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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bobby, It&#039;s Cold Outside|The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson}} {{qf|Old man}} Hey, little lady. You&#039;d be a lot prettier if you smiled. {{qf|[[Lisa]...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bobby, It's Cold Outside|The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Old man}} Hey, little lady. You'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What? Who are you?<br /> {{qf|Old man}} I'm a man. So I know what I'm talking about. Smile and you'll be a lot more popular.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Are you serious? You know I'll remember this forever, right?<br /> {{qf|Old man}} Well, that's what therapy's for.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Wait. This can't be real. I already had braces.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh. Well, I-I'm afraid you have to get them again. The man we thought was your orthodontist was actually a rogue periodontist.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Homer took me to a &quot;psychiatrist&quot;. After three sessions, I figured out it was a goat with glasses. Never went b-a-a-a-ck.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I am the only man your mother has ever been with, and she doesn't have a single regret.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Well...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You stay out of this, Marge!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Artie Ziff]]}} After my parole, I got rich selling fireplace logs that look like cash, i.e., Money to Burn.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' That is the greatest. It says &quot;Money to Burn&quot;. It looks like you're burning money!<br /> {{qf|Artie}} Yes, that's the idea.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' No, no, no. It's so funny. Don't you get it?<br /> {{qf|Artie}} Of course get it. I thought of it.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} No, no, no. Listen, it says &quot;Money to Burn&quot;, but it's actually... ''[laughs]''<br /> {{qf|Artie}} I know! I know! Talk to someone else.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Lisa, did you get your eyebrows waxed? You look amazing!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} I don't have eyebrows.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Americans can be fat and poor. That's what makes us so great.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge robots|Marge robot]]}} Artie, you are the greatest lover ever. When we make sex, it is so, so good.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} You posers. I was for Lisa before it was cool.<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} You never liked Lisa.<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} What? You got to remember that. That's my one thing!<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} No. Your thing is crying when you're punched.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Artie}} Now you know my secret. I've spent years trying to build the perfect copy of the only woman for me: you, Marge. But they were all inferior in some way. This one lacks kindness. This one keeps trying to kill me. This one's head is a toaster! And the slots aren't even big enough for a bagel!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} The sooner we can get this debate over, the sooner the teachers can get ice cream.<br /> {{qf|Kids}} Boo!<br /> {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} None for Seymour. He gets gassy.<br /> {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Yeah, I-I know.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Artie}} I have finally perfected you. You all look just like Marge, and you will never leave. Now, which of you lucky girls wants to party with Artie?<br /> {{qf|Marge robot 1}} I am in power save mode.<br /> {{qf|Artie}} Oh, fine. What about you two?<br /> {{qf|Marge robot 2}} Power save.<br /> {{qf|Marge robot 3}} One percent battery.<br /> {{qf|Artie}} ''[to fourth robot]'' Hmmm?<br /> {{qf|Marge robot 4}} I just don't like you.<br /> <br /> {{Season 31|Q}}</div>

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