Goodpizzas - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:15, April 18, 2025

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Goodpizzas |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOU|The Simpsanos}} |requirements = |characters = Mike Wegman, Homer |optional = Fat Tony,..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Goodpizzas
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOU|The Simpsanos}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Mike Wegman]], [[Homer]]
|optional = [[Fat Tony]], [[Professor Frink]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Goodpizzas''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} content update. It requires [[Mike Wegman]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mike Wegman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Mike Wegman, how is the sports book and pizza truck business?}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Homer J. Simpsons! The greatest mentor in the history of mentorhood!}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}sniff* I'm not cryin'. I got something in my eye. No, I'm lying. I'm just so moved to be mentored by the greatest man in the history of mentoring.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You're making me blush.}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I gotta be honest with ya, Homer, things are not good. Online sports betting is killing my book. And for some reason, customers would rather buy an entire pizza instead of eight individual slices.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What is wrong with the people these days.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Don't worry, Mike. Homer J. Simpsons and tomacco are here to save the day!}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}sniff* I…I got something in my eye again. Nah, I'm lying again' cause I'm overwhelmed with love and hope right now.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Is it too late to adopt you and get rid of my other kids?}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}crying* It's never too late, you giant magical mentor!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Brainstorm Business Solutions|4 hours|[[Mike's Slices Pizza Truck]] or [[Mike Wegman Center]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Mike Wegman Lie About Getting Something Else in His Eye|4 hours|[[Mike's Slices Pizza Truck]] or [[Mike Wegman Center]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Deep-fried betting slips?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Your bettors can literally eat their losses!}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|What did I ever do to deserve such genius?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mike Wegman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|They're crispy but the frying does make the betting slips unreadable.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I've let you down, Mike.}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I don't accept apologies from Homer J. Simpsons 'cause he has never failed at anything in his life!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|{{*}}sniffs* Now I got something in MY eye.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mike Wegman Try to Drum Up Business|4 hours}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Imagine He's as Awesome as Mike Thinks He Is|4 hours|[[Mike's Slices Pizza Truck]] or [[Mike Wegman Center]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mike Wegman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Hello, Michael. I'm here for my slice.}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Of my pizza pie? Or my profits? They both come with extra cheese.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|I just want my cut of your money, please.}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Tony, I don't have the money. I'm not going to insult you with excuses. I'm going to insult you by begging for mercy.}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Please don't break my legs!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|We don't break legs.}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}big sigh* What a relief.}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|We start by breaking one arm.}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|With intact legs, you can still drive, go to work, and get us our money.}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You thugs are a very considerate bunch. Thanks.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mike Wegman Beg For His Life|4 hours|[[Mike's Slices Pizza Truck]] or [[Mike Wegman Center]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Figure Out Modern Racket Sports|4 hours|[[Mike's Slices Pizza Truck]] or [[Mike Wegman Center]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I don't know how to beg for my life so maybe we could figure it out over a game of pickleball.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What the hell is pickleball?}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I don't know either. I just thought mentioning pickles and balls might distract you.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Game on.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mike Wegman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Kinda funny. Online sports betting and full-size pizzas have killed my business and now you're gonna kill me!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Relax, Mike. We only kill horses and put 'em in your bed. But even that makes me yawn.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|So this time we're going to do something worse. We're gonna forgive you.}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|NOOOOOO don't!—huh-wha?!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Pity Mike Wegman|4 hours|[[Mike's Slices Pizza Truck]] or [[Mike Wegman Center]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Mike Wegman Hate Being Pitied|4 hours|[[Mike's Slices Pizza Truck]] or [[Mike Wegman Center]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Online sports betting is a juggernaut.}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}on phone* I just parlayed the over/under on the Isotopes' game with the spread on the Atoms' game and the number of clichés the coach is going to drop in the postgame presser!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're betting online?}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|It's irresistible, boss!}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I don't need your pity, Tony. I'm going to find a way to save my business and get you your money! *storms out*}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|What's wrong with this picture?}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I forgot to tie him up, didn't I?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mike Wegman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If I'm going to save my business, I'll need the help of the one man in Springfield who is smarter than Homer J. Simpsons.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hush your mouth!}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}rings doorbell*}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Coming! I'm coming! Annnd… I'm here!}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Professor Frink, I need a science miracle to save my business from online gambling and jerks who buy whole pizzas.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Hot slices with cheeses that pleases — hoy glayvin!}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|EXACTLY! This man gets it.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I've got just the thing!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Frink Show Off His Latest Invention|4 hours|[[Frink's House]], [[Frink's Lab]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Mike Wegman Try the Pizzatronic Pizza Maker|4 hours}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Random Pizza Slices|4 hours|[[Frink's House]], [[Frink's Lab]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wow! They're lined up for your pizza truck again, Mike!}}
{{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Frink is nuts, but his Pizzatronic is a hit.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And now people can bet on the pizza toppings they're getting}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Yay}}
{{TB|Pineapple and ham at 40 to 1? Oh, yeah!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I parlayed that with a slice of sausage and anchovies! I won sixty bucks and a bucket of hot wings.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{Tapped Out Quests/The Simpsanos}}

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 {{TB|Homer J. Simpsons! The greatest mentor in the history of mentorhood!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|{{*}}sniff* I'm not cryin'. I got something in my eye. No, I'm lying. I'm just so moved to be mentored by the greatest man in the history of mentoring.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}sniff{{*}} I'm not cryin'. I got something in my eye. No, I'm lying. I'm just so moved to be mentored by the greatest man in the history of mentoring.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|You're making me blush.}}
@@ Line 33: / Line 33: @@
 {{TB|Don't worry, Mike. Homer J. Simpsons and tomacco are here to save the day!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}sniff* I…I got something in my eye again. Nah, I'm lying again' cause I'm overwhelmed with love and hope right now.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}sniff{{*}} I...I got something in my eye again. Nah, I'm lying again' cause I'm overwhelmed with love and hope right now.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
 {{TB|Is it too late to adopt you and get rid of my other kids?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|{{*}}crying* It's never too late, you giant magical mentor!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}crying{{*}} It's never too late, you giant magical mentor!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Brainstorm Business Solutions|4 hours|[[Mike's Slices Pizza Truck]] or [[Mike Wegman Center]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mike Wegman Lie About Getting Something Else in His Eye|4 hours|[[Mike's Slices Pizza Truck]] or [[Mike Wegman Center]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Confused}}
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 {{TB|I don't accept apologies from Homer J. Simpsons 'cause he has never failed at anything in his life!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Nervous}}
-{{TB|{{*}}sniffs* Now I got something in MY eye.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}sniffs{{*}} Now I got something in MY eye.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mike Wegman Try to Drum Up Business|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Imagine He's as Awesome as Mike Thinks He Is|4 hours|[[Mike's Slices Pizza Truck]] or [[Mike Wegman Center]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{TB|We don't break legs.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}big sigh* What a relief.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}big sigh{{*}} What a relief.}}
 {{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 {{TB|We start by breaking one arm.}}
@@ Line 113: / Line 113: @@
 {{TB|Online sports betting is a juggernaut.}}
 {{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}on phone* I just parlayed the over/under on the Isotopes' game with the spread on the Atoms' game and the number of clichés the coach is going to drop in the postgame presser!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}on phone{{*}} I just parlayed the over/under on the Isotopes' game with the spread on the Atoms' game and the number of clichés the coach is going to drop in the postgame presser!}}
 {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|You're betting online?}}
@@ Line 119: / Line 119: @@
 {{TB|It's irresistible, boss!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|I don't need your pity, Tony. I'm going to find a way to save my business and get you your money! *storms out*}}
+{{TB|I don't need your pity, Tony. I'm going to find a way to save my business and get you your money! {{*}}storms out{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
 {{TB|What's wrong with this picture?}}
@@ Line 135: / Line 135: @@
 {{TB|Hush your mouth!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}rings doorbell*}}
+{{TB|{{*}}rings doorbell{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
-{{TB|Coming! I'm coming! Annnd… I'm here!}}
+{{TB|Coming! I'm coming! Annnd... I'm here!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mike Wegman Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Professor Frink, I need a science miracle to save my business from online gambling and jerks who buy whole pizzas.}}

Goodpizzas - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:15, April 18, 2025

Solar Dragon at 11:01, May 28, 2024

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (2), * → {{*}} (16), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (7)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Goodpizzas |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOU|The Simpsanos}} |requirements = |characters = Mike Wegman, Homer |optional = Fat Tony,..."

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