Hill of Beans/Quotes - Revision history

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Ah hee hee hee! Why, i've never seen anything like this! :'''Cheif Wiggum:''' Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten..."

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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Ah hee hee hee! Why, i've never seen anything like this!
:'''[[Cheif Wiggum]]:''' Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, rihgt?
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Now, there's no need for firearms, cheif... at least, not yet! Your son simply has a beanstalk growing out of his nose. Here, allow me to extract it!
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Ow! My sneeze bone!
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean.
:'''[[Cheif Wiggum]]:''' Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mothership?!
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:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did!
:'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' I belive I could help everyone wit' this dilemma for I have recentlry returend from Tijunana with a truckload of thrilling novelty itemes!
:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' And so the tension monuts here in Springfield as the entire town attempts to break the Duff World Recod for this most paddleball bonuces. This is truly historic televison.
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:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' And this is Springfield's own Ralph Wiggum, who has just broken the Duff World Record for the most lima beans shoved up a nose. What do you have to say, young man?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Please don't take away my little friends.
:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' Whould you look at that? He's already trying to break his own Duff World Recods.

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-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Ah hee hee hee! Why, I've never seen anything like this!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Ah hee hee hee! Why, I've never seen anything like this!
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, right?
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, right?
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Now, there's no need for firearms, Chief... at least, not yet! Your son simply has a beanstalk growing out of his nose. Here, allow me to extract it!
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Now, there's no need for firearms, Chief... at least, not yet! Your son simply has a beanstalk growing out of his nose. Here, allow me to extract it!
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Ow! My sneeze bone!
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Ow! My sneeze bone!
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean.
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mother ship?!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mother ship?!
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-:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did!
+{{qf|[[Johnny Herelately]]}} These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did!
-:'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' I belive I could help everyone wit' this dilemma for I have recently returned from Tijunana with a truckload of thrilling novelty itemes!
+{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} I belive I could help everyone wit' this dilemma for I have recently returned from Tijunana with a truckload of thrilling novelty itemes!
-:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' And so the tension monuts here in Springfield as the entire town attempts to break the Duff World Record for the most paddleball bounces. This is truly historic television.
+{{qf|Johnny Herelately}} And so the tension monuts here in Springfield as the entire town attempts to break the Duff World Record for the most paddleball bounces. This is truly historic television.
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-:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' And this is Springfield's own Ralph Wiggum, who has just broken the Duff World Record for the most lima beans shoved up a nose. What do you have to say, young man?
+{{qf|Johnny Herelately}} And this is Springfield's own Ralph Wiggum, who has just broken the Duff World Record for the most lima beans shoved up a nose. What do you have to say, young man?
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Please don't take away my little friends.
+{{qf|Ralph}} Please don't take away my little friends.
-:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' Would you look at that? He's already trying to break his own Duff World Records.
+{{qf|Johnny Herelately}} Would you look at that? He's already trying to break his own Duff World Records.

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 :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Ah hee hee hee! Why, i've never seen anything like this!
-:'''[[Cheif Wiggum]]:''' Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, rihgt?
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, rihgt?
 :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Now, there's no need for firearms, cheif... at least, not yet! Your son simply has a beanstalk growing out of his nose. Here, allow me to extract it!
 :'''[[Ralph]]:''' Ow! My sneeze bone!
 :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean.
-:'''[[Cheif Wiggum]]:''' Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mothership?!
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mothership?!
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 :'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did!