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(After the crayon re-insertion)
:'''Lisa''': Dad, how could you? We were connecting in such a meaningful way.
:'''Homer''': We were what in a what what?
(Lisa sighs)
:'''Homer''': Yeah, that reminds me, I need a sandwich.
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:'''Homer''': Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say liberry or tomorrie.
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:'''Kent Brockman''': Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning!
:'''Homer''': Oh, I hope plunging means up, and seventy five means two hundred!
:'''Kent Brockman''': The firm declared super-dooper bankruptcy, which is terrible news for the company's one stockholder, Homer Simpson.
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:'''Homer''': Family meeting! Family meeting! (the rest of the family runs into the dining room and quickly takes their seats) Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families. (all laugh) All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now let's move on to the real issue: Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup.
:'''Lisa''': Well, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles. There, I said it.
:'''Marge''': Well, maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have a natural lubricant. (gasps, and turns to Homer) You lost all our money?
:'''Homer''': Point of order -- I didn't lose all the money. There was enough left for this cowbell. (rings it softly, and the bell breaks apart in his hands) Damn you, eBay!

{{Season 12 Q}}

@@ Line 4: / Line 4: @@
 :''[After the crayon re-insertion.]''
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, how could you? We were connecting in such a meaningful way.
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} We were what in a what what?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} We were what in a what?
 :''[Lisa sighs.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, that reminds me, I need a sandwich.
@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} Well, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles. There, I said it.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have a natural lubricant. ''[gasps, and turns to Homer]'' You lost all our money?
-{{qf|Homer}} Point of order -- I didn't lose all the money. There was enough left for this cowbell. ''[rings it softly, and the bell breaks apart in his hands]'' Damn you, eBay!
+{{qf|Homer}} Point of order—I didn't lose all the money. There was enough left for this cowbell. ''[rings it softly, and the bell breaks apart in his hands]'' Damn you, eBay!
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 {{qf|Researcher}} Wow, that new anti-dieting pill really works. Homer. You really have no desire to eat that food?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Skinner's Sense of Snow|Pokey Mom}}
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-:''[After the crayon re-insertion]''
+:''[After the crayon re-insertion.]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, how could you? We were connecting in such a meaningful way.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, how could you? We were connecting in such a meaningful way.
-{{qf|Homer}} We were what in a what what?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} We were what in a what what?
-:''[Lisa sighs]''
+:''[Lisa sighs.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, that reminds me, I need a sandwich.
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@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say liberry or tomorrie.
 ----
-{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning!
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I hope plunging means up, and seventy five means two hundred!
 {{qf|Kent Brockman}} The firm declared super-dooper bankruptcy, which is terrible news for the company's one stockholder, Homer Simpson.
@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Family meeting! Family meeting! ''[the rest of the family runs into the dining room and quickly takes their seats]'' Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families. ''[all laugh]'' All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now let's move on to the real issue: Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Well, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles. There, I said it.
-{{qf|Marge}} Well, maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have a natural lubricant. ''[gasps, and turns to Homer]'' You lost all our money?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have a natural lubricant. ''[gasps, and turns to Homer]'' You lost all our money?
 {{qf|Homer}} Point of order -- I didn't lose all the money. There was enough left for this cowbell. ''[rings it softly, and the bell breaks apart in his hands]'' Damn you, eBay!
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 {{qf|Researcher}} Whose gonna buy a pill hat makes you blind?
 {{qf|Female Researcher}} We'll let marketing worry about that
 {{Season 12|Q}}

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
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 :''[After the crayon re-insertion]''
-:'''Lisa:''' Dad, how could you? We were connecting in such a meaningful way.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, how could you? We were connecting in such a meaningful way.
-:'''Homer:''' We were what in a what what?
+{{qf|Homer}} We were what in a what what?
 :''[Lisa sighs]''
-:'''Homer:''' Yeah, that reminds me, I need a sandwich.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, that reminds me, I need a sandwich.
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-:'''Homer:''' But Marge, it's uter''us'', not uter-''you''.
+{{qf|Homer}} But Marge, it's uter''us'', not uter-''you''.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say liberry or tomorrie.
+{{qf|Homer}} Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say liberry or tomorrie.
 ----
-:'''Kent Brockman:''' Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning!
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning!
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, I hope plunging means up, and seventy five means two hundred!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I hope plunging means up, and seventy five means two hundred!
-:'''Kent Brockman:''' The firm declared super-dooper bankruptcy, which is terrible news for the company's one stockholder, Homer Simpson.
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} The firm declared super-dooper bankruptcy, which is terrible news for the company's one stockholder, Homer Simpson.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' Family meeting! Family meeting! ''[the rest of the family runs into the dining room and quickly takes their seats]'' Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families. ''[all laugh]'' All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now let's move on to the real issue: Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup.
+{{qf|Homer}} Family meeting! Family meeting! ''[the rest of the family runs into the dining room and quickly takes their seats]'' Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families. ''[all laugh]'' All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now let's move on to the real issue: Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup.
-:'''Lisa:''' Well, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles. There, I said it.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles. There, I said it.
-:'''Marge:''' Well, maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have a natural lubricant. ''[gasps, and turns to Homer]'' You lost all our money?
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have a natural lubricant. ''[gasps, and turns to Homer]'' You lost all our money?
-:'''Homer:''' Point of order -- I didn't lose all the money. There was enough left for this cowbell. ''[rings it softly, and the bell breaks apart in his hands]'' Damn you, eBay!
+{{qf|Homer}} Point of order -- I didn't lose all the money. There was enough left for this cowbell. ''[rings it softly, and the bell breaks apart in his hands]'' Damn you, eBay!
 ----
-:'''Researcher:''' Wow, that new anti-dieting pill really works. Homer. You really have no desire to eat that food?
+{{qf|Researcher}} Wow, that new anti-dieting pill really works. Homer. You really have no desire to eat that food?
-:'''Homer:''' Food? Oh no! I'm blind!!! ''[starts panicking]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Food? Oh no! I'm blind!!! ''[starts panicking]''
-:'''Researcher:''' Whose gonna buy a pill hat makes you blind?
+{{qf|Researcher}} Whose gonna buy a pill hat makes you blind?
-:'''Female Researcher:''' We'll let marketing worry about that
+{{qf|Female Researcher}} We'll let marketing worry about that
 ----
 {{Season 12|Q}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{TabQ}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Skinner's Sense of Snow|Pokey Mom}}
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-:'''Homer''': But Marge, it's uter''us'', not uter-''you''.
+:''[After the crayon re-insertion]''
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say liberry or tomorrie.
+:'''Homer:''' But Marge, it's uter''us'', not uter-''you''.
 ----
-:'''Kent Brockman''': Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning!
+:'''Homer:''' Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say liberry or tomorrie.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Family meeting! Family meeting! (the rest of the family runs into the dining room and quickly takes their seats) Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families. (all laugh) All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now let's move on to the real issue: Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup.
+:'''Kent Brockman:''' Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning!
-:'''Lisa''': Well, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles. There, I said it.
+:'''Homer:''' Oh, I hope plunging means up, and seventy five means two hundred!
-:'''Marge''': Well, maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have a natural lubricant. (gasps, and turns to Homer) You lost all our money?
+:'''Kent Brockman:''' The firm declared super-dooper bankruptcy, which is terrible news for the company's one stockholder, Homer Simpson.
-:'''Homer''': Point of order -- I didn't lose all the money. There was enough left for this cowbell. (rings it softly, and the bell breaks apart in his hands) Damn you, eBay!
+----
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 :'''Homer''': Point of order -- I didn't lose all the money. There was enough left for this cowbell. (rings it softly, and the bell breaks apart in his hands) Damn you, eBay!
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 (Lisa sighs)
 :'''Homer''': Yeah, that reminds me, I need a sandwich.
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 :'''Homer''': But Marge, it's uter''us'', not uter-''you''.
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