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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Jumpin&#039; Jimmy Carter! What&#039;s this!? It looks like one of those cool old E.C. horror comics, but there&#039;s something wrong... like it was drawn b...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Jumpin' Jimmy Carter! What's this!? It looks like one of those cool old E.C. horror comics, but there's something wrong... like it was drawn by a bunch of talentless psychos!<br /> {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Good eye, little man! That's an E.C knockoff! Y'see, the E.C. horror comics were so successful that they spawned hordes of imitators. E.C. had already hired all the best artists -- Jack Davis, Ghastly Ingels -- so the imitators had to use second-stringers... guys like Milton Gruntle and Slim Davenport and Jeremy Dosh... &quot;Harvest of Fear&quot; was published by Whoop-De-Doo, the worst of the worst. By the time they jumped on the horror bandwagon even the third-raters had been hired by the other publishers, so they had to raid the sanitariums for broken-down old alcoholic hacks who hadn't worked for years!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, this stuff does look pretty shaky!<br /> {{qf|Snake}} Shaky? Dude, it's positively convulsive! But some connoisseurs like it better than the E.C. stuff because it doesn't just play at being messed up, it is messed up!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Well, it looks good for a few laughs. I'll take it!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} How did all my furniture get out here on the lawn!? Where's my chifforobe!?<br /> {{qf|Snake}} Ha! That's my cue to exit! Later, old man!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Joey|Harvest of Fear}}}} J-Johnny! What are you d-doing?<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Johnny|Harvest of Fear}}}} Just having a little fun with this turtle!<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Timmy|Harvest of Fear}}}} Oh gosh, I think I'm gonna throw up!<br /> {{qf|Joey}} You opened it, Johnny, you opened it!<br /> {{qf|Timmy}} Oh gosh! What did you do that for, Johnny?<br /> {{qf|Johnny}} I was curious, that's all. I just wanted to see what was inside it!<br /> {{qf|Joey}} What did you think was inside it, Johnny?<br /> {{qf|Johnny}} I dunno. A harmonica, or maybe a calendar!<br /> {{qf|Timmy}} That... that was a bad thing to do, Johnny!<br /> {{qf|Johnny}} Bad, schmad! Who cares?! It was just a dumb old turtle!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Timmy}} Gosh, Johnny, don't you got no conscience?!<br /> {{qf|Joey}} My dad's a psychiatrist, and he says you're a sociopath!<br /> {{qf|Johnny}} Sociopath?! What's that?!<br /> {{qf|Joey}} I dunno, but it sounds about right!<br /> {{qf|Johnny}} Well, who cares what your dad thinks? My dad can beat him up easy!<br /> {{qf|Timmy}} Gosh! Joey's dad is in a wheelchair, Johnny!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Johnny's mother}} Johnny, are you comfortable in your skin?<br /> {{qf|Johnny}} Uh...<br /> {{qf|Johnny's mother}} I mean, do you think your skin could feel more comfortable?<br /> {{qf|Johnny}} Uh...<br /> {{qf|Johnny's mother}} Did you ever notice the potholders, Johnny? How pleasant they are to touch! How nice their quilted surfaces feel! Have you ever wished you had skin like a potholder, Johnny?<br /> {{qf|Johnny}} No, Ma.<br /> {{qf|Johnny's mother}} No what, Johnny?<br /> {{qf|Johnny}} No way, Ma.<br /> {{qf|Johnny's sister}} Oh, Johnny, you don't know anything. You're just a dumb old boy.<br /> {{qf|Johnny}} Don't start, sis. I ain't in the mood!<br /> {{qf|Johnny's sister}} No, sis, don't tease Johnny, or he won't be relaxed.<br /> {{qf|Johnny's sister}} I'm sorry, Johnny.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, will you go get Bart? He's late for breakfast!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart's a parasite. Let him starve.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh, there you are, sweetie! Hungry?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Uhhhh...<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, what's wrong? You look like 7734 upside down!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Too early for math... didn't sleep so good...<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Well, I know what you need! A nice big bowl of... BRUTALLY QUILTED FLESH!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Whatwhatwhatwhatwhat?!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kid}} Gosh! Look at all this stuff!<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Stokes]]}} Yes, I'm a collector. I... I collect many things!<br /> {{qf|Kid}} You could open a store with all this stuff!<br /> {{qf|Mr. Stokes}} I had a store once. Didn't like the business. Got old quick. I like my... uh... new work much better!<br /> {{qf|Kid}} Well, can I buy some comics and go, please?<br /> {{qf|Mr. Stokes}} Why, certainly! They're in this room!<br /> {{qf|Kid}} Why did you buy up all the comics in town anyway, mister?<br /> {{qf|Mr. Stokes}} Oh, uh, er... well, you know, it's bait... for new friends... uh...<br /> {{qf|Kid}} Gosh, it's dark! I can't see a doggone thing!<br /> {{qf|Mr. Stokes}} Oh, well then... I'll just... heh... turn on the light!<br /> {{qf|Kid}} EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mort Hopper]]}} Yeah, I don't doubt it. Well, here's the thing about that comic...<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yessssss?!<br /> {{qf|Mort Hopper}} The way it ends... the kid sees a monster. Just a run of the mill horror comic monster. Nothing special.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Huh?! Then why did you go to all the trouble to cut that page out of every issue?<br /> {{qf|Mort Hopper}} Because... because I knew it would drive brats like you crazy... and that you would come crawling around to find out how it ended!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} A-and you wanted that why?<br /> {{qf|Mort Hopper}} I'll show you why!!!!<br /> <br /> [[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]</div>

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