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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Okay, Snake, are you gonna talk, or do I have to get tough? You better do what he says, Snake! I wanna protect you, but he's crazy! Gimme five minutesa alone with him!
:'''[[Snake]]''': You know, dude, "good cop, bad cop" really only works when there's two of you!
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Yeah, yeah, I know. But money's been tight lately, and I had to lay off all the other cops. Aw, man, it's already two o'clock. I gotta go check the speed traps Listen, would you be a pal and beat yourself into confessing with this phone book?
:'''[[Snake]]''': Well... okay! But just his once!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm doing a class procjet on the corruption of the city election process.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Dad! Lisa's boring me!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Stop boring your brother, Lisa!
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': And in a land-slide vicotry... Snowball II is the new mayour of Springfield! "When he asked for a comment, the new mayor licked herself for ten minutes and fell asleep on the television."
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Man, being under Briths rule is a stone cold darag! I hate mushy peas!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Just cover them in Hp sauce. It helps kill the taste.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ugh! This beer is warm!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Sorry, Homey, it's the law!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Are you going to finish that blood kidney, and offal pie?
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad! I'm so sorry! [SOB!] This is all my fault!
:'''[[Homer]]''': I got the town to get rid of the second amendment!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Then how come we're not floating into space?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': You're thinking of the law of gravity!
:'''[[Homer]]''': All i know is not studying that law saved Bugs Bunny's life on more than one occasion!

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-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Okay, Snake, are you gonna talk, or do I have to get tough? You better do what he says, Snake! I wanna protect you, but he's crazy! Gimme five minutesa alone with him!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Okay, Snake, are you gonna talk, or do I have to get tough? You better do what he says, Snake! I wanna protect you, but he's crazy! Gimme five minutesa alone with him!
-:'''[[Snake]]''': You know, dude, "good cop, bad cop" really only works when there's two of you!
+{{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} You know, dude, "good cop, bad cop" really only works when there's two of you!
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Yeah, yeah, I know. But money's been tight lately, and I had to lay off all the other cops. Aw, man, it's already two o'clock. I gotta go check the speed traps Listen, would you be a pal and beat yourself into confessing with this phone book?
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Yeah, yeah, I know. But money's been tight lately, and I had to lay off all the other cops. Aw, man, it's already two o'clock. I gotta go check the speed traps Listen, would you be a pal and beat yourself into confessing with this phone book?
-:'''[[Snake]]''': Well... okay! But just his once!
+{{qf|Snake}} Well... okay! But just his once!
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm doing a class procjet on the corruption of the city election process.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm doing a class procjet on the corruption of the city election process.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Dad! Lisa's boring me!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad! Lisa's boring me!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Stop boring your brother, Lisa!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Stop boring your brother, Lisa!
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': And in a land-slide vicotry... Snowball II is the new mayour of Springfield! "When he asked for a comment, the new mayor licked herself for ten minutes and fell asleep on the television."
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} And in a land-slide vicotry... Snowball II is the new mayour of Springfield! "When he asked for a comment, the new mayor licked herself for ten minutes and fell asleep on the television."
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Man, being under Briths rule is a stone cold darag! I hate mushy peas!
+{{qf|Bart}} Man, being under Briths rule is a stone cold darag! I hate mushy peas!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Just cover them in Hp sauce. It helps kill the taste.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Just cover them in Hp sauce. It helps kill the taste.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Ugh! This beer is warm!
+{{qf|Homer}} Ugh! This beer is warm!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Sorry, Homey, it's the law!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Sorry, Homey, it's the law!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Are you going to finish that blood kidney, and offal pie?
+{{qf|Homer}} Are you going to finish that blood kidney, and offal pie?
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad! I'm so sorry! [SOB!] This is all my fault!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad! I'm so sorry! [SOB!] This is all my fault!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I got the town to get rid of the second amendment!
+{{qf|Homer}} I got the town to get rid of the second amendment!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Then how come we're not floating into space?
+{{qf|Homer}} Then how come we're not floating into space?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': You're thinking of the law of gravity!
+{{qf|Lisa}} You're thinking of the law of gravity!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': All i know is not studying that law saved Bugs Bunny's life on more than one occasion!
+{{qf|Homer}} All i know is not studying that law saved Bugs Bunny's life on more than one occasion!