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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span>replaced: Starbeam → Shapiro</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 18:47, March 7, 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l33" >Line 33:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 33:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} What are you in for? I threw a tomato at the king.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} What are you in for? I threw a tomato at the king.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Dolph <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Starbeam</del>]]}} I stabbed a duke with a carrot!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Dolph <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Shapiro</ins>]]}} I stabbed a duke with a carrot!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Smithers}} I killed a handsome prince with a pea. I got life in prison for vegicide regicide!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Smithers}} I killed a handsome prince with a pea. I got life in prison for vegicide regicide!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} And parents still tell their kids vegetables are good for them. When will they learn?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} And parents still tell their kids vegetables are good for them. When will they learn?</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} Hey, Mr. Flanders, are you having a barbeque? I can bring over some tofu hot dogs if you&#039;d like a meat-free alternative! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Ned_Flanders" title="Ned Flanders">Ned Flanders</a>...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey, Mr. Flanders, are you having a barbeque? I can bring over some tofu hot dogs if you'd like a meat-free alternative!<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Don't worry, Lisa. No meat will be feeling this heat!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Glad to hear it!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} This fire's for an old-fashioned book burning!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} What?!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Patty]]}} Congrats! You're now old enough to swim to the surface!<br /> {{qf|[[Ariel]]}} [Gasp] Is that safe?<br /> {{qf|Patty}} Sure, we do it all the time!<br /> {{qf|[[Selma]]}} It's really hard to smoke underwater!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ariel}} I don't think he can swim!<br /> {{qf|Patty}} Not our problem. [Cough] Get involved and he'll probably end up suing you!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Agnes]]}} Why does everyone call me &quot;Sea Witch&quot;? My name's Agnes!<br /> {{qf|Ariel}} Your son told me to.<br /> {{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} It's just a nickname I have for you, mother. An affectionate nickname!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe]]}} You'll bounce back. Man, if I wuz a handsome prince like you, I'd be kissing all the princesses in comas I could find, trying to wake 'em up!<br /> {{qf|Prince [[Homer]]}} I did that once. I'm not allowed at the hospital anymore.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Why so glum, my liege? Married life not treating you well?<br /> {{qf|Prince Homer}} It turns out we had what she called &quot;irreconcilable differences&quot; and she had to get... what's that thing called?<br /> {{qf|Moe}} An annulment?<br /> {{qf|Prince Homer}} If that's the one with the guillotine, then yeah!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Oh hello, lowly servant. I'm a prince who was at a costume party where I was dressed as a peasant. I had a few too many hot mead toddies, wandered off, and got lost in the woods. I need a place to stay the night.<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Wait a minute, aside from your good looks, what proof do you have that you're royalty?<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} My medical bracelet says that I'm a hemophiliac. Also, I'm barely tolerating talking to someone as poor as yourself.<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} All right, I'll set up your bed chamber!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} What are you in for? I threw a tomato at the king.<br /> {{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} I stabbed a duke with a carrot!<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} I killed a handsome prince with a pea. I got life in prison for vegicide regicide!<br /> {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} And parents still tell their kids vegetables are good for them. When will they learn?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ugly Duckling}} Am I ugly, mom?<br /> {{qf|Duck mother}} Oh yeah, big time!<br /> {{qf|Ugly Duckling}} Fine! I know when I'm not wanted!<br /> {{qf|Duck mother}} Don't let the marsh hit you on your way out!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Can you help me reach that book?<br /> {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I would advise you to first purchase a ladder from the hardware store down the street. When I reach upwards, my shirt rises up and my exposed belly becomes the subject of tittering.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Thumbelina]]}} Can I convince you not to eat me?<br /> {{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum Frog]]}} Maybe. I'm looking for a wife for my son!<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph Frog]]}} My breath smells like flies!<br /> {{qf|Thumbelina}} Okay, on second thought, I'm good with being eaten!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Death! You come back here with my children! Take Grampa instead!<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} This is why I don't like taking walks with the family!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You haven't even touched your salad, Lisa.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's just that now that I'm a plant, it feels wrong to eat another leafy creature. Could you pass the pork chops?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} That's my girl! You kids should get kidnapped by Death more often!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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