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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Hick and the Beanstalk
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
|requirements = [[Sneed's Feed & Seed]]
|characters = [[Cletus]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Hick and the Beanstalk''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Wild West}} content update. It requires [[Sneed's Feed & Seed]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Brandine! I's going to the store! You need anythin'?}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's that age-old problem: what do you get the woman who has everythin'?}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|All the important stuff is taken care of: we got a hovel, a nice uneven dirt floor, plenty of malnutrition for the kids…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cletus Spend the Welfare Check|6 hours|[[Sneed's Feed & Seed]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|Hey Brandine! I met a nice feller on the way to market, and I traded all our money for these here magic beans!}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Magic beans! That's how all kinds of stories start. I wonder what our adventure will be?}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Prolly somethin' dumb like a goose what poops gold, and then we'll steal it and be set for life or whatever.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, just our luck.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|Yeah. Well, at least it'll be somethin' to do. Magic, adventure, and cloud-based, giant-run goose farms, here we come.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cletus Care for Bean|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|How come we ain't got a magic beanstalk growin' up to [[Heaven]] yet?}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|It would seem that I have erred. ‘Stead of plantin' the beans, I went and ate them.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No high-altitude adventure for the Spuckler clan, I guess. I woulda liked some of them beans to eat myself, though.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I CAN end this disappointing false start of a story with a deeply disturbing mission that will appease everyone's hunger.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Sinking to a new low, I bring you: “Cletus regurgitates food into the mouths of his loved ones.” Oof.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cletus Regurgitate Food Like A Bird|2 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to ''{{W|Jack and the Beanstalk}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Wild West}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Hick and the Beanstalk
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Sneed's Feed & Seed Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
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 |characters = [[Cletus]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

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 {{TB|It's that age-old problem: what do you get the woman who has everythin'?}}
 {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
-{{TB|All the important stuff is taken care of: we got a hovel, a nice uneven dirt floor, plenty of malnutrition for the kids…}}
+{{TB|All the important stuff is taken care of: we got a hovel, a nice uneven dirt floor, plenty of malnutrition for the kids...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cletus Spend the Welfare Check|6 hours|[[Sneed's Feed & Seed]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|How come we ain't got a magic beanstalk growin' up to [[Heaven]] yet?}}
 {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
-{{TB|It would seem that I have erred. ‘Stead of plantin' the beans, I went and ate them.}}
+{{TB|It would seem that I have erred. 'Stead of plantin' the beans, I went and ate them.}}
 {{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|No high-altitude adventure for the Spuckler clan, I guess. I woulda liked some of them beans to eat myself, though.}}
@@ Line 57: / Line 57: @@
 {{TB|Well, I CAN end this disappointing false start of a story with a deeply disturbing mission that will appease everyone's hunger.}}
 {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
-{{TB|Sinking to a new low, I bring you: “Cletus regurgitates food into the mouths of his loved ones.” Oof.}}
+{{TB|Sinking to a new low, I bring you: "Cletus regurgitates food into the mouths of his loved ones." Oof.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cletus Regurgitate Food Like A Bird|2 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}