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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Kirk:''' Milhouse, I need you to mail this right away. It's your mother's alimony check. :'''Milhouse:''' Mrs. Poo-Ann van Houten? ---- :'''Mil..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Kirk:''' Milhouse, I need you to mail this right away. It's your mother's alimony check. :'''Milhouse:''' Mrs. Poo-Ann van Houten? ---- :'''Mil..."

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:'''[[Kirk]]:''' Milhouse, I need you to mail this right away. It's your mother's alimony check.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Mrs. Poo-Ann van Houten?
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Help! Bart, I'm trapped! I can't get out!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hang on, man. I'll go find the mailman!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Hurry! I'm starting to freak out!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Keep cool, dude!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I brought back the mailman, Milhouse!
:'''Mailman:''' You stupid kids cost me my lunch break!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' The sun! I thought I whould never see the sun again!
:'''Mailman:''' Now I've got the come all the way back here again in another hour to pick up the stupid mail!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Martin! You won't believe what just happened! I was giving Milhouse a boost up to reach the mailbox like this, see?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' When the lid thingy broke of fand fell inside.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' So I give him an extra shove to reach inside and grab the lid.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' And then I fell in... ...like this.
:'''Sound:''' Thunk!
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Martin! Go get the mailman!
:'''[[Martin]]:''' No siree! Whoever, knowing that an offense against the United States Postal service has been committed, receives, relieves, comforts or assists the offender to hinder or prevent his or her apprehension, trail, or punishment is an accessory after the fact and, except as otherwise expressly provided by an act of congress, is subject to punishment by fines and/or possible prision sentences! Good day yo you, sir!
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Think Happy Thoughts!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hmmm... Man, the novelty sure wears off fast.

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-:'''[[Kirk]]:''' Milhouse, I need you to mail this right away. It's your mother's alimony check.
+{{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Milhouse, I need you to mail this right away. It's your mother's alimony check.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Mrs. Poo-Ann van Houten?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Mrs. Poo-Ann van Houten?
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Help! Bart, I'm trapped! I can't get out!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Help! Bart, I'm trapped! I can't get out!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hang on, man. I'll go find the mailman!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hang on, man. I'll go find the mailman!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Hurry! I'm starting to freak out!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Hurry! I'm starting to freak out!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Keep cool, dude!
+{{qf|Bart}} Keep cool, dude!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I brought back the mailman, Milhouse!
+{{qf|Bart}} I brought back the mailman, Milhouse!
-:'''Mailman:''' You stupid kids cost me my lunch break!
+{{qf|Mailman}} You stupid kids cost me my lunch break!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' The sun! I thought I whould never see the sun again!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} The sun! I thought I whould never see the sun again!
-:'''Mailman:''' Now I've got the come all the way back here again in another hour to pick up the stupid mail!
+{{qf|Mailman}} Now I've got the come all the way back here again in another hour to pick up the stupid mail!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Martin! You won't believe what just happened! I was giving Milhouse a boost up to reach the mailbox like this, see?
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Martin! You won't believe what just happened! I was giving Milhouse a boost up to reach the mailbox like this, see?
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' When the lid thingy broke of fand fell inside.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} When the lid thingy broke of fand fell inside.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' So I give him an extra shove to reach inside and grab the lid.
+{{qf|Bart}} So I give him an extra shove to reach inside and grab the lid.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' And then I fell in... like this.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} And then I fell in... like this.
-:'''Sound:''' Thunk!
+{{qf|Sound}} Thunk!
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Martin! Go get the mailman!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Martin! Go get the mailman!
-:'''[[Martin]]:''' No siree! Whoever, knowing that an offense against the United States Postal service has been committed, receives, relieves, comforts or assists the offender to hinder or prevent his or her apprehension, trail, or punishment is an accessory after the fact and, except as otherwise expressly provided by an act of congress, is subject to punishment by fines and/or possible prision sentences! Good day yo you, sir!
+{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} No siree! Whoever, knowing that an offense against the United States Postal service has been committed, receives, relieves, comforts or assists the offender to hinder or prevent his or her apprehension, trail, or punishment is an accessory after the fact and, except as otherwise expressly provided by an act of congress, is subject to punishment by fines and/or possible prison sentences! Good day yo you, sir!
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Think Happy Thoughts!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Think Happy Thoughts!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hmmm... Man, the novelty sure wears off fast.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hmmm... Man, the novelty sure wears off fast.

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