Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass/Quotes - Revision history

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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Got to express my rage to the person who enraged me: my wife. ''[texting]'' Marge, I am so, so, so, so angry. Anger emoji, skull emoji, eggplant emoji, because I hate eggplant. Fire, fire, fire. Aah! A fire-fire-fire hydrant!
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{{qf|Homer}} Well, at least I got shatter-proof glass. Oh, it's shattering!
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm soaring through the air like an angel, or a beautiful loogie. How very majestic the world looks from up here. The sky, the ocean, Ralph.
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Bart's bald mommy is going to die.
{{qf|Homer}} That's her problem. ''[laughs]''
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{{qf|[[Goobie-Woo]]}} It's me, Maggie's Happy Little Elf doll.
{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah. She calls you Goobie-Woo.
{{qf|Goobie-Woo}} Of course she does. That's my damn name.
{{qf|Homer}} Okay. Sheesh, Goobie-Woo.
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{{qf|Homer}} I need a safe-deposit box. Want to know why?
{{qf|{{ap|Richard|Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass}}}} Well, that's why I got into banking in the first place, for the thrilling stories.
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{{qf|Richard}} Now, I'm not supposed to show you this, but lucky for you right now I'm super high.
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge's dad left a will? He never told me about that in the four conversations we ever had.
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{{qf|Homer}} Aw, work? That sounds like work.
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{{qf|Homer}} I don't know which one I'm more upset about, that my wife has been keeping a secret mountain of cash from me, or that I'm about to die in a stupid, violent car wreck.
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{{qf|Goobie-Woo}} Homer, you're spiraling.
{{qf|Homer}} Of course I'm spiraling. I'm literally flying through the air.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I was blowing off steam one day... ...and I saw that Mom was getting $100,000 a month!
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Then I explained to Bart how decimal points work.
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{{qf|Homer}} So then tell me, why did she keep the money a secret?
{{qf|Bart}} I don't think you can handle it.
{{qf|Homer}} I can handle it.
{{qf|Bart}} Okay. The reason is... ''[imitating Marge]'' Your father is an ape-faced butt monster who eats booger sandwiches and also sucks. ''[laughs]''
{{qf|Homer}} Why, you little unreliable narrator!
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{{qf|[[Clancy Bouvier]]}} Oh, honey, this Simpson fellow will never provide for you. He has jackass written all over him.
{{qf|Homer}} Marge, do you have any turpentine? It's not coming off.
{{qf|Marge}} His friends did that after he fell asleep at a party.
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{{qf|Homer}} Wait, how could I remember that talk between Marge and her dad if I wasn't around to see it?
{{qf|Goobie-Woo}} You can see stuff like that 'cause you're a ghost now. You dead.
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, my God, I'm in heaven now. It's so huge, so majestic. So red. Ooh, it's one of heaven's goaty-footed angels. And look at that giant fork. Probably for eating delicious, heavenly s'mores.
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{{qf|[[Mercer]]}} You're so lucky to be meeting me today. Seriously, I am so jealous of you.
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{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Eh, you just had an epiphany, pally, which means you get to go back to your life. It's a dumb rule, but we need a two-thirds vote to change it. Which is also a dumb rule. What can I say? Hell ain't perfect.
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{{qf|Ralph}} You died and went to hell. Ralph knows.

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+{{qf|[[Clarence Bouvier]]}} Oh, honey, this Simpson fellow will never provide for you. He has jackass written all over him.
 {{qf|Homer}} Marge, do you have any turpentine? It's not coming off.
 {{qf|Marge}} His friends did that after he fell asleep at a party.