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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Nelson_Muntz" title="Nelson Muntz">Nelson Muntz</a>}} I&#039;m Orion. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Irish_Pete" title="Irish Pete">Irish Pete</a>}} Sure&#039;n I&#039;m an O&#039;Ryan too, lad! Where d&#039;ya hail from? {{qf|Nelson}} I&#039;m <a href="/wiki/Jack_Kirby" title="Jack Kirby">Kirby</a>&#039;s Orion,...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I'm Orion.<br /> {{qf|[[Irish Pete]]}} Sure'n I'm an O'Ryan too, lad! Where d'ya hail from?<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} I'm [[Jack Kirby|Kirby]]'s Orion, doofus!<br /> {{qf|Irish Pete}} Kirby O'Ryan's yer dad?? I went to school with him!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Daddy, can we go to the Halloween party?<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} No can diddley-do, boys. Too much sugar and sacrilege.<br /> {{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} But we're bored.<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Sorry, but I'd rather be blah than blasphemous! You see Rod, Todd. Halloween is the one time of the year where you never know what twisted evil the devil is planning...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Satan]]}} Yes! Yes!! It's the perfect plan!! B-10!<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} You sank my battleship!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} You're in luck, old friend. My employees traded their families' souls in the last union negotiation!<br /> {{qf|Satan}} What did they get?<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Three-ply tissue in the company bathroom.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, why are you changing our mailbox with the Flanders?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Why? Why egg Martin's house? Why T.P. Skinner's tree? Why change Grampa's medicine for some old M+M's I found in the couch... You can't ask why. You just have to trust that little voice that says, &quot;Do it!&quot;<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} How zen.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Green demon}} Are you sure we're at the right house? I thought one of these kids was supposed to be a girl...<br /> {{qf|Red demon}} Look, it said the Simpsons on the mailbox. Do you wanna tell the boss he made a mistake?<br /> {{qf|Green demon}} No.<br /> {{qf|Red demon}} Then get possessin'!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Dude! We've been turned into a three-headed monster!!<br /> {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Hey, let's go freak out my parole officer!<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} First, I gotta take a whiz! Uh... who's gonna hold the tackle?<br /> {{qf|Dolph, Kearney, and Jimbo}} Uh, oh...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} Hey, I'm a god! Gimme all your candy!!<br /> {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} You shouldn't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} I don't like you now! What'cha gonna do about it?<br /> {{qf|Martin}} Martin smash!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Oh my gosh! I think the Flanders kids are possessed by some kind of evil spirit!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Jesus?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} No, not Jesus.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Possessed Todd}} The grass! It burns!!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} What's going on?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Well, the water got cut off about a month ago, so I tapped into the church's supply. Must've got the holy water by mistake...<br /> {{qf|Bart}} So our lawn's sanctified! Cool!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} ... How long have you had a doorway to Hell in your basement?!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I was trying to fix the microwave with a fork during a thunderstorm, and it just kinda happened. Marge has been buggin' me to get rid of it for weeks.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge, I'm taking the kids to Hell!!<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Have them back by eleven! It's a school night...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Wait, this is Hell!! Everything here is tainted by evil!!!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} He's right! All this pony does is smoke and swear...<br /> {{qf|Pony}} Hey, you don't like it, go ☆#&amp;+!! yourself!!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} This ''{{ap|Radioactive Man|comic}}'' comic is only near-mint!!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Aaaaahh!! Lite beer!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Maude!! Oh, it's so good to see you again!<br /> {{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} Hello, Neddy!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} I've missed you so much!<br /> {{qf|Maude}} Me, too.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Wow, I'd forgotten how hot Maude was. I can't believe you put her behind you and started dating again so soon...<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Homer!<br /> {{qf|Maude}} So you're seeing someone?<br /> {{qf|Ned}} No! Yes! No one in particular!<br /> {{qf|Maude}} So there's more than one?!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} No!! Yes! I mean...<br /> {{qf|Maude}} Listen, I can't be here right now...<br /> {{qf|Ned}} But...!<br /> {{qf|Maude}} Goodbye, Ned!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Thanks a lot, Homer!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, I didn't force you back into the dating scene!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Yes you did!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Dad, we can't come here when we die! Fire and brimstone I can take, but this... *shudder*<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I guess we have to start going to that place again. God Hut.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Church?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} That's it.<br /> <br /> [[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]</div>

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