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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span> replaced: ’ → &#039; (4), “ → &quot;, ” → &quot;</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:20, April 26, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l7" >Line 7:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 7:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah. Sucker.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah. Sucker.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} There, there. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Don’t </del>worry, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">everything’s </del>okay. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Daddy’s </del>gonna tell you a bedtime story. 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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Maggie" class="mw-redirect" title="Maggie">Maggie</a>}} Waaaahhhh!!! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Homer, go check on Maggie. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Why me? {{qf|Marge}} Because we made a deal. At night, whenever ...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Waaaahhhh!!!<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, go check on Maggie.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Why me?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Because we made a deal. At night, whenever [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] or Maggie get up, you're in charge. Whenever vampires, werewolves or mummies attack, I'm in charge.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah. Sucker.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} There, there. Don’t worry, everything’s okay. Daddy’s gonna tell you a bedtime story. There was once a noble man who lived far away in a beautiful city full of hills and...<br /> {{qf|Message box}} Ten minutes later...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ...And after arresting Rico on charges of possession everyone agreed that Nash Bridges was the greatest man alive.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Waaaahhhh!!!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} There, there. It’ll be okay. Let me tell you the “Walker, Texas Ranger” story. You both like that one, right?<br /> {{qf|Maggie}} Waaaahhhh!!!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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