to keep the little guy down.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Are you talking about that security guard at the supermarket?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I wasn't trying to break the gumball machine. I was just trying to shake out a purple.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} All right, rookies. Not all of you are going to make it through training. Look to your left, now look to your right. That's how you know if a car is coming. That concludes your training.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Now, uh, I'm not telling you how to do your job...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Are you telling me how to do my job?<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No, I specifically said I'm not telling you how to do your job.<br /> {{qf|[[Mrs. Muntz]]}} That's enough, principal what's-ya-face.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, you're charging me, Francine? Even though I keep your kids safe every morning? Aiden? Charlotte? Nearsighted Nicholas?<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Francine|Homer's Crossing}}}} Oh, I'm sorry. It's on the house. Thank you for your service, hero. ''[to Bart and Lisa]'' I don't even have kids, but this guy scares me.<br /> <br /> {{Season 35|Q}}</div>

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