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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hmm. I can't believe you're reading when there's so much great stuff on TV.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Hmm, you're right. It is the golden age of well-written, brilliantly-acted TV shows.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Writing is for bathroom walls, and acting is for getting out of DUIs. The only reason TV exists is for reality shows about white-trash scuzzbags doing subhuman, made-up jobs.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' I think your dad might be gay.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, that's insane. My dad was married to a woman who left him because he ignored her needs for decades. Ah, my gay dad is gay for gays.
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Are you "Wrinkled and Romantic"?
:'''[[Abe]]:''' Huh? What the heck are you talking about, Spectacles?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Oh, I've been hung up on someone for years, but I'm trapped in the friend zone. It's time for me to move on.
:'''[[Abe]]:''' So move on. You're blocking the ducks.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Don't you want to be happy, Abe? Admit who you are, a wonderful gay man.
:'''[[Abe]]:''' What?! I don't ride sidesaddle! I'm straight as a submarine!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Why do you think bad guys are so cool?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Why do you still have a thing for Nelson?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm not! That's ridiculous! I just... it's that... he, uh... He's a rebel, and only I can change him!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' I don't care if Bart is a wrestler, a busboy, or even a stoplight squeegee man, as long as he's a nice person. But if he gets too much attention for acting bad, he might turn bad on the inside.
:'''[[Abe]]:''' Eh, that's women-talk. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to comb out my curls! One... two... three...
{{Season 24|Q}}

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 {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Hey Simpson, tell your kid to quit showboating!
-{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} I've never seen anyone so full of self-regard! And I've worked with [[Bob Balaban]]!
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} I've never seen anyone so full of self-regard! And I've worked with {{Ch|Bob Balaban}}!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Your behavior at that game was unacceptable! You're lucky they gave you your participant trophy.

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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} We spent a thousand dollars on a bunch of old boxes?
 {{qf|Homer}} You won't be laughing when these boxes are full of priceless treasures.
-{{qf|Marge}} I wasn't laughing -- I was being worried.
+{{qf|Marge}} I wasn't laughing—I was being worried.
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 {{qf|Marge}} I think your dad might be gay.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Why do you think bad guys are so cool?
 {{qf|Bart}} Why do you still have a thing for [[Nelson]]?
-{{qf|Lisa}} Do not. That's ridiculous-- It's just-- It's that-- He's-- He's a rebel and only I can change him!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Do not. That's ridiculous—It's just—It's that—He's-- He's a rebel and only I can change him!
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 {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Hey Simpson, tell your kid to quit showboating!
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 {{qf|Grampa}} Eh, that's women-talk. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to comb out my curls. One, two, three...
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-{{qf|Grampa}} I ain't a heel no more -- I'm a good guy... and you're a baby-face.
+{{qf|Grampa}} I ain't a heel no more—I'm a good guy... and you're a baby-face.
 {{qf|Bart}} But, but, what about the cheating?
 {{qf|Grampa}} No more cheating.

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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hmm. I can't believe you're reading when there's so much great stuff on TV.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} We're gonna get rich off the poor and forgetful! And dead people.
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I think your dad might be gay.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We spent a thousand dollars on a bunch of old boxes?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, that's insane. My dad was married to a woman who left him because he ignored her needs for decades. Ah, my gay dad is gay for gays.
+{{qf|Homer}} You won't be laughing when these boxes are full of priceless treasures.
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-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Are you "Wrinkled and Romantic"?
+{{qf|Marge}} I think your dad might be gay.
-:'''[[Abe]]:''' Huh? What the heck are you talking about, Spectacles?
+{{qf|Homer}} That's insane! My dad was married to a woman... who left him... because he ignored her needs for decades. ''[realizing moans]'' My gay dad is gay for gays.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Why do you think bad guys are so cool?
+{{qf|Marge}} Your dad's been in the closet for so long, he probably doesn't know how tolerant society's become. They even had a gay float in the Pride Parade last year.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Why do you still have a thing for Nelson?
+{{qf|Homer}} My dad's always been so angry. Maybe if we help him be who he is, he'll finally be happy.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm not! That's ridiculous! I just... it's that... he, uh... He's a rebel, and only I can change him!
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh Homie, you're so... enlightened.
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I don't care if Bart is a wrestler, a busboy, or even a stoplight squeegee man, as long as he's a nice person. But if he gets too much attention for acting bad, he might turn bad on the inside.
+{{qf|Marge}} Your father wasted his whole life being married to your mother and having you. We've got to find him a boyfriend before it's too late!
-:'''[[Abe]]:''' Eh, that's women-talk. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to comb out my curls! One... two... three...
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why don't you put a personal ad on the internet? That's how young people date these days.
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