Hack to the Future - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 12:37, April 19, 2025

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Hack to the Future |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Secret Agents}} |requirements = |characters = {{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}, {{ap|Doug|nerd}}, {{ap..."

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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Hack to the Future |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Secret Agents}} |requirements = |characters = {{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}, {{ap|Doug|nerd}}, {{ap..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Hack to the Future
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Secret Agents}}
|requirements =
|characters = {{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}, {{ap|Doug|nerd}}, {{ap|Gary|nerd}}
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Hack to the Future''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Secret Agents}} content update. It requires {{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}, {{ap|Doug|nerd}}, and {{ap|Gary|nerd}} to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|My stupid calculus professor gave me an "A", which would have been an "A+" if he bothered to calculate Pi to more than thirty-two places.}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Your GPA just dropped to a 3.9999. Not sure we can hang together anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The Professor won't change the grade, so that leaves us with only one recourse.}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Gentlemen, we're going rogue!}}
{{Tapped Out Gary Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay, but let's not go too late. I have an orthodontist appointment this afternoon.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Benjamin Hack University Test Scores|4 hours|{{ap|Doug|nerd}} and {{ap|Gary|nerd}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gary Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We did it! Calculus grade successfully hacked!}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I feel peptides activating my body's opiate receptors!}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|An endorphin rush! I had one too! I want to feel it again!}}
{{Tapped Out Gary Icon}}
{{TB|But our test scores are all 100% already.}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But our social lives are all zeroes!}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We can hack those too!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Benjamin Hack the Ashley Madden Site|4 hours|{{ap|Doug|nerd}} and {{ap|Gary|nerd}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't think hacking that dating site was a good idea.}}
{{Tapped Out Gary Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Because of the ethical quandary?}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, because now we know that 96% of the women on the internet aren't real!}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We have to post our data. It's up to us to save other nerds from falling prey to faux females!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Benjamin's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wow, guys look at these comments! The internet is blowing up!}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|They love what we're doing – the first human love I've felt in a long time.}}
{{Tapped Out Gary Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|And they want us to hack more stuff -- news outlets, the government, the Powerball Lottery.}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles… always behind the cloak of our online anonymity!}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But first, we have a much more important target to take down.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Benjamin Hack a Movie Studio Over Nerd Stereotypes|4 hours|{{ap|Doug|nerd}} and {{ap|Gary|nerd}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface…}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And more followers on Instaspring and Viewtube than our automated acceptance scripts can handle!}}
{{Tapped Out Gary Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable… insatiable!}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Our hacking requests have vastly outgrown capacity! What can we do?!}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I… I… I'm getting a stress nosebleed!}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That's it! Human maladies engage!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Benjamin Get a Random Nosebleed|60 minutes}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Doug Use an Asthma Puffer|60 minutes}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Gary Use Ear Drops|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gary Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've deleted all our social media accounts and scrubbed the hard drives.}}
{{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've erased all of our internet histories.}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist…}}
{{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So choose a superhero avatar and let's get back online!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Benjamin Roleplay Online|12 hours|the [[Java Server]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Doug Roleplay Online|12 hours|the [[Java Server]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Gary Roleplay Online|12 hours|the [[Java Server]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to ''{{ap|Back to the Future|franchise}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Secret Agents}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Hack to the Future
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out University Nerds Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Secret Agents}}
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 |characters = {{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}, {{ap|Doug|nerd}}, {{ap|Gary|nerd}}
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 69: / Line 69: @@
 {{TB|And they want us to hack more stuff -- news outlets, the government, the Powerball Lottery.}}
 {{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles… always behind the cloak of our online anonymity!}}
+{{TB|We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles... always behind the cloak of our online anonymity!}}
 {{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|But first, we have a much more important target to take down.}}
@@ Line 80: / Line 80: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface…}}
+{{TB|Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface...}}
 {{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|And more followers on Instaspring and Viewtube than our automated acceptance scripts can handle!}}
 {{Tapped Out Gary Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable… insatiable!}}
+{{TB|Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable... insatiable!}}
 {{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Our hacking requests have vastly outgrown capacity! What can we do?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I… I… I'm getting a stress nosebleed!}}
+{{TB|I... I... I'm getting a stress nosebleed!}}
 {{Tapped Out Doug Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|That's it! Human maladies engage!}}
@@ Line 103: / Line 103: @@
 {{TB|I've erased all of our internet histories.}}
 {{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist…}}
+{{TB|From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist...}}
 {{Tapped Out Benjamin Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|So choose a superhero avatar and let's get back online!}}