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 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Hear, hear. ''[they drink up]''
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-{{qf|[[Mr. Prince]]}} ''[to [[Martha Prince|Mrs. Prince]]]'' I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Prince]]}} ''[to [[Gloria Prince|Mrs. Prince]]]'' I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters!
 {{qf|Martin}} I'm ruined!
 {{qf|Nelson}} ''[punches Martin in the gut]'' Ha-ha, ohh... ''[collapses]''

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	{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment\|The Canine Mutiny}}		{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment\|The Canine Mutiny}}

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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[over the PA]'' The bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been canceled due to confusion.
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-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw…but, uh… let me assure you…
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw... but, uh... let me assure you...
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} What Seymour's, oh, what Principal Skinner means to say, Bart, is that sometimes a little boy's imagination can run away with him.
 {{qf|Bart}} That's the best you can do? You could have at least said that you were giving her CPR or rehearsing a play.
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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} And there are those who might try to use it against us for their own advantage.
 {{qf|Bart}} Like me, for one.
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Like you… for… Bart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten. Let's talk deal.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Like you... for... Bart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten. Let's talk deal.
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 {{qf|[[Martin]]}} ''[raises hand]'' Mrs. Krabappel, I also have an announcement to make.
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 {{qf|Nelson}} ''[punches Martin in the gut]'' Ha-ha, ohh... ''[collapses]''
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 {{qf|Bart}} You are never going to guess what I saw at Martin's party after you guys left. You know that playhouse? Well, I...
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[overhears Bart]'' Good gravy!
 {{qf|Cafeteria Worker}} Oh, thank you. It's just brown and water.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Oh, can't I just turn the page for you? ''[reaches for the page]''
 {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} ''[slaps Bart's hand away]'' No! But you can pick out any picture you want to take home with you.
-{{qf|Bart}} Okay ... that one. ''[points]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Okay... that one. ''[points]''
 {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} ''[slaps Bart's hand away]'' No! You can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Wait a second! You don't have to leave just because Superintendent Chalmers told you to.
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[to Bart]'' what are you getting at?
-{{qf|Bart}} He spent your whole life following orders from your mother, the armies, Superintendent Chalmers just once man stand up youself.
+{{qf|Bart}} He spent your whole life following orders from your mother, the armies, Superintendent Chalmers just once man stand up yourself.
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Okay
 :''[Mrs. Krabappel passes by carrying her box of her things.]''

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 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Hear, hear. ''[they drink up]''
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-[Wendell and his colleagues get sick from the oysters after Milhouse pukes in the funhouse at the Princes' backyard]''
+{{qf|[[Mr. Prince]]}} ''[to [[Martha Prince|Mrs. Prince]]]'' I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters!
 {{qf|Martin}} I'm ruined!
 {{qf|Nelson}} ''[punches Martin in the gut]'' Ha-ha, ohh... ''[collapses]''

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 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Hear, hear. ''[they drink up]''
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-{{qf|[[Mr. Prince]]}} ''[to [[Martha Prince|Mrs. Prince]]]'' I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters!
+[Wendell and his colleagues get sick from the oysters after Milhouse pukes in the funhouse at the Princes' backyard]''
 {{qf|Martin}} I'm ruined!
 {{qf|Nelson}} ''[punches Martin in the gut]'' Ha-ha, ohh... ''[collapses]''

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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[taking bullhorn from Chalmers]'' Gimmie that. ''[through bullhorn]'' Bart, this is your father. Do you know where the remote is? I looked all over the house.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Did you check your pocket?
-:''[Homer checks and find that the remote was in his back pocket]''
+:''[Homer checks and find that the remote was in his back pocket.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[throws the bullhorn to Marge]'' It was... ''[lowers bullhorn]'' it was in my pocket
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment|The Canine Mutiny}}
-{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} ''(through bullhorn)'' Skinner, get off of my school.
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} ''[through bullhorn]'' Skinner, get off of my school.
 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} No, you get off of my school.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, Bart's up there!
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''(taking bullhorn from Chalmers)'' Gimmie that. ''(through bullhorn)'' Bart, this is your father. Do you know where the remote is? I looked all over the house.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[taking bullhorn from Chalmers]'' Gimmie that. ''[through bullhorn]'' Bart, this is your father. Do you know where the remote is? I looked all over the house.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Did you check your pocket?
 :''[Homer checks and find that the remote was in his back pocket]''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[throws the bullhorn to Marge]'' It was... ''[lowers bullhorn]'' it was in my pocket
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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} The fact is, I haven't ever had relations. I am a virgin.
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 {{qf|[[Mrs. Krabappel]]}} Ha!
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-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''(over the PA)'' The bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been canceled due to confusion.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[over the PA]'' The bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been canceled due to confusion.
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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw…but, uh… let me assure you…
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 {{qf|Bart}} That's the best you can do? You could have at least said that you were giving her CPR or rehearsing a play.
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Is it too late to say that?
 :''[Bart nods.]''
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, how come you're not sick?
-{{qf|Bart}} Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat. ''(points to the sick cat)'' Hey, why'd you eat 'em? I thought you were a vegetarian.
+{{qf|Bart}} Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat. ''[points to the sick cat]'' Hey, why'd you eat 'em? I thought you were a vegetarian.
 {{qf|Lisa}} I didn't. I just wanted to leave.
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 {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Willie hears ya. Willie don't care.
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-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''(to Edna)'' I've always admired your tart honesty and ability to be personally offended by broad social trends.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[to Edna]'' I've always admired your tart honesty and ability to be personally offended by broad social trends.
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 {{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} Just a minute, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
 {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!
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 {{qf|Nelson}} A birthday party? ''[makes raspberry noise, and shoves the invitation to the floor]''
 {{qf|Martin}} ''[picks it up, and puts it back on the desk]'' Here you are, Nelson.
 :''[Nelson raspberries again and knocks it back to the floor.]''
 {{qf|Martin}} ''[picks up the invitation and puts it back on the desk]'' Here you are, Nelson.
 {{qf|Nelson}} I said ''[raspberry]''.
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 :''[Bart keeps Mrs. Skinner company while Principal Skinner's on his date.]''
 {{qf|[[Mrs. Skinner]]}} I collect pictures of cakes that I clip out of the magazines. It all started in 1941 when "Good Housekeeping" featured a photo of a lovely cake. ''[opens album]''
 {{qf|Bart}} You wouldn't happen to have any real cakes around here, would you?
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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Bart!
 {{qf|Bart}} Oh... ''[shudders]'' I love you, Edna Krabappel.
 :''[The entire class laughs at him]''
 {{qf|[[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]}} ''[in a sing-song tone]'' Bart's going to marry the teacher.
 {{qf|Nelson}} Where are you registered, Simpson?
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 :''[Bart escorts his class to the janitor's closet.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Okay, crew, set your faces to stunned. ''[opens the door which reveals Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel kissing. They look up horrified. Mrs. Krabappel tries to pull her skirt back down her leg, but it scoots back up]''
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[to the kids]'' Um, uh, school dismissed!
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 {{qf|Krusty}} Oh, that's for sure.
 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} I'm, uh, I'm inclined to agree.
-{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Ach! I'll never look at him the same again.
+{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Ach! I'll never look at him the same again.
 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} That was more than I wanted to know.
 {{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} ''[clears throat]'' Okay, well um, Edna, Seymour, in light of these uh, uh, revelations, I uh, suppose we uh, overreacted.
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Do we have our jobs back?
 {{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} What? Oh yes, yes, sure. Just uh, you know, keep the lewdness to a minimum. ''[hurries off]''
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 {{qf|Martin}} Now Bart uh. You must promise not to fall in love with me
 :''[The entire class burst out laughing.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[furiously]'' Oh now Martin's now screwing off me. That is it! ''[stands up]'' Listen up everybody follow me! ''[walks out of the classroom and his classmates follows him]''
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 :''[Bart enters Principal's Skinner's office as Skinner begins packing his things into his box]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[sadly]'' You wanna to see me Principal Skinner?
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[nods his head]'' It's Mr. Skinner now. I'm just a man. Bart uh, I want to apologize for the operate position Edna and i put in your help make our love possible. I don't know what to do without you ''[pause and pats Bart on the head]'' now so long. ''[Skinner picks his box and steps out of the office]''
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 {{qf|Bart}} He spent your whole life following orders from your mother, the armies, Superintendent Chalmers just once man stand up youself.
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Okay
 :''[Mrs. Krabappel passes by carrying her box of her things.]''
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Let's go Seymour.
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Okay Edna. I-- No wait. ''[drops his box]'' We're not going anywhere! ''[Mrs. Krabappel stops at the moment]'' I gonna do what Bart should told me to do a long time ago!
 {{Season 8|Q}}

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 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} That's okay. I don't entertain much. Usually it's just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three.
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[laughs]'' You know, I always thought I'd fall for a woman just like mother, even though I didn't want to. And now that I haven't, I've discovered what true happiness can be, Edna.
-{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} ''[gets up]'' Seymour,swallow that applesauce and kiss me.
+{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} ''[gets up]'' Seymour, swallow that applesauce and kiss me.
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} I'm afraid I already swallowed it while you were talking. ''[The two of them embrace and roll down to the floor]''.
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