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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span>replaced: [[Popo → {{ap|Popo|Gorillas on the Mast</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 12:25, August 13, 2023</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l31" >Line 31:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 31:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Uh, yeah, I think that's a balloon, Chief.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Uh, yeah, I think that's a balloon, Chief.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|{{Ch|Jane Goodall}}}} <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Popo|Lolo<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>. That's what they called her in captivity, but I've given her a new name, one worthy of such a magnificent creature: Popo.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|{{Ch|Jane Goodall}}}} <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{ap|</ins>Popo<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">|Gorillas on the Mast</ins>|Lolo<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">}}</ins>. That's what they called her in captivity, but I've given her a new name, one worthy of such a magnificent creature: Popo.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Lisa}} And may I just tell you, you've always been my hero.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Lisa}} And may I just tell you, you've always been my hero.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Jane Goodall}} Thank you. But I wonder, how many female scientists have you told they're your hero?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Jane Goodall}} Thank you. But I wonder, how many female scientists have you told they're your hero?</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XXX|Marge the Lumberjill}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Sweetie, if they&#039;re so unhappy, why are they wagging their tails? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XXX|Marge the Lumberjill}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sweetie, if they're so unhappy, why are they wagging their tails?<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That's how fish swim.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, I say they're happy.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Boat salesman]]}} I don't know what you do for a living, but me? I'm in the dream business.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I thought you sold boats. Make up your mind, liar.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} We did it. We set a captive animal free. Pretty cool, huh, Bart?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Look how happy that thing is. Lis, this is a new feeling. We helped a whale be free and now I feel wonderful.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} What you're searching for is &quot;altruism.&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Okay, guess whose boat this is.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I hope it's not [[Johnny Depp]]'s. He's already in so much financial trouble.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Brace yourself, baby. It's ours.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[gasps]'' You bought this boat?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} No. We bought this boat. You just weren't aware.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What do you think, Dad?<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} ''[crying]'' Oh, you did it, son. You actually did it. You found a parking spot at the marina. Oh, I never...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} No, Dad. I got a boat. Get on.<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} Oh, sure. I-- Wait a minute. You're gonna kill me and dump me overboard. Well, fine. Here's my will.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Carlotta Carlson]]}} You know, I thought we were just dating casually. It wasn't going anywhere. But now, will you marry me?<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} ''[stammers]'' I, uh... ''[leaps off the boat]'' This is not a no!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} A gorilla mysteriously freed from the [[Springfield Zoo]] is wreaking havoc all over town. The police, as always, are useless.<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Not true, Kent. We've located the gorilla. He's on the top of a store next to a sign reading, &quot;You'll Go Ape For Our Bargains.&quot;<br /> {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Uh, yeah, I think that's a balloon, Chief.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Jane Goodall}}}} [[Popo|Lolo]]. That's what they called her in captivity, but I've given her a new name, one worthy of such a magnificent creature: Popo.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} And may I just tell you, you've always been my hero.<br /> {{qf|Jane Goodall}} Thank you. But I wonder, how many female scientists have you told they're your hero?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} In your field? Um, only three.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} I'm glad you've come to understand the importance of altruism.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Altruism rocks! Like when you let something go and it smashes everything. Next, I want to altruism a rhino. Then I'm gonna altruism a robot with sledgehammers for hands. Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch the whole world altruism.<br /> <br /> {{Season 31|Q}}</div>

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