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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Holy War Throwdown
|image = [[File:Tapped Out MMA Jesus Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIV}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[MMA Jesus]]
|optional = [[Jesus Christ]]
|internal = HolyWarThrowdown
|id = 273055 - 273058
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Holy War Throwdown''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIV}} content update. It requires [[MMA Jesus]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|What a beautiful sunrise! Time to get up and make a difference.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Uggh What's the point of being the Son of God if you can't sleep in?}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Don't you have a full day of saving people?}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You go for me. I'm working on a vicious water-to-wine hangover here.}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Great idea! I can train AND bless sinners!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make MMA Jesus Train and Bless|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jesus Christ Sleep In|4 hours|[[The Jesus Cube]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], [[Heaven]], [[First Church of Springfield]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Jesus Christ]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Good morning, Marge! You look as lovely as your roses today.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thank you, MMA Jesus!}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Martin! Don't forget those wrestling moves I taught you for the bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Merci beaucoup, MMA Jesus! You've taken me from half nelson to a full Nelson Muntz!}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Blessed Ned Flanders! Still turning the other cheek?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Turned it so many times I'm prayin' for more cheeks, MMA Jesus!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Mr. Flanders, you're okay with a mixed martial fighter as your lord?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The doctrinal conflict in having a violent Jesus is a little weird, but who better to put the devil in a choke hold until he cries "uncle"?!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|You guys are renovating the church? What was wrong with the old church?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|Oh wow…hey old Jesus… Didn't think you'd be here.}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Helen, where can I throw this lame, old Jesus junk—oops! AWK-ward.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're throwing me out? Just like that?!}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No problem. There are plenty of other churches in Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, sorry. We're it for houses of the Lord.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make MMA Jesus Help Out at Church|4 hours|[[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jesus Christ Sulk in the Cry Room|4 hours|[[First Church of Springfield]], [[Mega Church]], [[Springfield Episcopal Church]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Jesus Christ]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I'm not going to stand for being the "lame" Jesus because of some ripped Jesus-come-lately version of me!}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'll train to beat you in the octagon! There's a biceps and "six-pack" in me somewhere!}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|People don't bow down to me because I'm the toughest savior in the universe, they do it because I'm nice.}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Besides, you created MMA Me because you were too lazy to do the work!}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's it! Start the Rocky training music now! It. Is. On!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm so confused. Which Jesus do I root for?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make MMA Jesus Train and Bless Some More|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jesus Christ Watch MMA Videos to "Train"|4 hours|[[The Jesus Cube]], [[Heavenly Swing Set]], [[Heaven]], [[First Church of Springfield]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Jesus Christ]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on MMA Jesus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You don't look like you trained at all.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Don't have to. As the party issuing the challenge, I choose the arena of combat!}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine, doughy-Jesus. So where are we doing this?}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Right here at this swimming pool! I can walk on water, so I can't lose. HA!}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Dude, I'm also Jesus. I can walk on water too.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ah, sh{{*}}#!}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh, Jesus…you mean "shoot," right?}}
{{THT|If [[Jesus Christ]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make MMA Jesus Have a Holy War Throwdown|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobDualOptional|Make MMA Jesus Have a Holy War Throwdown|4 hours|[[Jesus Christ]]|char=[[Jesus Christ]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}taps out{{*}} I give! Uncle! Virgin Mary! Whatever!}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Come on, man, I'm only holding onto your robe.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But the material scratches!}}
{{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|How about you just be the milquetoast Jesus who gets his feet washed by sinners and appears on random tortillas, and I'll handle all the amazing miracles.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'd be good with that.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXXIV}}

@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
 {{TB|You guys are renovating the church? What was wrong with the old church?}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
-{{TB|Oh wow…hey old Jesus… Didn't think you'd be here.}}
+{{TB|Oh wow...hey old Jesus... Didn't think you'd be here.}}
 {{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon}}
 {{TB|Helen, where can I throw this lame, old Jesus junk—oops! AWK-ward.}}
@@ Line 104: / Line 104: @@
 {{TB|Ah, sh{{*}}#!}}
 {{Tapped Out MMA Jesus Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Uh, Jesus…you mean "shoot," right?}}
+{{TB|Uh, Jesus...you mean "shoot," right?}}
 {{THT|If [[Jesus Christ]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make MMA Jesus Have a Holy War Throwdown|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobDualOptional|Make MMA Jesus Have a Holy War Throwdown|4 hours|[[Jesus Christ]]|char=[[Jesus Christ]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Surprised}}

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