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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Principal_Skinner" class="mw-redirect" title="Principal Skinner">Principal Skinner</a>}} Bart Simpson! If I&#039;ve told you once, I&#039;ve told you a thousand times, the school sand-blaster is not a toy! Those kindergarteners won...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Bart Simpson! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, the school sand-blaster is not a toy! Those kindergarteners won't be able to use the seesaw for months! In fact, they're lucky they can still sit down at all! This calls for some drastic detention, and I think I've come up with the perfect solution! For the next week, you'll be working after school... ...with Groundskeeper Willie!<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nooooooo!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} They told Willie he was mad to mix bleach with borax and tile cleaner t' get a good shine, but I showed 'em!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Is this pounding headache I have normal?<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Aye. Soon you'll be glad it's there. It numbs the pain!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Be careful, laddie. Once I got me hair 'n beard stuck under one o' those and was trapped all weekend. Willie had t' chew 'is way oot!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Ach! Stop your bellyachin'! You're lucky your ma got you a mask! Willie never got one! An' let me tell you, school insurance don't reimburse one red cent for black lung!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Willie}} You'll learn t' unclog all sorts of things, hangin' with Willie! But remember: th' job's nay done 'til Willie can see his bonnie face in th' rim!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Kill me, [[God]]. Kill me now!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Whew! I haven't seen that much purging since th' potluck surprise of '83! Ye'd best grab your hand trowel and knee-pads, boy. It's gonna be a long afternoon!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Mom, I promise to quit slacking off! I'll be good! I will! I will! Please don't let me ever become a janitor!<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Ahh, I've set another lad on the right path! He'll become something other than a custodial engineer, that's for sure! Willie's still got job security.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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