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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} There are still lumps in my ba-sghetti!
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ...And that's the ultra-rare chromium variant cover! Lizard Magazine says there are less than ten million copies of that book in print!
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} But the triple-thick mando paper is so super-absorbant!
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, don't forget you and dad promised to take me to my Enviro-Bears meeting tonight.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Daaaaad! We were talking about beautifying our town!
{{qf|Bart}} ...And you still owe me a comic, Homer!
{{qf|Grampa}} My garlic toast needs more warm milk in it!
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Oooh, I hate goatal warming! It makes Lisa sad!
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{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Well, what id, say, someone accidentally robbed a few gas stations, and maybe they, hypothetically, "donated" the proceeds? Figuratively speaking, I mean?
{{qf|Lisa}} Kearney, that's a lovely thought, but I don't think you should break the law to save our club.
{{qf|Kearney}} You figured out that I meant me, right?
{{qf|Lisa}} Right.
{{qf|Kearney}} Dang.
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{{qf|Bart}} I'm so dead. Try to get them to scatter my ashes in [[Apu]]'s [[Squishee]] machine.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Stop selling seeds? But why, Mr. Burns?
{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Let me make this very clear, children. I am allergic to growing things. Do you think I built the most toxic nuclear plant in the country on accident? Pish tosh! So you will desist your petty seed-selling tomfoolery at once! For if you do not... I will take drastic measures! You have been warned.
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, so you guys can't do anything without Mr. Burns' approval now, is that it? What is he, your mommy or something?
{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Hey, that's not fair! You work for Mr. Burns too, you know!
{{qf|Homer}} What's the matter, Lenny? Can't take the heat when Mommy McBurns isn't around? Yep. Your mommy is a withered old man. In your face, Carl!
{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Quit saying that, Homer. It's disturbing!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It's a miracle, Homer! We called everyone! They're all coming to our fair! Everyone's coming! And they're all pitching in to help!
{{qf|Homer}} ...Huh? But... How'd you get everyone...?
{{qf|Lisa}} Tears, dad! We called everyone and cried 'til they agreed to come! We cried for four hours straight! Hahaha!
{{qf|Bart}} I got the idea when you didn't punish me when those guys took out staircase! Boo-hoo, poor li'l me, hahahahaha!
{{qf|Homer}} I've never been more proud of you two! [sniff!] Now, get some eye drops, we're going to the old-time town fair!
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{{qf|Homer}} The important thing is we got our toilet back, and no one's in jail.

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 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} There are still lumps in my ba-sghetti!
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ...And that's the ultra-rare chromium variant cover! {{ap|Lizard|magazine}} Magazine says there are less than ten million copies of that book in print!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ...And that's the ultra-rare chromium variant cover! [[Lizard]] Magazine says there are less than ten million copies of that book in print!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} But the triple-thick mando paper is so super-absorbant!
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, don't forget you and dad promised to take me to my Enviro-Bears meeting tonight.