https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Greased_Irony Greased Irony - Revision history 2026-04-04T22:46:44Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Greased_Irony&diff=1394255&oldid=prev SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (13) 2025-05-17T19:06:38Z <p>replaced: … → ... (13)</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:06, May 17, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l39" >Line 39:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 39:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Look, if you don't think standing outside spinning a sign will help, then how else do we turn this place around?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Look, if you don't think standing outside spinning a sign will help, then how else do we turn this place around?}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Uh…you </del>could try improving the food quality. 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Set your socks on &quot;hop&quot; and your tutti to &quot;frutti&quot; because this place is more packed than a dance hall with an open bar!}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l104" >Line 104:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 115:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Hipster Icon}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Hipster Icon}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Oh, yeah. We love all of that. I mean…ironically of course. But yes, we love/hate it.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Oh, yeah. We love all of that. I mean…ironically of course. But yes, we love/hate it.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolfguy Jack Hit the Airwaves|60 minutes|[[Greaser's Cafe]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Tap Local Craft Brews|4 hours|[[Greaser's Cafe]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>}}</div></td></tr> </table> Solar Dragon https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Greased_Irony&diff=1394172&oldid=prev Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Greased Irony |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Springfield Choppers}} |requirements = |char..." 2025-05-17T15:37:13Z <p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Greased Irony |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Wolfguy_Jack_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Springfield Choppers}} |requirements = |char...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = Greased Irony<br /> |image = [[File:Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br /> |level = 5<br /> |update = {{TOCU|Springfield Choppers}}<br /> |requirements = <br /> |characters = [[Wolfguy Jack]]<br /> |optional = [[Squeaky Voice Teen]]<br /> |internal = GreasedIrony<br /> |id = 242012 - 242016<br /> |previous = <br /> |next = <br /> |premium = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Greased Irony''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Choppers}} content update. It requires [[Wolfguy Jack]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Wolfguy Jack's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Come on in. Welcome to Greaser's Café. You've got your pick of booths made of old cars. I've got a hot rod open and a '55 Chevy Bel Air.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br /> {{TB|The whole family's here so we're gonna need one with some serious suspension.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Well, the Ford Super Deluxe in the back corner just opened up.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Perfect.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|Where are all my employees!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}<br /> {{TB|Yes, sir.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I need you to stand outside and get some more butts in these seats!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}<br /> {{TB|But sir, I thought my job was flipping burgers, frying fries, and watering down the soda fountain?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Look, if you don't think standing outside spinning a sign will help, then how else do we turn this place around?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}<br /> {{TB|Uh…you could try improving the food quality. Like, maybe start putting real cheese on the burgers?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|What do you mean? Our cheese is legal.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}<br /> {{TB|Sir, the label says 100% American Singles Processed Cheese-Like Product.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Okay, fine. I'll get real cheese for the burgers…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}<br /> {{TB|I have some other ideas as well.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm listening.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolfguy Jack Update the Menu|4 hours|[[Greaser's Cafe]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Order Actual Cheese|4 hours|[[Greaser's Cafe]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I don't know what half of this stuff you ordered even is. Meat that's not meat? Gluten-free buns? Truffle oil?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}<br /> {{TB|You put it on the fries.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Okay. But what does it do, man?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}<br /> {{TB|It lets you charge people 11 dollars for fries!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Whoa, that's three times the price of our burgers! Can we also put this &quot;truffle oil&quot; in the milkshakes?}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Wolfguy Jack's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Uh, excuse me. My burger doesn't taste like a normal burger.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|That's because it's not a normal burger! It's the new Preposteburger™. Made entirely of plants and laced with synthetic burger-like flavoring!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, great. Well then here's my payment.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Uh, this isn't real money.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}<br /> {{TB|No, it's money-like currency.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|These fries are not fries. They're made of sweet potatoes. I want my money back or I will write a terrible review.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I'm not sure I can turn this around.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolfguy Jack Defend the New Menu|4 hours|[[Greaser's Cafe]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Stock Gluten Free Burger Buns|4 hours|[[Greaser's Cafe]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Wolfguy Jack's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Whoo-doggy! Set your socks on &quot;hop&quot; and your tutti to &quot;frutti&quot; because this place is more packed than a dance hall with an open bar!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}<br /> {{TB|Who are all these people? I'm seeing a lot of scarves, vintage tee-shirts, and Pharrell-sized hats.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Welcome to Greaser's Café. Can I ask…how did you guys hear about us?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hipster Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, it was all the rage on the CB airwaves last night. This one guy wouldn't stop talking about the place.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|You guys listen to the CB? You're all truckers?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hipster Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, we're not truckers. We're hipsters. We all just happen to own vintage radios.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Well, however you heard about us, I'm glad you're here. I hope you enjoy our cool '50s memorabilia on the walls and our booths made of old cars.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hipster Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, yeah. We love all of that. I mean…ironically of course. But yes, we love/hate it.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolfguy Jack Hit the Airwaves|60 minutes|[[Greaser's Cafe]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Tap Local Craft Brews|4 hours|[[Greaser's Cafe]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Wolfguy Jack's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Alright, hepcats. It's time for a doo-woppin' dance off!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|The winner will take home this brand-new…Harley-Davidson!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hipster Icon}}<br /> {{TB|…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I, uh…was really expecting a bigger response than that. Maybe they don't know what a Harley-Davidson is?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I repeat: the winner of the contest will take home this BRAND NEW MOTORCYCLE!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Deadpan}}<br /> {{TB|…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Okay, um, uh…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|How about…the winner of the dance contest will take home this vintage bicycle!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hipster Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|A vintage bicycle? Woo! I'm in!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|It's a one-of-a-kind! No one else can have that bicycle but me!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hipster Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Greaser's Cafe is the best!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolfguy Jack Have a Dance Contest|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Buy Organic Grass-Fed Cage-Free Lettuce|4 hours|[[Greaser's Cafe]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I can't believe my luck! I used to have to give away expensive motorcycles just to promote the restaurant, and it killed the budget.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|But all these hipsters want are crappy old repainted bicycles! I'm gonna save a fortune!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Hey, uh, if you need a supplier for old bicycles, I got you covered.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Are they vintage?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}<br /> {{TB|As vintage as your old menu items: &quot;Allen Ginsburgers, Un-American Cheese Sandwiches, Polio Dogs…&quot;}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah, I can't believe this business survived at all with that menu.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 5 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Wolfguy Jack's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Wha – it's 7pm, where is everybody? The dance contest is starting in ten minutes and I've got a vintage penny-farthing to give away.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}<br /> {{TB|None of the hipsters showed up tonight. Do you think it's because I accidentally bought the wrong kind of soy-based pickles?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Wait, there's two of 'em there. Hey you two! Where are all your friends? Why is nobody at my café tonight?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hipster Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, uh…yeah. Greaser's just isn't the same anymore ever since everybody started coming here.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah, it used to be cool, now it's lame.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Wait, we're not cool because we got too cool?!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hipster Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah, we're just back here because I forgot my beard comb. Oh, there it is!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|But…I just expanded the café hours to include Saturday brunch and added avocado toast to the menu!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milo Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Sorry, dude. Avocado toast is very, um, last decade.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hipster Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You could add a drive-through. Then we could eat some of your food in our cars without being seen.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolfguy Jack Add a Drive-Through|4 hours|[[Greaser's Cafe]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try to Return Soy Pickles|4 hours|[[Greaser's Cafe]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Burger Hat}}<br /> {{TB|Sir, adding that drive-through seems to have really picked up business.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wolfguy Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah. But it's just not the same. Greaser's Cafe was about the doo-wop dancing and 1950s experience. Oh well. At least we're making money.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Springfield Choppers}}</div> Solar Dragon