Grift of the Magi - Revision history

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 On an ordinary day, the hole in the ozone layer lands over Springfield, and [[Milhouse]] convinces [[Bart]] to dress up as a girl and they jump on his parents' bed. They enjoy this, but when Homer knocks on the door (which is locked), Bart panics and falls onto Homer's bowling ball and breaks his {{W|coccyx}}. Homer then opens the door and is shocked to see Bart and Milhouse wearing women's clothes and demands they give him a non-gay expanation. Milhouse lies and tells him that they are very drunk, to which Homer says "Thank God!" [[Dr. Hibbert]] informs Homer and [[Marge]] that Bart will have to use a wheelchair for the time being. When Bart goes to school the next day, the school does not have ramps for the disabled, which changes when [[Fat Tony]] and his construction company, "[[Valdazzo Brothers Olive Oil]]", decides to build the ramps. They build too many ramps around the school, which later crumble because they are made of paint, bread sticks, and shellac. Fat Tony informs [[Principal Skinner]] that he will have to pay $200,000 for damage. In response, Principal Skinner chooses to close [[Springfield Elementary]] due to lack of funds. All pleas for help (like [[Mr. Burns]]) prove futile until [[Jim Hope]], the president of a company named [[Kid First Industries]], buys the school and {{W|Privatization|privatises}} it.
-At the school, an all-new staff do no actual teaching and instead teach the children about toy design and marketing, which makes [[Lisa]] suspicious when her class is asked to name a new toy that they will sell for [[Christmas]]. Lisa of course unlike the other kids wants to do actual school work and is later given detention for doing math problems. Bart visits Lisa writing lines on the blackboard, gloating about how he's the straight A student and she'd the troublemaker now. When Bart leaves and turns off the classroom lights, Lisa finds light shining through the blackboard. Lisa later discovers that they are a toy company that's just using the children for research to make a toy, through the use of hidden cameras, tape recording and clear, two-way blackboards. She brings in her parents and [[Chief Wiggum]] to investigate, but they do not believe her because the room used for spying on the children was taken out and replaced. Later on, the new toy is named [[Funzo]] (a name which Lisa ironically suggested in class when she was caught doing math) with traits that the students had suggested during a brainstorming session. Lisa takes Bart to the KFI headquarters, until {{Ch|Gary Coleman}} (as a security guard with questionable mental health) stops them. They visit Jim Hope's office and he gives them a free Funzo. Bart and Lisa like it at home, until they discover that Funzo is a toy-killer purposely designed to destroy other company's toys. They spread the word around [[Springfield]], urging the citizens to boycott Funzo, until Homer, on Christmas Eve, burns all the Funzos in Springfield after stealing them at the [[Springfield Tire Yard]]. However, Gary Coleman comes again to stop them, until they get into a discussion of Christmas. Afterwards, they invite Gary Coleman to a Christmas dinner at the Simpson house. The episode ends with the Simpsons, Moe, Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers smiling at the camera and Gary breaking the forth wall saying "What you talking about everyone?".
+At the school, an all-new staff do no actual teaching and instead teach the children about toy design and marketing, which makes [[Lisa]] suspicious when her class is asked to name a new toy that they will sell for [[Christmas]]. Lisa of course unlike the other kids wants to do actual school work and is later given detention for doing math problems. Bart visits Lisa writing lines on the blackboard, gloating about how he's the straight A student and she'd the troublemaker now. When Bart leaves and turns off the classroom lights, Lisa finds light shining through the blackboard. Lisa later discovers that they are a toy company that's just using the children for research to make a toy, through the use of hidden cameras, tape recording and clear, two-way blackboards. She brings in her parents and [[Chief Wiggum]] to investigate, but they do not believe her because the room used for spying on the children was taken out and replaced. Later on, the new toy is named [[Funzo]] (a name which Lisa ironically suggested in class when she was caught doing math) with traits that the students had suggested during a brainstorming session. Lisa takes Bart to the KFI headquarters, until {{Ch|Gary Coleman}} (as a security guard with questionable mental health) stops them. They visit Jim Hope's office and he gives them a free Funzo. Bart and Lisa like it at home, until they discover that Funzo is a toy-killer purposely designed to destroy other company's toys. They spread the word around [[Springfield]], urging the citizens to boycott Funzo, until Homer, on Christmas Eve, burns all the Funzos in Springfield after stealing them at the [[Springfield Tire Yard]]. However, Gary Coleman comes again to stop them, until they get into a discussion of Christmas. Afterwards, they invite Gary Coleman to a Christmas dinner at the Simpson house. The episode ends with the Simpsons, Moe, Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers smiling at the camera and Gary breaking the fourth wall saying "What you talking about everyone?".
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 == Synopsis ==
-{{Desc|After stealing ideas from the children of [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Kid First Industries]] releases a new toy, the [[Funzo]]. However, when it turns out the Funzos are programmed to destroy all other toys, it's up to [[Homer]] to save the town.}}
+{{Synopsis|After stealing ideas from the children of [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Kid First Industries]] releases a new toy, the [[Funzo]]. However, when it turns out the Funzos are programmed to destroy all other toys, it's up to [[Homer]] to save the town.}}
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-"'''Grift of the Magi'''" is the ninth episode of [[season 11]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the two hundred thirty-fifth episode overall. It originally aired on December 19, [[1999]]. The episode was written by [[Tom Martin]] and directed by [[Matthew Nastuk]]. It guest stars [[Clarence Clemons]] as the narrator, [[Gary Coleman]] as {{Ch|Gary Coleman|himself}}, [[Joe Mantegna]] as [[Fat Tony]], and [[Tim Robbins]] as [[Jim Hope]].
+"'''Grift of the Magi'''" is the ninth episode of [[Season 11|broadcast season 11]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the two hundred thirty-fifth episode overall. It originally aired on December 19, [[1999]]. The episode was written by [[Tom Martin]] and directed by [[Matthew Nastuk]]. It guest stars [[Clarence Clemons]] as the narrator, [[Gary Coleman]] as {{Ch|Gary Coleman|himself}}, [[Joe Mantegna]] as [[Fat Tony]], and [[Tim Robbins]] as [[Jim Hope]].
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 |airdate= December 19, [[1999]]
 |blackboard= "I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]"
 |couchgag= Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie slide down a {{W|Fireman's pole|fire pole}} to the couch. Homer, however, gets stuck in the hole and flails about helplessly.
-|guests= [[Tim Robbins]] as [[Jim Hope]]<br>[[Clarence Clemons]] as the narrator<br>[[Gary Coleman]] as {{Ch|Gary Coleman|himself}}<br>[[Joe Mantegna]] as [[Fat Tony]]
+|guests= [[Clarence Clemons]] as the narrator<br>[[Gary Coleman]] as {{Ch|Gary Coleman|himself}}<br>[[Joe Mantegna]] as [[Fat Tony]]<br>[[Tim Robbins]] as [[Jim Hope]]
 |showrunner1= Mike Scully
 |writer= [[Tom Martin]]
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-"'''Grift of the Magi'''" is the ninth episode of [[season 11]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the two hundred thirty-fifth episode overall. It originally aired on December 19, [[1999]]. The episode was written by [[Tom Martin]] and directed by [[Matthew Nastuk]]. It guest stars [[Tim Robbins]] as [[Jim Hope]], [[Clarence Clemons]] as the narrator, [[Gary Coleman]] as {{Ch|Gary Coleman|himself}} and [[Joe Mantegna]] as [[Fat Tony]].
+"'''Grift of the Magi'''" is the ninth episode of [[season 11]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the two hundred thirty-fifth episode overall. It originally aired on December 19, [[1999]]. The episode was written by [[Tom Martin]] and directed by [[Matthew Nastuk]]. It guest stars [[Clarence Clemons]] as the narrator, [[Gary Coleman]] as {{Ch|Gary Coleman|himself}}, [[Joe Mantegna]] as [[Fat Tony]], and [[Tim Robbins]] as [[Jim Hope]].
 == Synopsis ==
-{{Desc|A sinister toy company unveils [[Funzo]], the next "Tickle Me Elmo"-style fad to [[Springfield]]'s Christmas shoppers. The toy is a huge success, in part because it is programmed to destroy other toys.}}
+{{Desc|After stealing ideas from the children of [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Kid First Industries]] releases a new toy, the [[Funzo]]. However, when it turns out the Funzos are programmed to destroy all other toys, it's up to [[Homer]] to save the town.}}
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