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:'''[[Cletus]]:''' Well, I'll be a hog's mother-brother... I'm in a space-ity ship!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Listen well, Earthling! You and your family unit are now prisoners of RIgel VII and will therefore be probed, studied, eaten, or broken down for parts.
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Ymm... is the Earthing even paying attention?
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:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Our ship is ruined! I tgought you said this would be simple!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' A temporary set back. Let us corral the Earthling family and get back to Rigel VII!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Look! Younglings! We must establish dominace to frighten them into submission.
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:'''[[Cletus]]:''' Aint nobody gonna deny my offspring a free meal! Dinner's on, kids! Tiffany, Heatehr, Second Heater, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Rubella, Scabies, Kendeall, Noah, Hunter, Rubella, Scabies, Kendall, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil, Birthday, Crystal Meth, Dubya, Gummy Sue, Noraml Head Joe, International Harvester, Jitney, Whitney, Mary, Stabbed in Jail, Navel, String, Melvis, Mary, Not-Quite_Right Mary, Zeke, Embry, Joe, Katlin, I'll Katlin! Git a mouthful o' them tasty-looking gastors, whilst ya can!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' But... but... you can't eat us!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' That's our thing!
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:'''[[Brandine]]:''' Holy Baloney! Lookit this, kids! Cookin' fire! Grab a critter outta the road kill pile nad hol 'em over this here cookin' fire. Tonight, we eats like the middle class!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' They are happy their possessions are ablaze?
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' It apperas so. Would the Rigel VII overlords be pleased with such specimens? I think not.
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Oh, well. Back to Rigel VII for our immediate disintegration.
:'''[[Brandine]]:''' Hey, ya'll... why don't you come and have some supper?M Nothing like a little roasin' to take the stink outta a skunk dinner.
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' No thank you, earthling. We are too stressed to consume.
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:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' It's been eons since we've been able to relax. Adopting the lackadaisical lifestyle of these hillbillies is the best decision we've ever made.
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Agreed. Truly more pleasant than disintegration. But I do poner what ever became of our spacecraft...

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-{{qf|[[Brandine Del Roy]]}} Holy Baloney! Lookit this, kids! Cookin' fire! Grab a critter outta the road kill pile nad hol 'em over this here cookin' fire. Tonight, we eats like the middle class!
+{{qf|[[Brandine Spuckler]]}} Holy Baloney! Lookit this, kids! Cookin' fire! Grab a critter outta the road kill pile nad hol 'em over this here cookin' fire. Tonight, we eats like the middle class!
 {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} They are happy their possessions are ablaze?
 {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} It apperas so. Would the Rigel VII overlords be pleased with such specimens? I think not.

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	{{qf\|Kang or Kodos}} It's been eons since we've been able to relax. Adopting the lackadaisical lifestyle of these hillbillies is the best decision we've ever made.		{{qf\|Kang or Kodos}} It's been eons since we've been able to relax. Adopting the lackadaisical lifestyle of these hillbillies is the best decision we've ever made.
	{{qf\|Kang or Kodos}} Agreed. Truly more pleasant than disintegration. But I do poner what ever became of our spacecraft...		{{qf\|Kang or Kodos}} Agreed. Truly more pleasant than disintegration. But I do poner what ever became of our spacecraft...
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-:'''[[Cletus]]:''' Well, I'll be a hog's mother-brother... I'm in a space-ity ship!
+{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} Well, I'll be a hog's mother-brother... I'm in a space-ity ship!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Listen well, Earthling! You and your family unit are now prisoners of RIgel VII and will therefore be probed, studied, eaten, or broken down for parts.
+{{qf|[[Kang]] or [[Kodos]]}} Listen well, Earthling! You and your family unit are now prisoners of RIgel VII and will therefore be probed, studied, eaten, or broken down for parts.
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Ymm... is the Earthing even paying attention?
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Ymm... is the Earthing even paying attention?
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-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Our ship is ruined! I tgought you said this would be simple!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Our ship is ruined! I tgought you said this would be simple!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' A temporary set back. Let us corral the Earthling family and get back to Rigel VII!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} A temporary set back. Let us corral the Earthling family and get back to Rigel VII!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Look! Younglings! We must establish dominace to frighten them into submission.
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Look! Younglings! We must establish dominace to frighten them into submission.
 ----
-:'''[[Cletus]]:''' Aint nobody gonna deny my offspring a free meal! Dinner's on, kids! Tiffany, Heatehr, Second Heater, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Rubella, Scabies, Kendeall, Noah, Hunter, Rubella, Scabies, Kendall, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil, Birthday, Crystal Meth, Dubya, Gummy Sue, Noraml Head Joe, International Harvester, Jitney, Whitney, Mary, Stabbed in Jail, Navel, String, Melvis, Mary, Not-Quite-Right Mary, Zeke, Embry, Joe, Katlin, I'll Katlin! Git a mouthful o' them tasty-looking gastors, whilst ya can!
+{{qf|Cletus}} Aint nobody gonna deny my offspring a free meal! Dinner's on, kids! Tiffany, Heatehr, Second Heater, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Rubella, Scabies, Kendeall, Noah, Hunter, Rubella, Scabies, Kendall, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil, Birthday, Crystal Meth, Dubya, Gummy Sue, Noraml Head Joe, International Harvester, Jitney, Whitney, Mary, Stabbed in Jail, Navel, String, Melvis, Mary, Not-Quite-Right Mary, Zeke, Embry, Joe, Katlin, I'll Katlin! Git a mouthful o' them tasty-looking gastors, whilst ya can!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' But... but... you can't eat us!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} But... but... you can't eat us!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' That's our thing!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} That's our thing!
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-:'''[[Brandine]]:''' Holy Baloney! Lookit this, kids! Cookin' fire! Grab a critter outta the road kill pile nad hol 'em over this here cookin' fire. Tonight, we eats like the middle class!
+{{qf|[[Brandine Del Roy]]}} Holy Baloney! Lookit this, kids! Cookin' fire! Grab a critter outta the road kill pile nad hol 'em over this here cookin' fire. Tonight, we eats like the middle class!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' They are happy their possessions are ablaze?
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} They are happy their possessions are ablaze?
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' It apperas so. Would the Rigel VII overlords be pleased with such specimens? I think not.
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} It apperas so. Would the Rigel VII overlords be pleased with such specimens? I think not.
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Oh, well. Back to Rigel VII for our immediate disintegration.
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Oh, well. Back to Rigel VII for our immediate disintegration.
-:'''[[Brandine]]:''' Hey, ya'll... why don't you come and have some supper?M Nothing like a little roasin' to take the stink outta a skunk dinner.
+{{qf|Brandine}} Hey, y'all... why don't you come and have some supper?M Nothing like a little roasin' to take the stink outta a skunk dinner.
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' No thank you, earthling. We are too stressed to consume.
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} No thank you, earthling. We are too stressed to consume.
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-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' It's been eons since we've been able to relax. Adopting the lackadaisical lifestyle of these hillbillies is the best decision we've ever made.
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} It's been eons since we've been able to relax. Adopting the lackadaisical lifestyle of these hillbillies is the best decision we've ever made.
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Agreed. Truly more pleasant than disintegration. But I do poner what ever became of our spacecraft...
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Agreed. Truly more pleasant than disintegration. But I do poner what ever became of our spacecraft...

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