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173.76.180.240 at 19:59, March 7, 2015

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa:''' Great dinner, mom. :'''Marge:''' I'm glad everybody enjoyed it. :'''Homer:''' Gwwaahh... stomach bloated... freakishly distended... can't mo..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa:''' Great dinner, mom. :'''Marge:''' I'm glad everybody enjoyed it. :'''Homer:''' Gwwaahh... stomach bloated... freakishly distended... can't mo..."

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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Great dinner, mom.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I'm glad everybody enjoyed it.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Gwwaahh... stomach bloated... freakishly distended... can't move... ...must seek... blesssed relief.... Ohhh! That's it! This year I'm going on a diet!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You say that every Christmas, Homer.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' This time I mean it!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' No you don't!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I thought you'd be more supportive.
----
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Are you sure this is safe, Professor?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Oh, no need to worry. Homer is the perfect guinea pig for my new maximum strength sedative.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Aww! I don't wanna sleep like a guinea pig, I wanna sleep like a bear!!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' And so, you shall, my corpulent friend.
----
:'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' Thank you, Legs. The lovebirds will have to pay dearly this year if they want their "oh u kid."
:'''[[Homer]]:''' [Zzawww...]
:'''[[Louie]]:''' Hey, we got a spy! You want I should waste sleeping ugly?
:'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' No so fast, Louie. Thereis something familiar about him. I believe this is none other than my old associate in crime, Augie "Sleepy" Manetti!
:'''[[Louie]]:''' The legendary snozing hitman of hacksack?!
:'''[[Legs]]:''' We are the presence of greatness!
:'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' No doubt sleepy was hiding out after a busy month of holiday whacking. Perhaps we can persuade him to join our merry band until the spring thaw.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Zzaawww...
:'''[[Legs]]:''' That sound like a "yes" to me.
----
:'''[[Yes Guy]]:''' Springfield Holiday chracter temp agency... oh hello, Mrs. Quimby... a big, fat jolly easter bunny for the mayour's annual easter egg roll? I'm sorry, but...
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Zzzzaww...
:'''[[Yes Guy]]:''' Why, Yeessss! We just had one hop in fresh off the bunny trail!
----
:'''[[Marge]]:''' How do you feel?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hungry.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' How much weight did he sleep off, Professor?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Oh my glavin! This is incredible! Not only has Homer retained his entire body fat content, but he's also gained fifty-sis pounds!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' What?!?!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' You, sir, are a true miracle of science!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Wooo-hoo!

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	{{qf\|Homer}} Wooo-hoo!		{{qf\|Homer}} Wooo-hoo!
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Great dinner, mom.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm glad everybody enjoyed it.
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Gwwaahh... stomach bloated... freakishly distended... can't move... must seek... blesssed relief.... Ohhh! That's it! This year I'm going on a diet!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Gwwaahh... stomach bloated... freakishly distended... can't move... must seek... blessed relief.... Ohhh! That's it! This year I'm going on a diet!
 {{qf|Marge}} You say that every Christmas, Homer.
 {{qf|Homer}} This time I mean it!
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 {{qf|Legs}} That sound like a "yes" to me.
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-{{qf|[[Yes Guy]]}} Springfield Holiday chracter temp agency... oh hello, Mrs. Quimby... a big, fat jolly easter bunny for the mayour's annual easter egg roll? I'm sorry, but...
+{{qf|[[Yes Guy]]}} Springfield Holiday character temp agency... oh hello, Mrs. Quimby... a big, fat jolly Easter bunny for the mayour's annual easter egg roll? I'm sorry, but...
 {{qf|Homer}} Zzzzaww...
 {{qf|Yes Guy}} Why, Yeessss! We just had one hop in fresh off the bunny trail!

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 {{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Great dinner, mom.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Great dinner, mom.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I'm glad everybody enjoyed it.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm glad everybody enjoyed it.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Gwwaahh... stomach bloated... freakishly distended... can't move... must seek... blesssed relief.... Ohhh! That's it! This year I'm going on a diet!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Gwwaahh... stomach bloated... freakishly distended... can't move... must seek... blesssed relief.... Ohhh! That's it! This year I'm going on a diet!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You say that every Christmas, Homer.
+{{qf|Marge}} You say that every Christmas, Homer.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' This time I mean it!
+{{qf|Homer}} This time I mean it!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' No you don't!
+{{qf|Marge}} No you don't!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I thought you'd be more supportive.
+{{qf|Homer}} I thought you'd be more supportive.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Not while you're eating the leftover turkey between two pizzas!
+{{qf|Marge}} Not while you're eating the leftover turkey between two pizzas!
-:'''[[Homer]]:'''( as [[Marge]] takes the pizzas away) I can't help it. Everything is so Xmas-licous!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[as Marge takes the pizzas away]'' I can't help it. Everything is so Xmas-licous!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Are you sure this is safe, Professor?
+{{qf|Marge}} Are you sure this is safe, Professor?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Oh, no need to worry. Homer is the perfect guinea pig for my new maximum strength sedative.
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Oh, no need to worry. Homer is the perfect guinea pig for my new maximum strength sedative.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Aww! I don't wanna sleep like a guinea pig, I wanna sleep like a bear!!
+{{qf|Homer}} Aww! I don't wanna sleep like a guinea pig, I wanna sleep like a bear!!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' And so, you shall, my corpulent friend.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} And so, you shall, my corpulent friend.
 ----
-:'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' Thank you, Legs. The lovebirds will have to pay dearly this year if they want their "oh u kid."
+{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Thank you, Legs. The lovebirds will have to pay dearly this year if they want their "oh u kid."
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' [Zzawww...]
+{{qf|Homer}} Zzawww...
-:'''[[Louie]]:''' Hey, we got a spy! You want I should waste sleeping ugly?
+{{qf|[[Louie]]}} Hey, we got a spy! You want I should waste sleeping ugly?
-:'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' No so fast, Louie. Thereis something familiar about him. I believe this is none other than my old associate in crime, Augie "Sleepy" Manetti!
+{{qf|Fat Tony}} No so fast, Louie. Thereis something familiar about him. I believe this is none other than my old associate in crime, Augie "Sleepy" Manetti!
-:'''[[Louie]]:''' The legendary snozing hitman of hacksack?!
+{{qf|Louie}} The legendary snozing hitman of hacksack?!
-:'''[[Legs]]:''' We are the presence of greatness!
+{{qf|[[Legs]]}} We are the presence of greatness!
-:'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' No doubt sleepy was hiding out after a busy month of holiday whacking. Perhaps we can persuade him to join our merry band until the spring thaw.
+{{qf|Fat Tony}} No doubt sleepy was hiding out after a busy month of holiday whacking. Perhaps we can persuade him to join our merry band until the spring thaw.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Zzaawww...
+{{qf|Homer}} Zzaawww...
-:'''[[Legs]]:''' That sound like a "yes" to me.
+{{qf|Legs}} That sound like a "yes" to me.
 ----
-:'''[[Yes Guy]]:''' Springfield Holiday chracter temp agency... oh hello, Mrs. Quimby... a big, fat jolly easter bunny for the mayour's annual easter egg roll? I'm sorry, but...
+{{qf|[[Yes Guy]]}} Springfield Holiday chracter temp agency... oh hello, Mrs. Quimby... a big, fat jolly easter bunny for the mayour's annual easter egg roll? I'm sorry, but...
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Zzzzaww...
+{{qf|Homer}} Zzzzaww...
-:'''[[Yes Guy]]:''' Why, Yeessss! We just had one hop in fresh off the bunny trail!
+{{qf|Yes Guy}} Why, Yeessss! We just had one hop in fresh off the bunny trail!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' How do you feel?
+{{qf|Marge}} How do you feel?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hungry.
+{{qf|Homer}} Hungry.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' How much weight did he sleep off, Professor?
+{{qf|Lisa}} How much weight did he sleep off, Professor?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Oh my glavin! This is incredible! Not only has Homer retained his entire body fat content, but he's also gained fifty-sis pounds!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Oh my glavin! This is incredible! Not only has Homer retained his entire body fat content, but he's also gained fifty-sis pounds!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' What?!?!
+{{qf|Marge}} What?!?!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' You, sir, are a true miracle of science!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} You, sir, are a true miracle of science!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Wooo-hoo!
+{{qf|Homer}} Wooo-hoo!

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	:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Great dinner, mom.		:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Great dinner, mom.