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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Grampa" class="mw-redirect" title="Grampa">Grampa</a>}} Looks like those good-fer-nothin’s forgot my birthday again. {{qf|Old people}} Surprise! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Alice_Glick" title="Alice Glick">Alice Glick</a>}} Happy birthday from all eight...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Looks like those good-fer-nothin’s forgot my birthday again.<br /> {{qf|Old people}} Surprise!<br /> {{qf|[[Alice Glick]]}} Happy birthday from all eight of us!<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} What the--!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} We’re only staying for ten minutes, so don’t make any friends. And remember, if he asks about our spare bedroom, we’re renting it to a family of orphans.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} A half-eaten box of chocolate laxatives?!<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What’re laxatives?<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I’ll tell you on the way to the restroom.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} That’s the worst gift I ever got! When are you gonna learn, old people have feelings too!?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Like you ever gave me a good birthday present! If Mom hadn’ta reminded you, I would never have had birthdays at all! And another thing-- Where's that restroom?!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} And you people! The only reason you throw these parties is to brighten up your own dreary lives and suck up to the guy with the will! I don’t need you or your stupid party. Get out!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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