Grampa Simpson's Great Sandwich Caper!/Quotes - Revision history

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Grampa:''' So where was I? :'''Lisa:''' [SIGH] You were telling us about a sandwich you ate back in 1956... :'''Grampa:''' Right! Well, I did..."

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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' So where was I?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SIGH] You were telling us about a sandwich you ate back in 1956...
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Right! Well, I didn't have any money, so I traded my shoelaces for it! Granted, I wasn't wearing shoelaces at the time... ...so I borrowed some from a friendly hobo.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ugh. When is mom going to pick us up?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' She's shopping for some skinny jeans that actually fit dad... sot it could be hours!
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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' And that ends the tale of the turkey sandwich. The end! [SNORE!]
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Guess he was destined to tell that sandwich story.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' At least it's over!
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:'''[[Deondre the Giant]]:''' Abe, there are thing in life that are worth fighting for! Things like family! Not a sandwich!
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' You're one wise giant, fella!
:'''[[Deondre the Giant]]:''' [MUNCH!]
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' And then i realized that a ham sandwich isn't worth fighting over. But a turkey sandwich definitely is.
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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' A lot of famous people came into the club my favorite was probably Cannonball Adderley!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' The famous Jazz saxophonist?! I never knew that!
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Oh, yes! Cannonball came in all the time!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Enough! I can't take this anymore! Grampa, I appreciate that you want to share your history with us. But none of this ever happened!!
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' [SIGH] You'r right, Lisa. I guess I tell stories to that maybe you'll stick around. I thought you kids would want to spend more time with me if I my stories were as entertaining as possible.

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	{{qf\|Lisa}} Enough! I can't take this anymore! Grampa, I appreciate that you want to share your history with us. But none of this ever happened!!		{{qf\|Lisa}} Enough! I can't take this anymore! Grampa, I appreciate that you want to share your history with us. But none of this ever happened!!
	{{qf\|Grampa}} [SIGH] You'r right, Lisa. I guess I tell stories to that maybe you'll stick around. I thought you kids would want to spend more time with me if I my stories were as entertaining as possible.		{{qf\|Grampa}} [SIGH] You'r right, Lisa. I guess I tell stories to that maybe you'll stick around. I thought you kids would want to spend more time with me if I my stories were as entertaining as possible.
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-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' So where was I?
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} So where was I?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SIGH] You were telling us about a sandwich you ate back in 1956...
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} [SIGH] You were telling us about a sandwich you ate back in 1956...
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Right! Well, I didn't have any money, so I traded my shoelaces for it! Granted, I wasn't wearing shoelaces at the time... so I borrowed some from a friendly hobo.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Right! Well, I didn't have any money, so I traded my shoelaces for it! Granted, I wasn't wearing shoelaces at the time... so I borrowed some from a friendly hobo.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ugh. When is mom going to pick us up?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ugh. When is mom going to pick us up?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' She's shopping for some skinny jeans that actually fit dad... sot it could be hours!
+{{qf|Lisa}} She's shopping for some skinny jeans that actually fit dad... sot it could be hours!
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-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' And that ends the tale of the turkey sandwich. The end! [SNORE!]
+{{qf|Grampa}} And that ends the tale of the turkey sandwich. The end! [SNORE!]
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Guess he was destined to tell that sandwich story.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Guess he was destined to tell that sandwich story.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' At least it's over!
+{{qf|Bart}} At least it's over!
 ----
-:'''[[Deondre the Giant]]:''' Abe, there are thing in life that are worth fighting for! Things like family! Not a sandwich!
+{{qf|[[Deondre the Giant]]}} Abe, there are thing in life that are worth fighting for! Things like family! Not a sandwich!
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' You're one wise giant, fella!
+{{qf|Grampa}} You're one wise giant, fella!
-:'''[[Deondre the Giant]]:''' [MUNCH!]
+{{qf|Deondre the Giant}} [MUNCH!]
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' And then i realized that a ham sandwich isn't worth fighting over. But a turkey sandwich definitely is.
+{{qf|Grampa}} And then i realized that a ham sandwich isn't worth fighting over. But a turkey sandwich definitely is.
 ----
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' A lot of famous people came into the club my favorite was probably Cannonball Adderley!
+{{qf|Grampa}} A lot of famous people came into the club my favorite was probably Cannonball Adderley!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' The famous Jazz saxophonist?! I never knew that!
+{{qf|Lisa}} The famous Jazz saxophonist?! I never knew that!
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Oh, yes! Cannonball came in all the time!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Oh, yes! Cannonball came in all the time!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Enough! I can't take this anymore! Grampa, I appreciate that you want to share your history with us. But none of this ever happened!!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Enough! I can't take this anymore! Grampa, I appreciate that you want to share your history with us. But none of this ever happened!!
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' [SIGH] You'r right, Lisa. I guess I tell stories to that maybe you'll stick around. I thought you kids would want to spend more time with me if I my stories were as entertaining as possible.
+{{qf|Grampa}} [SIGH] You'r right, Lisa. I guess I tell stories to that maybe you'll stick around. I thought you kids would want to spend more time with me if I my stories were as entertaining as possible.

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