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:'''[[Ned]]:''' Well, as the baby lamb said to the horse, "why the long face?"
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' My family'd rather go to the picture show than be with me on my birthday.
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Well sir, that's just no right. We're supposed to honor our fathers and monthers!
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' I wish someone would put that in writing.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Pass, the milk, old man!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What the--? Old man?!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Now that Grampa's joined the Flanders clan, that makes you the oldest one in the family!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That doesn't mean I'm and old--
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' So to make a long story short...
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Too late!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' ...my lawyer plea bargained the wsetence down to one million hours of community service. Being a foster grandfather falls under the community service category, and so here I am at your disposal! So what do you say? Will you let me be your family's new Grampa?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Gee, Mr. Burns, to be honest you scare and intimidate me!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' So I'm like a father figure to you already! Huzzah! I'll take that as a yes!
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:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]:''' Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Tut tut! It's Grampa Burns!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You were right! I did an amazing prank and got away with it!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Excellent!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And I got an A+ on a pop quiz!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Excellent plus! Come with me, won't you children?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I guess it's okay to get a ride with you.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I mean you are texhnically our grandfather.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' There we go! The perfect Grampa trap!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' What's in this thing?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ribbon candy, copies of National Geographic, and a picture of an adorable grandchild. Lisa, can you hide and play some old man music?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I think I can swing something Benny Goodman-ish!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No Grandparent could resist all that, and then we'll have our family back! You'er like a cross between Dr. Hpil and a James Bond villian!

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-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Well, as the baby lamb said to the horse, "why the long face?"
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' My family'd rather go to the picture show than be with me on my birthday.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, as the baby lamb said to the horse, "why the long face?"
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Well sir, that's just no right. We're supposed to honor our fathers and monthers!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} My family'd rather go to the picture show than be with me on my birthday.
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' I wish someone would put that in writing.
+{{qf|Ned}} Well sir, that's just no right. We're supposed to honor our fathers and monthers!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Pass, the milk, old man!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Pass, the milk, old man!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' What the--? Old man?!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What the--? Old man?!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Now that Grampa's joined the Flanders clan, that makes you the oldest one in the family!
+{{qf|Bart}} Now that Grampa's joined the Flanders clan, that makes you the oldest one in the family!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' That doesn't mean I'm and old--
+{{qf|Homer}} That doesn't mean I'm and old--
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' So to make a long story short...
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} So to make a long story short...
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Too late!
+{{qf|Bart}} Too late!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' ...my lawyer plea bargained the wsetence down to one million hours of community service. Being a foster grandfather falls under the community service category, and so here I am at your disposal! So what do you say? Will you let me be your family's new Grampa?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ...my lawyer plea bargained the wsetence down to one million hours of community service. Being a foster grandfather falls under the community service category, and so here I am at your disposal! So what do you say? Will you let me be your family's new Grampa?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Gee, Mr. Burns, to be honest you scare and intimidate me!
+{{qf|Homer}} Gee, Mr. Burns, to be honest you scare and intimidate me!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' So I'm like a father figure to you already! Huzzah! I'll take that as a yes!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} So I'm like a father figure to you already! Huzzah! I'll take that as a yes!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]:''' Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns!
+{{qf|Bart & [[Lisa]]}} Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Tut tut! It's Grampa Burns!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Tut tut! It's Grampa Burns!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' You were right! I did an amazing prank and got away with it!
+{{qf|Bart}} You were right! I did an amazing prank and got away with it!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Excellent!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And I got an A+ on a pop quiz!
+{{qf|Lisa}} And I got an A+ on a pop quiz!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Excellent plus! Come with me, won't you children?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent plus! Come with me, won't you children?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I guess it's okay to get a ride with you.
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, I guess it's okay to get a ride with you.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I mean you are texhnically our grandfather.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I mean you are texhnically our grandfather.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' There we go! The perfect Grampa trap!
+{{qf|Homer}} There we go! The perfect Grampa trap!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' What's in this thing?
+{{qf|Bart}} What's in this thing?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ribbon candy, copies of National Geographic, and a picture of an adorable grandchild. Lisa, can you hide and play some old man music?
+{{qf|Homer}} Ribbon candy, copies of National Geographic, and a picture of an adorable grandchild. Lisa, can you hide and play some old man music?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I think I can swing something Benny Goodman-ish!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I think I can swing something Benny Goodman-ish!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' No Grandparent could resist all that, and then we'll have our family back! You'er like a cross between Dr. Hpil and a James Bond villian!
+{{qf|Bart}} No Grandparent could resist all that, and then we'll have our family back! You'er like a cross between Dr. Hpil and a James Bond villain!