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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Groundskeeper_Willie" title="Groundskeeper Willie">Groundskeeper Willie</a>}} Join we, Willie, for a look at the history o&#039; <a href="/wiki/Scotland" title="Scotland">Scotland</a>&#039;s greatest gift to the world... golf! ---- {{qf|Message box}} Ages...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Join we, Willie, for a look at the history o' [[Scotland]]'s greatest gift to the world... golf!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Message box}} Ages ago, shepherds would compete in a primitive game where they tried to hit rocks farther than their friends.<br /> {{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Homer, hit the wee pebbles, not the sheep dip!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} [[D'oh!]]<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Message box}} History notes that the ancient Romans played versions of the game.<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]] as [[Julius Caesar]]}} Brutus, look at my putt!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Message box}} In 1457, golf was banned by the Scots parliament because it interfered with military training for the wars against the [[England|English]]. This didn't go down well with the public.<br /> {{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Ya can take me life but you cannae take me three-wood!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Message box}} Mary Queen of Scots was history's first prominent woman golfer.<br /> {{qf|Groundskeeper Willie as Mary Queen of Scots}} Och! There is not a shred o' me dignity left.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dinnae have a cow, mon.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Have you seen my ball?<br /> {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Ball? I can't find my clubs!<br /> {{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Golf tip! Don a kilt and drink a fifth o' scotch before play and any course will feel like the links at St. Andrews.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You should've seen me birdie the tenth hole!<br /> {{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Och! The closest ye got to a birdie was when your shot and hit that wee sparrow.<br /> {{qf|Message box}} The date of origin is not known, but one can safely assume that as long as golf has existed, the &quot;19th hole&quot; has been the most beloved on any set of greens.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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