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:'''[[Ralph]]''': The wheels on the bus go round and round and round!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Pipe down! You're annoying the driver!
:'''[[Otto]]''': It's okay, Lisa's dad dude! I'm used to the singing from years of driving the schol bus!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, okay.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Look, dad! Mount Rushmore! That's not on the way home! I knew we were lost!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Just part of the trip, honey.
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Who are those men and why are their heads so big?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Glad you asked, Potsie!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': It's Ralph!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Sorry, honey as Ben Franklin said when he invented democracy, "you snooze, you lose!"
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What does that mean?
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': The Washington Monument? Please let me get another map, dad!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': What's that thing?
:'''[[Homer]]''': That's the Washington Monument! You see, in the late 1700s America's greatest enemies were vampires!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': They were not! They were the Brtish! The red-coats!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': So how did you get home?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': We were lucky. We hitched a ride with a traveling children's theater troupe who were coming to Springfield Elementary to do a play bout the dangers of hitchhiking.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Well, I learned my lesson about making up stories in order to look like a big shot! It should only take about two hours of drinking at Moe's to forget it!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': [SIGH!]

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	{{qf\|Lisa}} [SIGH!]		{{qf\|Lisa}} [SIGH!]
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-:'''[[Ralph]]''': The wheels on the bus go round and round and round!
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} The wheels on the bus go round and round and round!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Pipe down! You're annoying the driver!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Pipe down! You're annoying the driver!
-:'''[[Otto]]''': It's okay, Lisa's dad dude! I'm used to the singing from years of driving the schol bus!
+{{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} It's okay, Lisa's dad dude! I'm used to the singing from years of driving the schol bus!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, okay.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, okay.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Look, dad! Mount Rushmore! That's not on the way home! I knew we were lost!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Look, dad! Mount Rushmore! That's not on the way home! I knew we were lost!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Just part of the trip, honey.
+{{qf|Homer}} Just part of the trip, honey.
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': Who are those men and why are their heads so big?
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Who are those men and why are their heads so big?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Glad you asked, Potsie!
+{{qf|Homer}} Glad you asked, Potsie!
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': It's Ralph!
+{{qf|Ralph}} It's Ralph!
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Sorry, honey as Ben Franklin said when he invented democracy, "you snooze, you lose!"
+{{qf|Homer}} Sorry, honey as Ben Franklin said when he invented democracy, "you snooze, you lose!"
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What does that mean?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What does that mean?
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': The Washington Monument? Please let me get another map, dad!
+{{qf|Lisa}} The Washington Monument? Please let me get another map, dad!
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': What's that thing?
+{{qf|Ralph}} What's that thing?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': That's the Washington Monument! You see, in the late 1700s America's greatest enemies were vampires!
+{{qf|Homer}} That's the Washington Monument! You see, in the late 1700s America's greatest enemies were vampires!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': They were not! They were the Brtish! The red-coats!
+{{qf|Lisa}} They were not! They were the Brtish! The red-coats!
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': So how did you get home?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} So how did you get home?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': We were lucky. We hitched a ride with a traveling children's theater troupe who were coming to Springfield Elementary to do a play bout the dangers of hitchhiking.
+{{qf|Lisa}} We were lucky. We hitched a ride with a traveling children's theater troupe who were coming to Springfield Elementary to do a play bout the dangers of hitchhiking.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Well, I learned my lesson about making up stories in order to look like a big shot! It should only take about two hours of drinking at Moe's to forget it!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, I learned my lesson about making up stories in order to look like a big shot! It should only take about two hours of drinking at Moe's to forget it!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': [SIGH!]
+{{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH!]