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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Krusty" class="mw-redirect" title="Krusty">Krusty</a>}} ...So, you say you helped me with my big comeback, and you reunited me with my father, and you were my assistant? Sorry, kid. You ain&#039;t ring...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} ...So, you say you helped me with my big comeback, and you reunited me with my father, and you were my assistant? Sorry, kid. You ain't ringing no cow bells.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} It doesn't matter, Krusty. I came today because I'm looking to do more with my class clowning. You know, really push the envelope...? So, when did you first realize that you had a bright future in making other people look stupid?<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} Well...first, you gotta ignore all that gunkus my ghost writers put in the book...that stuff's all just made up! Here's what really happened...!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Herschel}} Here's a shiny apple for you, Mrs. Skinner. I picked it myself!<br /> {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Why, thank you, Herschel. You're always so thoughtful!<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} See, back then, I wasn't as side-splittingly hilarious as I am now! In fact, I was a perfect little angel!<br /> {{qf|Herschel}} I also finished this little project for extra credit. I hope that's no inconvenience to you!<br /> {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} Why, Herschel, you're my very best student! Now take your seat, please...<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} ''[narrating]'' You get the picture--I was a sucker! Little did I know that destiny was about to open the door...<br /> {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} And now, I have a little surprise: a new student will be joining our class... ...and his name is Ned Flanders!<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-diddly-ho, square-a-reenos!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} Ned Flanders! Did you just make that obscene noise?!?!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Quick! Hide this!<br /> {{qf|Herschel}} Wha...?<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Peeeeeeeew, Mrs. Skinner! You musta had beans for breakfast!<br /> {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} That's my last warning, Ned. You try one more funny stunt in my classroom, and I'll make sure you're expelled for good!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Surf's up, everyone!<br /> {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} Eh...?<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Look out! There's a crazy ol' grey-haired shark in the water!<br /> {{qf|Girl}} We love you, Ned!<br /> {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} Oh, my lord!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} ''[narrating]'' The kids all looked so sad...they barely knew Ned, but they already missed him so much!<br /> {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} ...And let this be a lesson for you all: school is no place for fun! I'll tolerate no laughter in my classroom. Understood?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} I don't believe it! Herschel, how could you? Answer me, young man! Herschel, are you listening to me?!?<br /> {{qf|Girl}} Stinky Mrs. Skinner!<br /> {{qf|Herschel}} No. Not Herschel anymore. Call me... ...Krusty!!! Hey, hey, kids! Hahahaha!<br /> {{qf|Mrs. Skinner}} [GASP!]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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