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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Aussie Steve:''' Krieky! :'''Tyson Neil Degrasse:''' This is a cluster-cuss of cosmic proportions! :'''Kicking Chicken:''' I agree. Bad medin..."

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:'''[[Aussie Steve]]:''' Krieky!
:'''[[Tyson Neil Degrasse]]:''' This is a cluster-cuss of cosmic proportions!
:'''[[Kicking Chicken]]:''' I agree. Bad medince.
:'''[[McBain]]:''' Dammit, Perkins! When you sent us into dis pressure cooker, you never said we'd be fighting cybertonic orangutans!
:'''[[Perkins]]:''' Sorry, McBain. Dr. Malevolent is a gene-splicing madman! All our early intel suggested you'd be fighting a giant cyber puma.
:'''[[McBain]]:''' It's not a puma!
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:'''[[McBain]]:''' You want me to sit around as some snot-nosed brat's baby-sittah? No dice, Perkins!
:'''[[Agent Milano]]:''' I'm not a baby! Daddy says this is for my own protection, but i just have it! I'm supposed to meet my sorority sisters for mimosas, not get stuck in this non-Instagrammable nightmare! Hashtag boring!
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:'''[[Agent Milano]]:''' My friends are going to freak when they see this #bodyguardinthehouse #drmalvevolentsux
:'''[[McBain]]:''' Hmm... my slaughter sense is tingling...
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:'''[[Dr. Malevolent]]:''' Ah, I see you're once again with us. Are you well rested, detective? I certainly hope so. After all, I've got a big day planned for you... ...and it begings with revenge! When you and your well-oiled platoon destroyed my lab in the Bolivian jungle, I lost decades worth of precious research! My timeline for world domination was seriously gunked up! I spend years recoering all my lost material. It was... frustrating, I don't mind telling you.
:'''[[McBain]]:''' Gah! Get to da point!
:'''[[Dr. Malevolent]]:''' The point is that you are the only person who has been able to thwart me. Your rugged good looks and can-do commando attitude are the only things standing between me and absolute power!
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:'''[[Perkins]]:''' Commendable work, McBain. I knew we could beat Malevolent at his own game, but we couldn't have done it without you.
:'''[[McBain]]:''' Perkins!
:'''[[Perkins]]:''' We've been monitoring your situation from field Agent Milano, here. Pretty clever, eh?
:'''[[Agent Milano]]:''' Sorry for the ruse, sir. I didn't want to "21 Jump Street" you, but I was under cover.

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	{{qf\|Agent Milano}} Sorry for the ruse, sir. I didn't want to "21 Jump Street" you, but I was under cover.		{{qf\|Agent Milano}} Sorry for the ruse, sir. I didn't want to "21 Jump Street" you, but I was under cover.
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-:'''[[Aussie Steve]]:''' Krieky!
+{{qf|[[Aussie Steve]]}} Krieky!
-:'''[[Tyson Neil Degrasse]]:''' This is a cluster-cuss of cosmic proportions!
+{{qf|[[Tyson Neil Degrasse]]}} This is a cluster-cuss of cosmic proportions!
-:'''[[Kicking Chicken]]:''' I agree. Bad medince.
+{{qf|[[Kicking Chicken]]}} I agree. Bad medince.
-:'''[[McBain]]:''' Dammit, Perkins! When you sent us into dis pressure cooker, you never said we'd be fighting cybertonic orangutans!
+{{qf|[[McBain]]}} Dammit, Perkins! When you sent us into dis pressure cooker, you never said we'd be fighting cybertonic orangutans!
-:'''[[Perkins]]:''' Sorry, McBain. Dr. Malevolent is a gene-splicing madman! All our early intel suggested you'd be fighting a giant cyber puma.
+{{qf|[[Perkins]]}} Sorry, McBain. Dr. Malevolent is a gene-splicing madman! All our early intel suggested you'd be fighting a giant cyber puma.
-:'''[[McBain]]:''' It's not a puma!
+{{qf|McBain}} It's not a puma!
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-:'''[[McBain]]:''' You want me to sit around as some snot-nosed brat's baby-sittah? No dice, Perkins!
+{{qf|McBain}} You want me to sit around as some snot-nosed brat's baby-sittah? No dice, Perkins!
-:'''[[Agent Milano]]:''' I'm not a baby! Daddy says this is for my own protection, but i just have it! I'm supposed to meet my sorority sisters for mimosas, not get stuck in this non-Instagrammable nightmare! Hashtag boring!
+{{qf|[[Agent Milano]]}} I'm not a baby! Daddy says this is for my own protection, but i just have it! I'm supposed to meet my sorority sisters for mimosas, not get stuck in this non-Instagrammable nightmare! Hashtag boring!
 ----
-:'''[[Agent Milano]]:''' My friends are going to freak when they see this #bodyguardinthehouse #drmalvevolentsux
+{{qf|Agent Milano}} My friends are going to freak when they see this #bodyguardinthehouse #drmalvevolentsux
-:'''[[McBain]]:''' Hmm... my slaughter sense is tingling...
+{{qf|McBain}} Hmm... my slaughter sense is tingling...
 ----
-:'''[[Dr. Malevolent]]:''' Ah, I see you're once again with us. Are you well rested, detective? I certainly hope so. After all, I've got a big day planned for you... and it begings with revenge! When you and your well-oiled platoon destroyed my lab in the Bolivian jungle, I lost decades worth of precious research! My timeline for world domination was seriously gunked up! I spend years recoering all my lost material. It was... frustrating, I don't mind telling you.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Malevolent]]}} Ah, I see you're once again with us. Are you well rested, detective? I certainly hope so. After all, I've got a big day planned for you... and it begings with revenge! When you and your well-oiled platoon destroyed my lab in the Bolivian jungle, I lost decades worth of precious research! My timeline for world domination was seriously gunked up! I spend years recoering all my lost material. It was... frustrating, I don't mind telling you.
-:'''[[McBain]]:''' Gah! Get to da point!
+{{qf|McBain}} Gah! Get to da point!
-:'''[[Dr. Malevolent]]:''' The point is that you are the only person who has been able to thwart me. Your rugged good looks and can-do commando attitude are the only things standing between me and absolute power!
+{{qf|Dr. Malevolent}} The point is that you are the only person who has been able to thwart me. Your rugged good looks and can-do commando attitude are the only things standing between me and absolute power!
 ----
-:'''[[Perkins]]:''' Commendable work, McBain. I knew we could beat Malevolent at his own game, but we couldn't have done it without you.
+{{qf|Perkins}} Commendable work, McBain. I knew we could beat Malevolent at his own game, but we couldn't have done it without you.
-:'''[[McBain]]:''' Perkins!
+{{qf|McBain}} Perkins!
-:'''[[Perkins]]:''' We've been monitoring your situation from field Agent Milano, here. Pretty clever, eh?
+{{qf|Perkins}} We've been monitoring your situation from field Agent Milano, here. Pretty clever, eh?
-:'''[[Agent Milano]]:''' Sorry for the ruse, sir. I didn't want to "21 Jump Street" you, but I was under cover.
+{{qf|Agent Milano}} Sorry for the ruse, sir. I didn't want to "21 Jump Street" you, but I was under cover.

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