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Solar Dragon at 14:59, April 19, 2025

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Hard Science |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}} |requirements = |characters = Professor Werner von Brawn |optional = ..."

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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Hard Science |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}} |requirements = |characters = Professor Werner von Brawn |optional = ..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Hard Science
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Professor Werner von Brawn]]
|optional = [[Professor Frink]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Hard Science''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}} content update. It requires [[Professor Werner von Brawn]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What’s this? My application to lecture at my alma mater, University of Heidelberg, has been rejected!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|While U.H. boasts the finest Physics AND Professional Wrestling departments on the continent, I suppose, I have neglected one for the other.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon}}
{{TB|Perhaps boning up on my physics credentials will help them reconsider…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Werner von Brawn Get Frustrated by Difficult Physics Problem|4 hours|the [[University of Heidelberg]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This is ludicrous! How can physics be harder than wrestling?!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Don’t be so hoyvin-glavin on yourself. You’ve been more focused on the biting and the Body Pressing and the Whatsit-Wheelbarrow Drivers…}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe try attacking the rasslin’ and sciencing together and see where that takes you!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yes…yes, that might work!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Um, why are you staring at me like that?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Werner von Brawn Bodyslam Frink to Measure Higgs Boson|8 hours|the [[University of Heidelberg]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hmmm… those results were entirely expected, and therefore entirely dull.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But my intellectual passions are once again ignited! Now to find the right problem to solve.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Injured}}
{{TB|Try solving my fractured fibulas hoy-flavin!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, when inspiration strikes, it strikes like an Atomic Elbow Drop! Let’s try it!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|But I’m still healing from your last inspiration.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But this one is a quantum-based model of curved spacetime!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Mhoyvin! It sounds painful.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Werner von Brawn Twist Frink to Model Curved Spacetime|24 hours|the [[University of Heidelberg]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Bah! This isn’t how spacetime curves.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Injured}}
{{TB|This isn’t how my back curves either!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|A breakthrough! This one is a guaranteed Nobel Prize winner!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Not again!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|One word: Cavity Optomechanics!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|My cavities are off limits to science and wrestling!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey wait -- come back!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Werner von Brawn Chase Frink Around the Ring|2 hours|[[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Frink Run Away From Werner Von Brawn|4 hours|[[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now that’s what I call a spatial superposition!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}whimper{{*}} I hurt all the way down to my nanoparticles!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?! The Nobel Committee rejected my application! And the University of Heidelberg turned me down again!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|On the bright side, you’re nominated for a Slammy Award as top wrestling superstar of the year.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|WOO! Victory slam!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oy-NOOO!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Werner von Brawn Taunt Opponents With His Muscles|8 hours|[[Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters]], [[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Simpsons Wrestling}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Hard Science
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Professor Werner von Brawn]]
 |optional = [[Professor Frink]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|What’s this? My application to lecture at my alma mater, University of Heidelberg, has been rejected!}}
+{{TB|What's this? My application to lecture at my alma mater, University of Heidelberg, has been rejected!}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|While U.H. boasts the finest Physics AND Professional Wrestling departments on the continent, I suppose, I have neglected one for the other.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon}}
-{{TB|Perhaps boning up on my physics credentials will help them reconsider…}}
+{{TB|Perhaps boning up on my physics credentials will help them reconsider...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Werner von Brawn Get Frustrated by Difficult Physics Problem|4 hours|the [[University of Heidelberg]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 34: / Line 34: @@
 {{TB|This is ludicrous! How can physics be harder than wrestling?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Don’t be so hoyvin-glavin on yourself. You’ve been more focused on the biting and the Body Pressing and the Whatsit-Wheelbarrow Drivers…}}
+{{TB|Don't be so hoyvin-glavin on yourself. You've been more focused on the biting and the Body Pressing and the Whatsit-Wheelbarrow Drivers...}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
-{{TB|Maybe try attacking the rasslin’ and sciencing together and see where that takes you!}}
+{{TB|Maybe try attacking the rasslin' and sciencing together and see where that takes you!}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Yes…yes, that might work!}}
+{{TB|Yes...yes, that might work!}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Embarrassed}}
 {{TB|Um, why are you staring at me like that?}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Werner von Brawn Bodyslam Frink to Measure Higgs Boson|8 hours|the [[University of Heidelberg]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Hmmm… those results were entirely expected, and therefore entirely dull.}}
+{{TB|Hmmm... those results were entirely expected, and therefore entirely dull.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|But my intellectual passions are once again ignited! Now to find the right problem to solve.}}
@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Ah, when inspiration strikes, it strikes like an Atomic Elbow Drop! Let’s try it!}}
+{{TB|Ah, when inspiration strikes, it strikes like an Atomic Elbow Drop! Let's try it!}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|But I’m still healing from your last inspiration.}}
+{{TB|But I'm still healing from your last inspiration.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|But this one is a quantum-based model of curved spacetime!}}
@@ Line 64: / Line 64: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Werner von Brawn Twist Frink to Model Curved Spacetime|24 hours|the [[University of Heidelberg]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Bah! This isn’t how spacetime curves.}}
+{{TB|Bah! This isn't how spacetime curves.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Injured}}
-{{TB|This isn’t how my back curves either!}}
+{{TB|This isn't how my back curves either!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 85: / Line 85: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Werner von Brawn Chase Frink Around the Ring|2 hours|[[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Frink Run Away From Werner Von Brawn|4 hours|[[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Now that’s what I call a spatial superposition!}}
+{{TB|Now that's what I call a spatial superposition!}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|{{*}}whimper{{*}} I hurt all the way down to my nanoparticles!}}
@@ Line 97: / Line 97: @@
 {{TB|What?! The Nobel Committee rejected my application! And the University of Heidelberg turned me down again!}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|On the bright side, you’re nominated for a Slammy Award as top wrestling superstar of the year.}}
+{{TB|On the bright side, you're nominated for a Slammy Award as top wrestling superstar of the year.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Werner von Brawn Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|WOO! Victory slam!}}

Hard Science - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 14:59, April 19, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (10), … → ... (4), * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (2)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Hard Science |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}} |requirements = |characters = Professor Werner von Brawn |optional = ..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (10), … → ... (4), * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (2)