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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Hmm…must </del>be. I can hear the sirens calling to me from that building. What does it say? "Classy Girls Strip Club". This bears closer <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">inspection…</del>}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Hmm...must </ins>be. I can hear the sirens calling to me from that building. What does it say? "Classy Girls Strip Club". This bears closer <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">inspection...</ins>}}</div></td></tr>
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</table>SolarBothttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Hands_Off&diff=1393902&oldid=prevSolar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Hands Off |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Love and War}} |requirements = |characters =..."2025-05-16T14:57:23Z<p>Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Hands Off |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Captain_Mordecai_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Love and War}} |requirements = |characters =..."</p>
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'''Hands Off''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Love and War}} content update. It requires [[Captain Mordecai]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Captain Mordecai's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Where is this? Am I in uncharted waters?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Hmm…must be. I can hear the sirens calling to me from that building. What does it say? "Classy Girls Strip Club". This bears closer inspection…}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Captain Mordecai Check Out the Strip Club|4 hours|[[Classy Girls Strip Club]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|This isn't uncharted waters. It's heaven!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Hey sailor, have we met?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I'm a captain but I'd be happy to pay good coin of the realm to make your acquaintance.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|You're speaking my language, mister.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Captain.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Why don't you buy me a drink?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Very well. Waiter, two steins of your finest mead!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Captain Mordecai's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|How ‘bout you and me get a little more… intimate.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|You read my mind.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}puts out hand{{*}} It's fifty to get started.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Fifty doubloons?! Why, that's robbery on the high seas! And I should know since I regularly rob on the high seas.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Uh, I don't think we take doubloons. Is that some kind of bitcoin?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Some of my coins have been bit, yes.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Security! Code Red! This one's outta green!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Captain Mordecai Get Kicked Out|4 hours|[[Classy Girls Strip Club]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|You win this one, Classy Girls Strip Club. But you will rue the day that I can once again afford cannonballs!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|All that unrequited carousing has left me famished…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|The Frying Dutchman, eh? I don't much care for the Dutch, but I'm hungry enough to stomach some snert and rookworst.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Captain Mordecai's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|You can fry fish?! This place just gets better and better.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Argh, ye be likin' the food at my humble establishment, says ye?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Are you kidding? This is the greatest manmade achievement since the invention of plunder!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That be most gracious of ye to say. So, is that your fine-looking vessel I see docked outside?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Look with yer eyes, not with your hook, "Captain". If that's yer real commission. }}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That lass is the finest ship figurehead this lonely man has seen in a lifetime.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Don't get any ideas. She's all mine. In fact, I think it's time I discuss the evening's plan with her.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Captain Mordecai Make Out With a Ship Figurehead|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Captain Mordecai's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Well, it seems ye be about done with yer meal. And how will ye be paying this evening?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}hands over a doubloon{{*}} }}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Aghast}}<br />
{{TB|A doubloon? I haven't seen one of these since I still had two good sea legs! But it's insufficient as to pay yer bill.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Well that's all I've got.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Begging yer pardon, sir, but that's not exactly ALL ye got now, is it?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Just what are you proposing?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Of all the seas I've sailed and all the lands I've lubbed, your figurehead be the fairest.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|‘Tis true. I plundered her good and proper.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|So then she'll understand a fair trade…}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Captain Mordecai Listen to an Indecent Proposal|4 hours|[[The Frying Dutchman]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sea Captain Profess His Love for the Figurehead|4 hours|[[The Frying Dutchman]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Sea Captain]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|So, it's a sea race you want, eh? }}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Correct. If ye win, it's all ye can eat. But if I win, I get the lovely lady's hand.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|She doesn't have hands.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I know. It's not her hands I want.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Captain Mordecai's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Now remember the rules. The winner of this regatta be the first ship to unmoor and skim their vessel to the lighthouse and back. Do ye understand?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I wasn't skiffed yesterday.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Yell}}<br />
{{TB|Sally forth!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Captain Mordecai Easily Win the Race|4 hours|[[Captain Mordecai's Boat]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sea Captain Remember He's Racing in a Houseboat|4 hours|[[Captain Mordecai's Boat]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Sea Captain]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Hah! What an idiot. You barely left the dock by the time I won the race.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Aghast}}<br />
{{TB|Alas, the divine beauty of yer lady had me entranced. Like the call of a siren, I was mad with desire and paid no attention to the fact I was racing in a tugboat.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Spare me yer alibis and fry me up another batch of long necks and clam bellies. We're going on a deep, deep dive.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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