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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Heaven Can Gate
|image = [[File:Tapped Out St. Peter Sidebar.png]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Heaven Won't Wait}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[St. Peter]]
|optional =
|internal = HeavenCanGate
|id = 267038 - 267041
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Heaven Can Gate''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Heaven Won't Wait}} content update. It requires [[St. Peter]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Hi-diddly-ho, Saint Pete-a-reeno!}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, hey, Ned. You know it's not your time yet, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Sadly yes, but just checking on the line. Doesn't look too busy.}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Pre-check has really sped things up.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, that sounds dandy! How do you qualify for Heaven Pre?}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon}}
{{TB|Fill out the paperwork and say your prayers.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That sounds just like TSA Pre!}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|They are truly mysterious! At least with God you kind of know.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|{{*}}climbing over fence into Heaven{{*}} Just checking things out. Homer said you got a sweet bowling alley in here!}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You…you can't climb over the heavenly fence! Well, apparently you can, but you really shouldn't.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|How would Homer know that Heaven has a sweet bowling alley?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}climbing out of Heaven carrying a big screen TV{{*}} Oh, hey, Flanders. You should get in on this! They've got some great stuff in there.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make St. Peter Try to Stop Heavenly Looting|4 hours|[[St. Peter's Desk]], [[Gates of Heaven]], [[Heaven Reception]], [[Heaven]], or [[Heavenly Golf Course]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey, that's our TV! Put that back.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|I'm, uh, just borrowing it. I'll bring it back. Ask Flanders.}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Ned, is that true?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're never seeing that TV again — unless you go over to Homer's house to watch it.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I had the Big Man increase the height of the heavenly fencing by infinity, so that should take care of that problem.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, say, Saint Pete. Now that Heaven and Hell are both in Springfield and we know they're real, I, uh, have some concerns about where I'm going to end up.}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon}}
{{TB|As well you should.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Right. But see, I was thinking maybe we could work something out. You know, guarantee me a spot here…}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Boy howdy! I want in on that!}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What? Forget it! I'm closing the gates for now and getting a break from you lunatics.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make St. Peter Try to Relax at the Beach|4 hours|a [[Beach Chair]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Your abandonment of your post is unworthy of an immortal being! Heimdall never abandoned the Gate of Asgard.}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|He sure seemed to let a lot of threats slip through: Loki, the frost giants, Thanos, the dark elves…}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Pain}}
{{TB|Well met. But you must return. My body mass index is approaching Batman reboot numbers — I could go any time.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|You have to go back! Won't somebody think of the righteous! We need VIP treatment in Heaven!}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh my Boss, you people are driving me crazy! Leave me alone!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make St. Peter Run From Petitioners|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Good People|Petitioners}} Look for St. Peter|4 hours|[[St. Peter's Desk]], [[Gates of Heaven]], [[Heaven Reception]], [[Heaven]], or [[Heavenly Golf Course]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Oh, there you are! Look, you really gotta get back on the job — my body mass index is even worse than Comic Book Guy's!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|And, uh, you're gonna let me in, right? 'Cause we're old friends?}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Old friends? You haven't even brought back the big screen TV you "borrowed"!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Hmm…I don't remember borrowing a big screen TV.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on St. Peter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon}}
{{TB|Look, folks, I'm not the one who actually decides who does and doesn't get in. That task falls to a much wiser and more benevolent being than I.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|The Buddha?}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Sure, why not.}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|WOOHOO! Now's my time to shine!}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, people, if you want to make it to Paradise on my watch, you're gonna have to sit down and meditate on how you're not worthy.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|But…but I already know I am worthy! And isn't meditation some kind of pagan Satanic cult ritual?}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh boy, this could be harder than I thought.}}
{{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Good luck with that. See ya!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make St. Peter Finally Get to Relax|4 hours|a [[Beach Chair]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Gautama Buddha Try to Enlighten Springfielders|4 hours|[[St. Peter's Desk]], [[Gates of Heaven]], [[Heaven Reception]], [[Heaven]], or [[Heavenly Golf Course]]|char=[[Gautama Buddha]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|Did you attain Nirvana, Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Ummmmm…}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Close enough! Buddha out!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Heaven Won't Wait}}

@@ Line 39: / Line 39: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}climbing over fence into Heaven{{*}} Just checking things out. Homer said you got a sweet bowling alley in here!}}
 {{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|You…you can't climb over the heavenly fence! Well, apparently you can, but you really shouldn't.}}
+{{TB|You...you can't climb over the heavenly fence! Well, apparently you can, but you really shouldn't.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Suspicious}}
 {{TB|How would Homer know that Heaven has a sweet bowling alley?}}
@@ Line 66: / Line 66: @@
 {{TB|As well you should.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|Right. But see, I was thinking maybe we could work something out. You know, guarantee me a spot here…}}
+{{TB|Right. But see, I was thinking maybe we could work something out. You know, guarantee me a spot here...}}
 {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Boy howdy! I want in on that!}}
@@ Line 81: / Line 81: @@
 {{TB|Your abandonment of your post is unworthy of an immortal being! Heimdall never abandoned the Gate of Asgard.}}
 {{Tapped Out St. Peter Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|He sure seemed to let a lot of threats slip through: Loki, the frost giants, Thanos, the dark elves…}}
+{{TB|He sure seemed to let a lot of threats slip through: Loki, the frost giants, Thanos, the dark elves...}}
 {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Pain}}
 {{TB|Well met. But you must return. My body mass index is approaching Batman reboot numbers — I could go any time.}}
@@ Line 96: / Line 96: @@
 {{TB|Old friends? You haven't even brought back the big screen TV you "borrowed"!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|Hmm…I don't remember borrowing a big screen TV.}}
+{{TB|Hmm...I don't remember borrowing a big screen TV.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 114: / Line 114: @@
 {{TB|Okay, people, if you want to make it to Paradise on my watch, you're gonna have to sit down and meditate on how you're not worthy.}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|But…but I already know I am worthy! And isn't meditation some kind of pagan Satanic cult ritual?}}
+{{TB|But...but I already know I am worthy! And isn't meditation some kind of pagan Satanic cult ritual?}}
 {{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Oh boy, this could be harder than I thought.}}
@@ Line 123: / Line 123: @@
 {{TB|Did you attain Nirvana, Homer?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|Ummmmm…}}
+{{TB|Ummmmm...}}
 {{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Close enough! Buddha out!}}

@@ Line 128: / Line 128: @@
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Heaven Won't Wait}}