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{{Title|Heaven and Hell}}
{{for2|other uses of "Heaven and Hell"|Heaven and Hell}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Heaven and Hell
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Heaven and Hell Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Love and War}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = HeavenAndHell
|id = 241011 - 241015
|previous = [[The Only Thing Happening]]
|next = [[Twist of Fat]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Heaven and Hell''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Love and War}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between February 21, [[2021]] and March 10, 2021|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|What am I going to do? Temperance is falling for Artie. My beloved protagonist is going to end up with the wrong man!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, it's a literary catastrophe. So, what's for dinner?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why are you even here? I told you that I would call YOU when I'm ready to talk. }}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I thought you WERE ready.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|When did you think that happened? When you brought me a half-eaten box of chocolates or when you climbed naked into our bedroom window?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, like many developments in our marriage, I thought it happened when I was at Moe's. I better go back and double-check.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Beer Barrels|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Think of a Plan|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Go to Moe's|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Okay, so writing Cyrus into all this didn't help anything, but what more can I do? Those two were meant for each other.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I suppose I could try to write Cyrus out of the book… A bus comes out of nowhere? A gardening mishap? A garden comes out of nowhere?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I have no experience writing myself out of a corner. I need to talk to a professional!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|At your service.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Not you. I need to talk to Esme Delacroix!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Harpoon Hill]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}
{{TB|So, Marge, how's the sequel coming?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I've hit a bit of a snag. My protagonist is about to fall for the wrong man. How can I make her see that she's making a mistake?}}
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}
{{TB|Well, whenever I need to give my heroine a nudge in the right direction, I introduce a new villain. How many scoundrels are in your book?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Umm, just the one I suppose.}}
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|One?! Oh, Marge, remember my rule of scoundrel thumb or "scumb": A scoundrel a chapter keeps your reader a captor.}}
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}
{{TB|Just create a new villain who steals your protagonist away, only to be thwarted by your knight in shining armor.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's really good advice! I can never thank you enough.}}
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}
{{TB|It's fine if you just pay my consulting fee.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Yeah, that's what I meant when I said I can't thank you enough.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Beer Barrels|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Get Back to Writing|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Esme Delacroix Collect Her Fee|4 hours|[[Books! Books! And Additional Books!]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Esme Delacroix]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Now, I just need to think up a new villain who can turn Cyrus back into the hero!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Of course! Captain Mordecai can come back. That's new! Okay here goes…}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}types{{*}} Captain Mordecai, relentless in his search to track Temperance, stumbles across a small town. After docking his boat, he calls to a local fisherman…}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You there! What's the name of this hell-hole town?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Yar, ye've docked at the bustling port of Springfield. What brings a fine specimen of captainhood like yerself here on this fine afternoon?}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm looking for some lost property. Perhaps you've seen her. About yea-high, easy on the eyes, with yardarm of ocean-blue locks.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|I know who ye be referring tee. Don't know where she resides but check the dive bar known as Moe's. Her husband is frequently seen thereabouts.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Husband?! Be he a righteous fightin' man or a cowardly peewee?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|A pee wee he be.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|I see. Tee hee.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} Enjoy the View animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Which one of you lousy, soon-to-be-dead, slobgoblins calls himself Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ooh, somebody's in trouble. I'm sure glad my name isn't — hey wait, that's my name!}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So, you're the one who stole my wife from me? Not sure what she sees in you. Not much to look at.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|I'll have you know that women say I'm a LOT to look at.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Enough! Draw your sword. I'm gonna gut you like a fish for laying your hands on Temperance.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Temperance? Oh, you mean the other Marge. I never touched her.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You mean my Temperance has been faithful to me?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|Uh, well now I didn't say that.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Then draw yer sword!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Hold on there, Popeye and Pinkeye. If youse are gonna fight to the death, there's a two-drink minimum.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Beer Barrels|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Catch Captain Mordecai Up|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Captain Mordecai Listen to Homer|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Mordecai]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Tipsy}}
{{TB|So you're having trouble with your wife, too?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Big time. She kicked me out.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Tipsy}}
{{TB|Women. Can't live with ‘em. Can't burn ‘em at the stake. Have you tried showing an interest in something she likes?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|All the time! Marge likes me, and I show a lot of interest in myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Tipsy}}
{{TB|My Temperance loves whales. So, every so often, I go kill one for her. As a way to show her my love.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Hmm. Kill a whale for Marge. Are you Japanese?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Tunnel of Love Cave]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Now that Mordecai has been talking about Temperance, he's primed to find her. Then Cyrus will save the day and Temperance will go back to him.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, time to get Captain Mordecai on the move.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}types{{*}} Captain Mordecai, feeling a renewed sense of purpose, prepares to set off to find Temperance…}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, you have filled me with a renewed sense of purpose to find Temperance. Would you care to accompany me on my quest?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Right after this beer. And one more after that.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What in the blazes?! Barkeep, the woman in the box there…make her louder!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, yeah. Keep your sword in its scabbard. {{*}}turns up TV volume{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Titania Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So if you like what you see, come on down to Knockers. "For the wings", right? {{*}}winks at camera{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|By Neptune's whiskers. She'd make a mighty figurehead on my bow. Is that how maidens dress in this town? }}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|Welcome to the twentywhateveritis century, Ahab. You should see what they wear in the yoga place down the block. They call them "tights" for a reason.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|Is it because they're tight?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Prob'ly.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|What are we waiting for? Yoga ho!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Beer Barrels|155}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Go to a Yoga Studio|4 hours|[[Downward Doghouse Yoga Studio]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Captain Mordecai Follow Homer|4 hours|[[Downward Doghouse Yoga Studio]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Mordecai]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Two can play at this game.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}furiously types{{*}} Captain Mordecai does NOT go to a yoga studio to ogle women! He turns around and resumes his quest to find Temperance…}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, are you sure we shouldn't resume our quest to find Temperance?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You were the one who told me to show an interest in the same things that Marge likes…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge likes yoga, so we're going to watch yoga, and that's the ONLY reason we're going to watch yoga.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I would argue with him but none of this makes a bit of sense.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|So…this is yoga?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yep.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|Do they mind if we watch?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Maybe. But how do you explain all the piggy nose-marks on the windows? }}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|They all look like you made them.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Also, maybe. Either way, I think we better sign up.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Beer Barrels|195}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Take In a Yoga Class|4 hours|[[Downward Doghouse Yoga Studio]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Captain Mordecai Ogle Women|4 hours|[[Downward Doghouse Yoga Studio]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Captain Mordecai]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|My arms and legs feel so limber. That was great! I can see now why Marge comes here.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I signed up for a year's membership! }}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You were right, Imaginary Weirdo. I have been taking Marge's needs for granted. Now I need to prove to her I'm willing to change and be a better man.}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
{{TB|Magnificent.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Are you listening to me or staring at the yoga pants again?}}
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Blankly}}
{{TB|Just magnificent.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Downward Doghouse Yoga Studio]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Love and War}}

@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 {{TB|Okay, so writing Cyrus into all this didn't help anything, but what more can I do? Those two were meant for each other.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|I suppose I could try to write Cyrus out of the book… A bus comes out of nowhere? A gardening mishap? A garden comes out of nowhere?}}
+{{TB|I suppose I could try to write Cyrus out of the book... A bus comes out of nowhere? A gardening mishap? A garden comes out of nowhere?}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|I have no experience writing myself out of a corner. I need to talk to a professional!}}
@@ Line 73: / Line 73: @@
 {{TB|Now, I just need to think up a new villain who can turn Cyrus back into the hero!}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Of course! Captain Mordecai can come back. That's new! Okay here goes…}}
+{{TB|Of course! Captain Mordecai can come back. That's new! Okay here goes...}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}types{{*}} Captain Mordecai, relentless in his search to track Temperance, stumbles across a small town. After docking his boat, he calls to a local fisherman…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}types{{*}} Captain Mordecai, relentless in his search to track Temperance, stumbles across a small town. After docking his boat, he calls to a local fisherman...}}
 {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|You there! What's the name of this hell-hole town?}}
@@ Line 122: / Line 122: @@
 {{TB|Big time. She kicked me out.}}
 {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Tipsy}}
-{{TB|Women. Can't live with ‘em. Can't burn ‘em at the stake. Have you tried showing an interest in something she likes?}}
+{{TB|Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't burn 'em at the stake. Have you tried showing an interest in something she likes?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|All the time! Marge likes me, and I show a lot of interest in myself.}}
@@ Line 140: / Line 140: @@
 {{TB|Alright, time to get Captain Mordecai on the move.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}types{{*}} Captain Mordecai, feeling a renewed sense of purpose, prepares to set off to find Temperance…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}types{{*}} Captain Mordecai, feeling a renewed sense of purpose, prepares to set off to find Temperance...}}
 {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
 {{TB|Homer, you have filled me with a renewed sense of purpose to find Temperance. Would you care to accompany me on my quest?}}
@@ Line 146: / Line 146: @@
 {{TB|Right after this beer. And one more after that.}}
 {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|What in the blazes?! Barkeep, the woman in the box there…make her louder!}}
+{{TB|What in the blazes?! Barkeep, the woman in the box there...make her louder!}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Yeah, yeah. Keep your sword in its scabbard. {{*}}turns up TV volume{{*}}}}
@@ Line 165: / Line 165: @@
 {{TB|Two can play at this game.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|{{*}}furiously types{{*}} Captain Mordecai does NOT go to a yoga studio to ogle women! He turns around and resumes his quest to find Temperance…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}furiously types{{*}} Captain Mordecai does NOT go to a yoga studio to ogle women! He turns around and resumes his quest to find Temperance...}}
 {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
 {{TB|Homer, are you sure we shouldn't resume our quest to find Temperance?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|You were the one who told me to show an interest in the same things that Marge likes…}}
+{{TB|You were the one who told me to show an interest in the same things that Marge likes...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Marge likes yoga, so we're going to watch yoga, and that's the ONLY reason we're going to watch yoga.}}
@@ Line 181: / Line 181: @@
 {{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}
-{{TB|So…this is yoga?}}
+{{TB|So...this is yoga?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Yep.}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Love and War}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Marge]], [[Homer]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Esme Delacroix]], [[Captain Mordecai]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = HeavenAndHell
 |id = 241011 - 241015
@@ Line 20: / Line 20: @@
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|Between February 21, [[2021]] and March 10, 2021|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
@@ Line 206: / Line 206: @@
 {{TB|Just magnificent.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Downward Doghouse Yoga Studio]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Love and War}}