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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Gone to the Dogs
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Gone to the Dogs Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Dog Days}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = GoneToTheDogs
|id = 257006 - 257010
|previous = [[Danger in Numbers]]
|next = [[Lost the Translation]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Gone to the Dogs''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Dog Days}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between June 24, [[2022]] and July 20, 2022|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}woof{{*}} Chief, we've tripled the arrests since taking over for those buffoons!}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} They should have quadrupled!}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}arf{{*}} We need more feet in the street… I mean paws.}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}ruff{{*}} {{*}}woof{{*}} We need to head to the rough part of town and scrounge up some real muscle from the junkyard.}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} On my way, Chief.}}
{{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
{{TB|Meanwhile, in the basement…}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Alright, I'm willing to concede that we may have lost control here.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Eating their dog food is helping no one.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|We're gonna need an expert.}}
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
{{TB|An expert is how we got into this mess in the first place.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Then we're gonna need someone who's more — experter.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Collars|145}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Try to Think of Someone More Experter|4 hours|the [[Police Station]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lou Get New Orders From Laddie|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lou]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Eddie Get New Orders From Laddie|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Eddie]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I've got it! We hire a dog whisperer who will then whisper to us what they're up to!}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispers{{*}} But you can't hear whispers.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What's that, Lou?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Or we hire a LOUD dog behavior expert to trick the dogs into giving the power back to us.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|These dogs are pretty smart. Do you really think an expert can outsmart them?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Pfft, just leave it to me, Lou.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|By which I mean the expert. But leave it to me to hire the expert – and then we'll leave it all up to the expert.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Very confusing, but most of your plans are.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Rosa Barks]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|So you're from the Dognitive Behavioral Therapy Institute?}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
{{TB|That's right. Elaine Wolff. I specialize in Dognitive Behavioral Therapy.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I don't want to hear that again so please proceed.}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
{{TB|I'm a firm believer in getting inside the mind of a dog to really analyze their motivations. I can solve your pooch problem by bringing in an expert.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I thought YOU were the expert?}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
{{TB|On why dogs scooch their butts across the carpet, not canine hierarchical power structures. This requires the big guns.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Collars|145}} {{Task/Optional|Make Elaine Wolff Consult With Crazy Dog Man|4 hours|the [[Dognitive Behavioral Therapy Institute]]|char=[[Elaine Wolff]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Get Budget Approval for the Big Guns|4 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Crazy Dog Man Icon}}
{{TB|Hraaarjjkjrjar! {{*}}throws dog{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
{{TB|I hear what you're saying. So, the power structure has limits?}}
{{Tapped Out Crazy Dog Man Icon}}
{{TB|Skrajjkjhewaarjh! {{*}}throws two dogs{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
{{TB|Of course. The carrot and the stick. It's classic behavioral conditioning.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You can understand him?}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
{{TB|When you're married to a crazy person for ten years, you pick up some things.}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Karagibukaaaa! I just told him that last month's alimony check is still missing.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Crazy Dog Man]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, we're using the carrot and the stick approach with the dogs.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|We give them carrots and sticks?}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
{{TB|No. The "carrot" is the reward for behavior we desire. We'll entice them with things doggies love.}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
{{TB|Dog parks, snack dispensers, and pig's ears…}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I like those things too!}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|They're not meant for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No fair! Can I at least have a stick?}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There are no sticks. It's a metaphor.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I can't fetch a metaphor!}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine. Fetch some sticks.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I'll keep an eye on him.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Collars|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Gather Sticks|4 hours|{{TOG|Trees}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Elaine Wolff Oversee Construction of "Carrots"|4 hours|the [[Dognitive Behavioral Therapy Institute]]|char=[[Elaine Wolff]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lou Turn to the Camera and Make a Face|4 hours|the [[Police Station]]|char=[[Lou]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Simpson, is it true that on the 14th of October you said to your dog, and I quote, "Who's a good boy?"}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Detective, is there a problem with that?}}
{{Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon}}
{{TB|I'm the one asking the questions, ma'am.}}
{{Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon}}
{{TB|Now Mr. Simpson, is your dog, in fact, a good boy?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sweating}}
{{TB|No, I lied. I only said that to convince someone to buy him from us.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Breaking}}
{{TB|He's a bad boy…he's a really bad boy.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Homer, how could you?!}}
{{Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon}}
{{TB|That's all the questions for now. Your family needs some room to heal.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Springfield Dog Park]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Are the carrots distracting the dogs so that we can take back our precinct?}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Um…}}
{{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
{{TB|Meanwhile, at the Police Station…}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} The humans are accepting our rule. We've even received snack dispensers and pig's ears.}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|And have you visited the new Springfield Dog Park? {{*}}woof{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|I've already left messages for the others on fire hydrants there.}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|Now it's time to smack the humans with the rolled-up newspaper of our superiority. {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} And you've brought more muscle from the junkyard. {{*}}woof{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Dog}}
{{TB|{{*}}woof{{*}} Just tell me who I gotta bite.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Dog}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} Finally, it's my turn to lift my leg of rule on the humans!}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} Then take to the streets! Clamp the jaws of authority on any human that questions you! {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
{{TB|Meanwhile…}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
{{TB|Um…yeah. We're still cooking the carrots…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Collars|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Wait Patiently on Dog Psychology|4 hours|the [[Police Station]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Elaine Wolff Give More "Carrots"|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Elaine Wolff]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Answer More of McGriff's Questions|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lou Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs|4 hours|char=[[Lou]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Eddie Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs|4 hours|char=[[Eddie]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Emily Winthrop Check in to See How Things Are Going|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Emily Winthrop]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I feel like this is not quite going according to plan.}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}fighting off dogs{{*}} You think?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe we should try the actual sticks now?}}
{{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I'm way ahead of you! {{*}}swings a stick{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}ruff{{*}} Attacking an officer of the paw is a crime! You're going downtown. {{*}}handcuffs Elaine Wolff{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
{{TB|Meanwhile, at the Simpson house…}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Things have gone to the dogs! Meaning police dogs are locking up anyone who refuses to give treats!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|And they're planting evidence of chewed-up homework on humans to deflect blame from dogs!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}
{{TB|Actually, I mighta ate one of your history papers. Mmm… Louisiana Purchase.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Dog Playground]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm tired of everyone in town complaining that I created a terrifying police dog state.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|What are you gonna do about it?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Nothing. I just wanted to say I'm really tired.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We should get out of here. I hear the dogs coming.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Collars|185}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Hide From the Dogs|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lou Hide From the Dogs|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lou]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Eddie Hide From the Dogs|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Eddie]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Elaine Wolff Use Her One Phone Call|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Elaine Wolff]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mobile Phone Icon|Elaine Wolff}}
{{TB|Chief Wiggum?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Elaine? I thought they arrested you? Wait. You're a fool if you used your one phone call to call me.}}
{{Tapped Out Mobile Phone Icon|Elaine Wolff}}
{{TB|Then I'm a fool. Just get me out of this!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Well, I'm kinda tied up right now. Yes, the dogs caught me and tied me up.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Who knew dogs could tie knots?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Cheep, Cheep, Cheap!]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Dog Days}}

@@ Line 25: / Line 25: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} They should have quadrupled!}}
 {{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}arf{{*}} We need more feet in the street… I mean paws.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}arf{{*}} We need more feet in the street... I mean paws.}}
 {{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}ruff{{*}} {{*}}woof{{*}} We need to head to the rough part of town and scrounge up some real muscle from the junkyard.}}
@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} On my way, Chief.}}
 {{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
-{{TB|Meanwhile, in the basement…}}
+{{TB|Meanwhile, in the basement...}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}
 {{TB|Alright, I'm willing to concede that we may have lost control here.}}
@@ Line 105: / Line 105: @@
 {{TB|No. The "carrot" is the reward for behavior we desire. We'll entice them with things doggies love.}}
 {{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
-{{TB|Dog parks, snack dispensers, and pig's ears…}}
+{{TB|Dog parks, snack dispensers, and pig's ears...}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|I like those things too!}}
@@ Line 134: / Line 134: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Breaking}}
-{{TB|He's a bad boy…he's a really bad boy.}}
+{{TB|He's a bad boy...he's a really bad boy.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Homer, how could you?!}}
@@ Line 148: / Line 148: @@
 {{TB|Are the carrots distracting the dogs so that we can take back our precinct?}}
 {{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Um…}}
+{{TB|Um...}}
 {{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
-{{TB|Meanwhile, at the Police Station…}}
+{{TB|Meanwhile, at the Police Station...}}
 {{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} The humans are accepting our rule. We've even received snack dispensers and pig's ears.}}
@@ Line 168: / Line 168: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} Then take to the streets! Clamp the jaws of authority on any human that questions you! {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
 {{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
-{{TB|Meanwhile…}}
+{{TB|Meanwhile...}}
 {{Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon}}
-{{TB|Um…yeah. We're still cooking the carrots…}}
+{{TB|Um...yeah. We're still cooking the carrots...}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Collars|125}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Wait Patiently on Dog Psychology|4 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Elaine Wolff Give More "Carrots"|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Elaine Wolff]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Answer More of McGriff's Questions|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs|4 hours|char=[[Lou]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Eddie Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs|4 hours|char=[[Eddie]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Emily Winthrop Check in to See How Things Are Going|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Emily Winthrop]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
@@ Line 183: / Line 183: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}ruff{{*}} Attacking an officer of the paw is a crime! You're going downtown. {{*}}handcuffs Elaine Wolff{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
 {{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
-{{TB|Meanwhile, at the Simpson house…}}
+{{TB|Meanwhile, at the Simpson house...}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
 {{TB|Things have gone to the dogs! Meaning police dogs are locking up anyone who refuses to give treats!}}
@@ Line 189: / Line 189: @@
 {{TB|And they're planting evidence of chewed-up homework on humans to deflect blame from dogs!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}
-{{TB|Actually, I mighta ate one of your history papers. Mmm… Louisiana Purchase.}}
+{{TB|Actually, I mighta ate one of your history papers. Mmm... Louisiana Purchase.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Dog Playground]]|colspan=2}}
 }}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Dog Days}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Wiggum]], [[Homer]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Elaine Wolff]], [[Emily Winthrop]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = GoneToTheDogs
 |id = 257006 - 257010
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|Between June 24, [[2022]] and July 20, 2022|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
@@ Line 216: / Line 216: @@
 {{TB|Who knew dogs could tie knots?}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Cheep, Cheep, Cheap!]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Dog Days}}