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		<title>SolarBot: /* top */replaced: Starbeam → Shapiro</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;‎&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;top: &lt;/span&gt;replaced: Starbeam → Shapiro&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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				&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;← Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 18:47, March 7, 2022&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l26&quot; &gt;Line 26:&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|Ralph}} Hey! Why are you riding girls' bikes?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|Ralph}} Hey! Why are you riding girls' bikes?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} We are?!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} We are?!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|Bart}} Why were you purring when you were asleep?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|Bart}} Why were you purring when you were asleep?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon: Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}}  {{qf|Eddie}} So what caused the riot? {{qf|Krusty}} This punk convinced a birthday party of five-year-olds that our Krusty Kids' Meals were made with...&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;{{TabQ|nogags}}  {{qf|&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Eddie&quot; title=&quot;Eddie&quot;&gt;Eddie&lt;/a&gt;}} So what caused the riot? {{qf|&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Krusty&quot; class=&quot;mw-redirect&quot; title=&quot;Krusty&quot;&gt;Krusty&lt;/a&gt;}} This punk convinced a birthday party of five-year-olds that our Krusty Kids&amp;#039; Meals were made with...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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{{qf|[[Eddie]]}} So what caused the riot?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} This punk convinced a birthday party of five-year-olds that our Krusty Kids' Meals were made with real kids!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I was just telling them what the Internet told me.&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Krusty}} The only kids we use are goats... And that's just their horns! We grind them up as seasoning in the curly fries!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} This is your thirteenth strike, Bart! Here's the deal. You can go to Juvenile Hall...&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Bart}} [Gulp!]&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ...Or you can join the police in a new crime-fighting division called &amp;quot;Kid Cops!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Bart}} Say what now?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Hi, partner!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Ralphie's birthday wish was to be a police officer, but I don't want him doing this alone... He's not the brightest bulb in the pack!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Bart}} So that's my choice? Juvie or hanging out with Ralph?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Bart}} I'm thinking, I'm thinking!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ''[in thought bubble]'' Remember, if Ralphie gets hurt in any way, you're off to juvie!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Bart}} You didn't say that before!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ''[in thought bubble]'' I forgot. That's why I'm saying it in your thoughts now!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Bart}} Don't look down that alley unless you've got a strong stomach, kid!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Please! Arrest me and take me anywhere with a shower!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Ralph}} Hey! Why are you riding girls' bikes?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} We are?!!!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Aaah! Jump off!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Bart}} Why were you purring when you were asleep?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Ralph}} I dreamed I was a kitty cop!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Ralph}} I play by my own rules in [[Scrabble]] because I can't remember the real ones. Whoever eats the most vowels wins!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Ralph}} Yay! It's Kid Cops Two! The Squeakquel!&lt;br /&gt;
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