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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Wow! Three feet of new snow! Spectacular! Too bad I busted my sled last year. Ten more bucks and I can buy that new Ultra-Deluxe Lightweight...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow! Three feet of new snow! Spectacular! Too bad I busted my sled last year. Ten more bucks and I can buy that new [[Ultra-Deluxe Lightweight Aluminum Super Sled|Ultra-Deluxe Super Sled]] from Blammo! Now, where can I find some cold hard cash in all this powder?<br /> {{qf|Man}} Hey, kid... ten dollars if you shovel out my car.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} That's a ton of snow! I'll get back to you in the spring.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Way to go, Barney. One beer... on the house!<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Oh boy!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} One lousy beer?<br /> {{qf|Moe}} I don't stay in business by giving away the store, you know.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Outstanding. I don't have to shovel, scrape, or even belch hot gas. Although that last part looks like fun. All I need to do is stand here for a while. This will be the easiest money I've ever made! I can team up with Mr. Gumble all winter... Gas Man and Space Boy! We'll be rich! Well... I'll be rich, and he'll get blasted.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Hey, lady... my mistake. I wasn't saving the space for Moe. I was saving it for someone else.<br /> {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Oh, yeah? Who?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} It's ready when this kind lady realizes what's good for her, Mr. Fat Tony, sir!<br /> {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Nice goin', kid.<br /> {{qf|Fat Tony}} ''[thinking]'' What the hell is he yappin' about?<br /> {{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Eep.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Ohhhh... this job has suddenly turned into a job. No sense quitting now, though. I have too much effort invested in this.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Just in time! Here comes Moe! Now to collect my just reward!<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Hey... why is my space covered in snow?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Long story. But I saved you the other space instead. I'll take my ten bucks now.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} No deal, kid. You didn't save my space. And all you had to do was stand there, for Pete's sake. And take down that tow away sign. It doesn't belong there!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Certainly, sir. I'll get to it... ...in the spring.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Winter Wingding stories quotes]]</div>

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