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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Ho-ho-d'oh
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Ornaments Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = HoHoDoh
|id = 251011 - 251015
|previous = [[No Crime Like the Present]]
|next = [[Winner, Winner Cookie Dinner]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Ho-ho-d'oh''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between December 26, [[2021]] and January 12, [[2022]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Marge, where's Homer been? Revenue is so low in his absence. Plus, with Barney in the drunk tank the past month… You should stop by and support your local business every so often.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|I'd come more often if you had some more wine options besides "Twist Off White" and "Box Red".}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Then why don't you try some of my famous fresh pickled eggnog?}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|If this eggnog wasn't so delicious, I'd be mad.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|Enough with the small talk, Moe. We're investigating the attack on Santa. Tell us where you were and what happened.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I got nothing to do with it. I was here the whole night. Anybody who told you different has a date with a butcher's knife.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|We just need to know if Snake was in here that night.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, yeah. He stopped in for a beer. Even let me keep half the till when he robbed me, on account of Christmas spirit.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|How does every suspect in town have an alibi?! At least for the specific crime we're investigating.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|More eggnog?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Ornaments|150}} {{Task|Answer Christmas Trivia}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Have a Sip of Eggnog|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Have a Non-alcoholic Nog|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Moe Dilute the Eggnog With Water|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Tipsy}}
{{TB|This has been a total bust. {{*}}hiccup{{*}} We're never gonna find Satan's attacker.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|You mean…Santa's attacker?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Tipsy}}
{{TB|{{*}}hiccup{{*}} What did I say? Stan's attacker? }}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Nothing, Watson.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Elf Moe]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Dad, don't you think you should be keeping an eye on Maggie?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Uh, I'm pretty sure your Mom has her.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Uh, I'm pretty sure you gave Maggie to the Gnome-in-the-Home earlier so you could go sabotage people's sleighs.}}
{{Tapped Out Gnome-in-the-Home Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}holding Maggie{{*}} This really isn't in my job description.}}
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|{{*}}scared sucking noises{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
{{TB|Jeez, if Gnome-in-the-Home is gonna sponsor the race, then that means doing whatever is required.}}
{{Tapped Out Gnome-in-the-Home Icon}}
{{TB|I don't think that's what the word sponsorship means. Plus, I have rides to give in the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Playful}}
{{TB|Go on, Maggie. Go with the scary clown elf man into the creepy dark dome.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Ornaments|125}} {{Task|Answer Christmas Trivia}} {{Task/Optional|Make Maggie Ride the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome|4 hours|the [[Gnome-in-the-Home Dome]], [[Santa's Village]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Christmas Tree Farm]], [[Christmas Carousel]], [[Santa's House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Maggie]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Gnome-in-the-Home Give Rides|4 hours|the [[Gnome-in-the-Home Dome]]|char=[[Gnome-in-the-Home]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Sabotage Sleighs|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]]., [[Mountain Lodge]], [[Sugarloaf Mountain]], [[Homer's Snowmobile]], [[Homerlayas]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Keep an Eye on Maggie, to Be Safe|4 hours|the [[Gnome-in-the-Home Dome]], [[Santa's Village]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Christmas Tree Farm]], [[Christmas Carousel]], [[Santa's House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gnome-in-the-Home Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, you're gonna have to take your kid back now.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're shirking your duties?}}
{{Tapped Out Gnome-in-the-Home Icon}}
{{TB|I checked with the corporate office, and the park ranger to go over the sponsorship contract, and confirmed that babysitting is not included.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You'll never work in this town again, kid! Now take off that head so I can see who you are! And pummel you!}}
{{Tapped Out Gnome-in-the-Home Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}runs away{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Stupid Gnome! Yeah, keep running.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|You didn't wanna get Maggie back first?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Yell}}
{{TB|Aah!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Elf Ears Machine]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Can you say that again? It was so creepy, I want to make sure we get a good cut.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Certainly. {{*}}clears throat{{*}} I'm only doing this because I want the hearts of all the little children.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|He means he wants to be the new Santa in order to WIN the hearts of the children.}}
{{Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, but that's not what he said. I think we have all we need here.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Is your show gonna paint Mr. Burns as the benevolent billionaire or the evil Santa slayer?}}
{{Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, it's not our job to give an opinion. We merely show the facts of the case, and let the viewer decide that Burns is obviously the culprit.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Ornaments|150}} {{Task|Answer Christmas Trivia}} {{Task/Optional|Make Mary Tannenbaum Suggest Wild Theories|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]], [[Mountain Lodge]], [[Sugarloaf Mountain]], [[Homer's Snowmobile]], [[Homerlayas]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Mary Tannenbaum]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Burns Do Some More Takes|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]], [[Mountain Lodge]], [[Sugarloaf Mountain]], [[Homer's Snowmobile]], [[Homerlayas]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Call Blue-Haired Lawyer|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]], [[Mountain Lodge]], [[Sugarloaf Mountain]], [[Homer's Snowmobile]], [[Homerlayas]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, that's a scene people. Let's pack it up and head to the summit for some establishing shots with ominous voice-over.}}
{{Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon}}
{{TB|You're pretty good at this. In fact, if I was a betting tree, I'd think the most likely culprit was the filmmaker who stands to gain everything from this case.}}
{{Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Keep your mouth shut or I'll turn you into a box of toothpicks.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, you two are bickering like an old married couple. Oh, is that how you're related?}}
{{Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We're not related!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Gnome-in-the-Home Dome Automatons]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did Sideshow Mel's sleigh just FLY?!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Yeah, there have been sleighs flying around all over. Did you seriously just notice that?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I lost my vertical peripheral vision when I drank that case of expired Four Lokos that one time.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|That's why I got us some rocket fuel for the snowmobile, so we could compete.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|I already have nitrous, you dumb-dumb.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And anyway, it won't even be enough to win. Burns said he was using magic.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|You want to steal some magic from Burns instead of using the rocket fuel?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|No, I want to steal magic from Burns, use the nitrous I already have, and then use all the rocket fuel and see where it takes me.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|Replacement Santa here we come.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Ornaments|150}} {{Task|Answer Christmas Trivia}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Steal a Magic Bone From Burns' Sleigh|4 hours|[[White Witch Burns Sleigh]], [[Mt. Useful]], [[Mountain Lodge]], [[Sugarloaf Mountain]], [[Homer's Snowmobile]], [[Homerlayas]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Draw Schematics on a Fast Food Napkin|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]], [[Mountain Lodge]], [[Sugarloaf Mountain]], [[Homer's Snowmobile]], [[Homerlayas]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Are you sure we should test the sleigh by driving off a cliff?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
{{TB|We need to give the magic time to kick in before we hit the ground. That's just science, boy.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Sideshow Mel Sleigh]] + animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Dr. Hibbert? You wanted us to come by?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, Lisa, Marge. Thanks for coming in. I was hoping you could take Santa for an outing. He's annoying the crap out of me.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Lisa! You gotta help me. They're trying to poison me with the pudding!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Santa, you're awake! Why didn't anyone let me know?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Well, you're not his emergency contact. Someone named "Blitzen" is — stupid name, but I believe it.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|For the first time in my life, I can finally see clearly.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispers{{*}} They're controlling me with all the flowers in here.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Doctor, is he okay?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} I'm fairly certain he's not. These scans show an object lodged deep in his brain from that hit to the head he took.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And you want us to take him for an outing?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I suppose we could try to remove it first.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Lisa! Don't let ‘em mess with my brain! I use that almost every day.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Ornaments|175}} {{Task|Answer Christmas Trivia}} {{Task/Optional|Make Santa Spout Conspiracy Theories|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Santa Claus]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Dr. Hibbert Take Santa to Surgery|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Watch the Surgery From the Gallery|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Get Snacks From the Cafeteria|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Doc, was the surgery a success?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Indeed. He won't have to worry about having children anymore. {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, you're talking about Santa. Yes, I was able to dislodge the object from his brain. No idea what it was though. I've sent it to the lab for analysis.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Relieved}}
{{TB|Oh, that's such a relief. He just needs to rest and recuperate now.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, he's still being very annoying. I need you to take him for that outing immediately.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I hear there's a race on Mt. Useful in my honor!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Uh, okay. But let's take it slow. You just came out of a major surgery.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, but not too slow. He's REALLY getting on my nerves.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[You Forgot-Me-Nots]] and {{H2021MBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Holiday Whodunnit}}

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 |requirements =
 |characters = [[Marge]], [[Lisa]], [[Moe]], [[Homer]], [[Bart]], [[Mr. Burns]]
-|optional = [[Maggie]], [[Gnome-in-the-Home]], [[Mary Tannenbaum]], [[Smithers]], [[Santa Claus]], [[Dr. Hibbert]]
+|optional = [[Maggie]], [[Gnome-in-the-Home]], [[Mary Tannenbaum]], [[Smithers]], [[Santa Claus]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = HoHoDoh
 |id = 251011 - 251015

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 {{THT|Between December 26, [[2021]] and January 12, [[2022]]|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Elf Moe Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Marge, where's Homer been? Revenue is so low in his absence. Plus, with Barney in the drunk tank the past month… You should stop by and support your local business every so often.}}
+{{TB|Marge, where's Homer been? Revenue is so low in his absence. Plus, with Barney in the drunk tank the past month... You should stop by and support your local business every so often.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|I'd come more often if you had some more wine options besides "Twist Off White" and "Box Red".}}
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{TB|This has been a total bust. {{*}}hiccup{{*}} We're never gonna find Satan's attacker.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
-{{TB|You mean…Santa's attacker?}}
+{{TB|You mean...Santa's attacker?}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Tipsy}}
 {{TB|{{*}}hiccup{{*}} What did I say? Stan's attacker? }}
@@ Line 175: / Line 175: @@
 {{TB|I suppose we could try to remove it first.}}
 {{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Lisa! Don't let ‘em mess with my brain! I use that almost every day.}}
+{{TB|Lisa! Don't let 'em mess with my brain! I use that almost every day.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Ornaments|175}}<br>{{Task|Answer Christmas Trivia}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Santa Spout Conspiracy Theories|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Santa Claus]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Dr. Hibbert Take Santa to Surgery|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Dr. Hibbert]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Watch the Surgery From the Gallery|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Get Snacks From the Cafeteria|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Hibbert Family Practice]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}

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 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Playful}}
 {{TB|Go on, Maggie. Go with the scary clown elf man into the creepy dark dome.}}
-{{THT|{{Task|Collect Ornaments|125}}<br>{{Task|Answer Christmas Trivia}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Maggie Ride the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome|4 hours|the [[Gnome-in-the-Home Dome]], [[Santa's Village]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Christmas Tree Farm]], [[Christmas Carousel]], [[Santa's House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Maggie]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Gnome-in-the-Home Give Rides|4 hours|the [[Gnome-in-the-Home Dome]]|char=[[Gnome-in-the-Home]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Sabotage Sleighs|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]]., [[Mountain Lodge]], [[Sugarloaf Mountain]], [[Homer's Snowmobile]], [[Homerlayas]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Keep an Eye on Maggie, to Be Safe|4 hours|the [[Gnome-in-the-Home Dome]], [[Santa's Village]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Christmas Tree Farm]], [[Christmas Carousel]], [[Santa's House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Ornaments|125}}<br>{{Task|Answer Christmas Trivia}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Maggie Ride the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome|4 hours|the [[Gnome-in-the-Home Dome]], [[Santa's Village]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Christmas Tree Farm]], [[Christmas Carousel]], [[Santa's House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Maggie]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Gnome-in-the-Home Give Rides|4 hours|the [[Gnome-in-the-Home Dome]]|char=[[Gnome-in-the-Home]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Sabotage Sleighs|4 hours|[[Mt. Useful]], [[Mountain Lodge]], [[Sugarloaf Mountain]], [[Homer's Snowmobile]], [[Homerlayas]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Keep an Eye on Maggie, to Be Safe|4 hours|the [[Gnome-in-the-Home Dome]], [[Santa's Village]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Christmas Tree Farm]], [[Christmas Carousel]], [[Santa's House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Gnome-in-the-Home Icon}}
 {{TB|Alright, you're gonna have to take your kid back now.}}