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Me face me proud Highland face!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Willie}} Yeowch! Ye did this, Bart Simpson—with yer wee girlie mate Milhouse! <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Ye’ve </del>made Willie bruise his bottom!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Willie}} Yeowch! Ye did this, Bart Simpson—with yer wee girlie mate Milhouse! <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Ye've </ins>made Willie bruise his bottom!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Milhouse}} Hey! 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I <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">wasn't </ins>due for another <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">'til </ins>Wednesday!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Members of the school board next on our tour <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">is… </del>Groundskeeper Willie?!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Members of the school board next on our tour <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">is... </ins>Groundskeeper Willie?!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Willie}} Och, geez! <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Willie’s </del>gonna hear about this little incident come raise time, for sure!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Willie}} Och, geez! <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Willie's </ins>gonna hear about this little incident come raise time, for sure!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Groundskeeper_Willie" title="Groundskeeper Willie">Groundskeeper Willie</a>}} Little Willie, Willie won’t go home. But ye canna push Willie ’round ’cause Willie will naw go! ---- {{qf|Willie}} Och!...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Little Willie, Willie won’t go home. But ye canna push Willie ’round ’cause Willie will naw go!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Och! Th’ secret ta removin’ possums from th’ rain gooters is ta sneak oop on ’em real quiet-like.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ah, this footage has no vitality, no sparkle! Shake the ladder, Milhouse, and liven things up a bit.<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} You got it!<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Hey! Who’s wigglin Willie?! You’ll wake the poss… Yaaah! Me face me proud Highland face!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Yeowch! Ye did this, Bart Simpson—with yer wee girlie mate Milhouse! Ye’ve made Willie bruise his bottom!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Hey! I don’t ever wee, and I haven’t for years!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Easy, Milhouse.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Grrreat salty pearls on a half-shell! Those black-hearted, half-pint hippogriffs have graffitid again hoodoo all over Willie! Now I’ll have to shower early! I wasn’t due for another ’til Wednesday!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Members of the school board next on our tour is… Groundskeeper Willie?!<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Och, geez! Willie’s gonna hear about this little incident come raise time, for sure!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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