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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Grampa?! What are you doing in there?? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Grampa" class="mw-redirect" title="Grampa">Grampa</a>}} Trying to stop another war of the worlds, that&#039;s what! You see, putting lights on hou...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Grampa?! What are you doing in there??<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Trying to stop another war of the worlds, that's what! You see, putting lights on houses isn't a human custom... it's the work of aliens!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} It was Christmas Eve, 1947, in the desert town of [[Roswell]], [[New Mexico]]...<br /> {{qf|Male Rigellian}} After many months on this godforsaken planet, we finally have enough power to light out ship's S.O.S. beacon!<br /> {{qf|Female Rigellian}} At last!<br /> {{qf|Male Rigellian}} I am sending the signal! Cross your tentacles!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Male Rigellian}} It is glorious! Our lights will be seen deep into the farthest reaches of the universe!<br /> {{qf|Neighbor}} That's quite the holiday display you've got on the ol' homestead.<br /> {{qf|Male Rigellian}} Yes... &quot;Display&quot;...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Female Rigellian}} Why have our brethren not arrived yet?<br /> {{qf|Male Rigellian}} Blazing barsoom! Look at that!<br /> {{qf|Female Rigellian}} Oh no! Every house on the street is lit up!<br /> {{qf|Neighbor}} In-diddly-deed! When we saw how nifty your place looked, everyone in town decided to do it as well!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} Coincidentally, the alien spaceship took out [[Santa]]'s entire fleet of reindeer when it collided with his sleigh just above the [[North Pole]]. That's why, today, Santa makes his deliveries with a magical Volkswagen Microbus! Hey! Where'd everyone go? Guess I'll just wait for the aliens to come get me. I hear [[Mars]] is lovely this time of year. [Sigh]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Winter Wingding stories quotes]]</div>

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