Holidays of Future Passed/Quotes - Revision history

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HomerGriffin at 13:10, October 27, 2020

2020-10-27T13:10:33Z

HomerGriffin: Fixing capilalizations and adding commas.

2020-04-14T20:46:54Z

Fixing capilalizations and adding commas.

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Solar Dragon at 18:59, November 12, 2016

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 {{qf|Bart}} I can't believe she got married, and I have no one. It's so hard to find somebody new.
-{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Sure is. That's why after Homer accidentally killed [[Edna Krabappel|Edna]], I married Maude's ghost.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Sure is. That's why after Homer accidentally killed [[Edna]], I married Maude's ghost.
 {{qf|[[Maude Flanders|Maude's ghost]]}} There is no [[God]], Neddy. It's just an empty, meaningless void.
 {{qf|Ned}} Hehe. Isn't she pretty?

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 :'''Homer:''' Hey, I've got a B-Mail, too! You have won a valuable prize. Open now.
-:'''Marge:''' Don't open it Homie. It's a virus.
+:'''Marge:''' Don't open it, Homie. It's a virus.
 :'''Homer:''' Too late. I- ''(starts to fit)''
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 :''(Bart enters [[Moe's Tavern]])''
 :'''Bart:''' Wow. This place hasn't changed a bit.
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, I keep meaning to switch things around but this place is always a crime scene.
+:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, I keep meaning to switch things around, but this place is always a crime scene.
 :'''Bart:''' Was my dad here?
 :'''Moe:''' Ah, yes. Since he don't drink, he just comes here to see [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]].

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 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Lis, I'm afraid my seasonal [[allergies]] are kicking in.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Aww. You poor thing. this is a tough time of year for someone who's allergic to holly, mistletoe, the red part of candy canes...
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Aww. You poor thing. This is a tough time of year for someone who's allergic to holly, mistletoe, the red part of candy canes...
-:'''Milhouse:''' I can't believe we put a man on the sun but we can't stop my sneezing! ''(sneezes)''
+:'''Milhouse:''' I can't believe we put a man on the sun, but we can't stop my sneezing! ''(sneezes)''
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh [[Marge]], how would you like some future sex?
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, [[Marge]], how would you like some future sex?
 :'''Marge:''' Why do you say future? This is now.
 :'''Homer:''' I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.
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-:'''Homer:''' Hey, I've got a B-Mail too! You have won a valuable prize. Open now.
+:'''Homer:''' Hey, I've got a B-Mail, too! You have won a valuable prize. Open now.
 :'''Marge:''' Don't open it Homie. It's a virus.
 :'''Homer:''' Too late. I- ''(starts to fit)''
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-:'''Bart:''' I can't believe she got married, and I have no one. it's so hard to find somebody new.
+:'''Bart:''' I can't believe she got married, and I have no one. It's so hard to find somebody new.
 :'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Sure is. That's why after Homer accidentally killed [[Edna Krabappel|Edna]], I married [[Maude Flanders|Maude's ghost]].
 :'''Maude's ghost:''' There is no [[God]], Neddy. It's just an empty, meaningless void.
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 :'''Marge:''' And now [[Patty]] and [[Selma]] are here to help us decorate with their new [[Lovebots]].
-:'''Selma:''' ''(to her Lovebot)'' Make me a bloody Mary dollface.
+:'''Selma:''' ''(to her Lovebot)'' Make me a bloody Mary, dollface.
-:'''Selma's Lovebot:''' No Selma. Even a robot built only to love you, can not love you. I am leaving with your sister's Compudroid.
+:'''Selma's Lovebot:''' No, Selma. Even a robot built, only to love you, can not love you. I am leaving with your sister's Compudroid.
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 :''(Bart gets pulled over by a police car)''
 :'''Bart:''' Naww. It's Chief Wiggum.
-:'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]:''' Hi Bart!
+:'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]:''' Hi, Bart!
-:'''Bart:''' Hey Ralph. I heard you died.
+:'''Bart:''' Hey, Ralph. I heard you died.
 :'''Ralph:''' I got cloneded. ''(Ralph shoots himself in the head)''
-:'''Ralph clone 1:''' All right buddy, what's the hurry?
+:'''Ralph clone 1:''' All right, buddy, what's the hurry?
 :''(Bart drives off. A lorry hits the Ralph clone)''
 :'''Ralph clone 2:''' Heh. That Ralph was stupid.
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 :'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah, I keep meaning to switch things around but this place is always a crime scene.
 :'''Bart:''' Was my dad here?
-:'''Moe:''' Ah, yes. Since he don't drink he just comes here to see [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]].
+:'''Moe:''' Ah, yes. Since he don't drink, he just comes here to see [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]].
-:'''Bart:''' ''(to Lenny's body)'' Hey Lenny.
+:'''Bart:''' ''(to Lenny's body)'' Hey, Lenny.
 :'''Carl:''' ''(in Lenny's body)'' I'm Carl.
 :'''Lenny:''' ''(in Carl's body)'' Don't you remember, you came to the brain switching ceremony.
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 :'''Homer:''' Dad, these are your great grandsons.
-:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]:''' Ehh. I don't see what's so great about them. And Homer, you're still a big disappointment because-
+:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]:''' Ehh. I don't see what's so great about them. And, Homer, you're still a big disappointment because-
 :'''Homer:''' See you next [[Christmas]]. ''(Homer re-freezes Grampa)''
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 :''(Zia emerges from the Online Chemistry Midterm vial)''
 :'''Lisa:''' I was worried. I thought I would find--
-:'''Zia:''' What, me flashing my boobs on unripemelons. com?
+:'''Zia:''' What, me flashing my boobs on unripemelons.com?
 :'''Lisa:''' What? No. It doesn't matter what I thought. I'm sorry I spied on you. But what I found is, my daughter looks up to me.
 :'''Zia:''' Well, of course I do. I look up to both my parents.
 :''(Milhouse appears)''
-:'''Milhouse:''' Could somebody FedEx me a prayer mat? And quick! (Disappears)
+:'''Milhouse:''' Could somebody FedEx me a prayer mat? And quick! ''(disappears)''
-:'''Zia:''' But I especially look up to you. (She and Lisa hugs then a door opens a party is going on and Zia closes the door)
+:'''Zia:''' But I especially look up to you. ''(She and Lisa hug, then a door opens; a party is going on and Zia closes the door)''
 {{Season 23|Q}}

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 :'''Homer:''' See you next [[Christmas]]. ''(Homer re-freezes Grampa)''
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-:'''Homer:''' Everyone thinks their dad's a jerk. And everyone's right. But, when you get older,  you realize how much you love them. Your dad may be a little bit immature, but I know he loves you. So, you ought to give him a chance.
+:'''Homer:''' Everyone thinks their dad's a jerk. And everyone's right. But, when you get older, you realize how much you love them. Your dad may be a little bit immature, but I know he loves you. So, you ought to give him a chance.
 :'''Bart:''' Boys, I've acted like a ten year old for the last thirty years and I swear to you, I will grow up and act like a twenty year old, the way a divorced forty year old should.
 :'''Bart's youngest child:''' You're gonna have to do better than that.

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 :'''Bart:''' ''(thinking)'' Hahaha. I'll just dump them at my mom's.
-:'''[[Picard Simpson]]:''' You know, we can hear thoughts now!
+:'''[[Skippy Simpson]]:''' You know, we can hear thoughts now!
 :'''Bart:''' Dammit!
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 :'''Homer:''' He froze himself because he was sick and there was no cure.
-:'''[[Kirk Simpson]]:''' Are they working on one?
+:'''[[Jiff Simpson]]:''' Are they working on one?
 :'''Homer:''' Oh, they found one. But don't tell him. This is way cheaper than a nursing home.
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