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== Quotes ==
*'''Chalmers:''' "Skinner, you've got to deal with these kooks." '''Skinner:''' "Don't worry, I have a plan: pretend I agree with them." '''Chalmers:''' "Well, you'd better hurry." ''(pointing to his car)'' "Look what they've done to your car." '''Skinner:''' "No, that's how its always looks." '''Chalmers:''' "Oh, how sad."

*'''Skinner:''' "Today, we celebrate the first of many, many, many, many diversity forums. Why is it that women 'appear' to be worse at math than men? What is the source of this 'illusion' or as I call it, the biggest lie ever told." '''Lindsey Naegle:''' "You're a worse version of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler Hitler]!" '''Skinner:''' "Please believe me. I-I understand the problem of women." ''(he moves from behind the podium revealing he's wearing a purple dress and purple heels)'' "See." ''(the audience gasps)'' '''Nelson:''' "Ha, ha!" ''(sing-songy)'' "The principal's a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transvestism tranny]." '''Skinner:''' "Am I wearing women's clothes? I didn't notice. When I look in my closet, I don't see male clothes or female clothes. They're all the same." '''Edna Krabappel:''' "Are you saying that men and women are identical?" '''Skinner:''' "Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way." '''Lindsey Naegle:''' "Now he's saying men and women ''aren't'' equal!" '''Skinner:''' "No, no, no! It's the differences of which there are none that makes the sameness exceptional. Just tell me what to say!" ''(he starts to breathe heavily then pass out)'' '''Chalmers:''' "Oh dear. Um, attention students. Due to nervous exhaustion and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verbal_diarrhea diarrhea of the mouth]... ''"(the students start laughing)'' "Yes, yes, yes. I said [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarrhea diarrhea]."

*'''Lisa:''' "You'd do that for me? That's so sweet!" ''(hugs him)'' '''Bart:''' ''(pushes her away)'' "You're a boy. Nothing is sweet." ''(steps on her foot)'' '''Lisa:''' "Ow! That hurt!" '''Bart:''' "Sweet."

*'''Lisa:''' "Principal Skinner?" '''Skinner:''' "That's ''Groundskeeper'' Skinner now." '''Willie:''' "''Assistant'' Groundskeeper, ya moron!"

*'''Ralph:''' "I got hit by Boy Lisa ''and'' Girl Lisa!"

*'''Ralph:''' ''(covered in ants)'' "These dots are itchy!"

*'''Cat:''' ''(singing to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_King Lion King]'s Circle of Life)'' "In the circle, the circle of-" '''Itchy:''' (''Spoken'') "Knife! "''(cuts puppets arms and legs and red [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streamer streamer]s fly out)''

*''(Lisa thinks of math, as they speak to her)'' '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inequality Greater-than-or-equal-to] sign (≥):''' "Do it Lisa! You'll be greater than or equal to boys." '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8_(number) Number eight]:''' "Even though you're only eight ''(flips over to side to become [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity infinity] sign)'', your possibilities are infinite." '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_(number) Number Twenty-Seven]:''' "Twenty-seven!"

*'''Lisa:''' "What are you drawing?" '''Nelson:''' "A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns."

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 {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} You're a worse version of [[Hitler]]!
 {{qf|Skinner}} Please believe me. I-I understand the problem of women. ''[he moves from behind the podium revealing he's wearing a purple dress and purple heels]'' See. ''[the audience gasps]''
-{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Ha, ha! ''[sing-songy]'' The principal's a {{w|Transvestism|tranny}}.
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Ha, ha! ''[sing-songy]'' The principal's a {{W|Transvestism|tranny}}.
 {{qf|Skinner}} Am I wearing women's clothes? I didn't notice. When I look in my closet, I don't see male clothes or female clothes. They're all the same.
 {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Are you saying that men and women are identical?
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 {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} Now he's saying men and women ''aren't'' equal!
 {{qf|Skinner}} No, no, no! It's the differences of which there are none that makes the sameness exceptional. Just tell me what to say! ''[he starts to breathe heavily then pass out]''
-{{qf|Chalmers}} Oh dear. Um, attention students. Due to nervous exhaustion and {{w|Verbal diarrhea|diarrhea of the mouth}}... ''[the students start laughing]'' Yes, yes, yes. I said diarrhea.
+{{qf|Chalmers}} Oh dear. Um, attention students. Due to nervous exhaustion and {{W|Verbal diarrhea|diarrhea of the mouth}}... ''[the students start laughing]'' Yes, yes, yes. I said diarrhea.
 ----
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You'd do that for me? That's so sweet! ''[hugs him]''
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 :''[Lisa thinks of math, as they speak to her.]''
-{{qf|{{w|Inequality|Greater-than-or-equal-to}} sign (≥)}} Do it Lisa! You'll be greater than or equal to boys.
+{{qf|{{W|Inequality|Greater-than-or-equal-to}} sign (≥)}} Do it Lisa! You'll be greater than or equal to boys.
-{{qf|Number eight}} Even though you're only eight ''[flips over to side to become {{w|infinity}} sign]'', your possibilities are infinite.
+{{qf|Number eight}} Even though you're only eight ''[flips over to side to become {{W|infinity}} sign]'', your possibilities are infinite.
 {{qf|Number Twenty-Seven}} Twenty-seven!
 ----

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 {{qf|[[Itchy]]}} ''[Spoken]'' Knife! ''[cuts puppets arms and legs and red streamers fly out]''
 ----
-:''[Lisa thinks of math, as they speak to her]''
+:''[Lisa thinks of math, as they speak to her.]''
 {{qf|{{w|Inequality|Greater-than-or-equal-to}} sign (≥)}} Do it Lisa! You'll be greater than or equal to boys.
 {{qf|Number eight}} Even though you're only eight ''[flips over to side to become {{w|infinity}} sign]'', your possibilities are infinite.

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-:'''[[Chalmers]]:''' Skinner, you've got to deal with these kooks.
+{{qf|[[Chalmers]]}} Skinner, you've got to deal with these kooks.
-:'''[[Skinner]]:''' Don't worry, I have a plan: pretend I agree with them.
+{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} Don't worry, I have a plan: pretend I agree with them.
-:'''Chalmers:''' Well, you'd better hurry. ''[pointing to his car]'' Look what they've done to your car.
+{{qf|Chalmers}} Well, you'd better hurry. ''[pointing to his car]'' Look what they've done to your car.
-:'''Skinner:''' No, that's how its always looks.
+{{qf|Skinner}} No, that's how its always looks.
-:'''Chalmers:''' Oh, how sad.
+{{qf|Chalmers}} Oh, how sad.
 ----
-:'''Skinner:''' Today, we celebrate the first of many, many, many, many diversity forums. Why is it that women 'appear' to be worse at math than men? What is the source of this 'illusion' or as I call it, the biggest lie ever told.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Today, we celebrate the first of many, many, many, many diversity forums. Why is it that women 'appear' to be worse at math than men? What is the source of this 'illusion' or as I call it, the biggest lie ever told.
-:'''[[Lindsey Naegle]]:''' You're a worse version of [[Hitler]]!
+{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} You're a worse version of [[Hitler]]!
-:'''Skinner:''' Please believe me. I-I understand the problem of women. ''[he moves from behind the podium revealing he's wearing a purple dress and purple heels]'' See. ''[the audience gasps]''
+{{qf|Skinner}} Please believe me. I-I understand the problem of women. ''[he moves from behind the podium revealing he's wearing a purple dress and purple heels]'' See. ''[the audience gasps]''
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Ha, ha! ''[sing-songy]'' The principal's a {{w|Transvestism|tranny}}.
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Ha, ha! ''[sing-songy]'' The principal's a {{w|Transvestism|tranny}}.
-:'''Skinner:''' Am I wearing women's clothes? I didn't notice. When I look in my closet, I don't see male clothes or female clothes. They're all the same.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Am I wearing women's clothes? I didn't notice. When I look in my closet, I don't see male clothes or female clothes. They're all the same.
-:'''[[Edna Krabappel]]:''' Are you saying that men and women are identical?
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Are you saying that men and women are identical?
-:'''Skinner:''' Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way.
-:'''Lindsey Naegle:''' Now he's saying men and women ''aren't'' equal!
+{{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} Now he's saying men and women ''aren't'' equal!
-:'''Skinner:''' No, no, no! It's the differences of which there are none that makes the sameness exceptional. Just tell me what to say! ''[he starts to breathe heavily then pass out]''
+{{qf|Skinner}} No, no, no! It's the differences of which there are none that makes the sameness exceptional. Just tell me what to say! ''[he starts to breathe heavily then pass out]''
-:'''Chalmers:''' Oh dear. Um, attention students. Due to nervous exhaustion and {{w|Verbal diarrhea|diarrhea of the mouth}}... ''[the students start laughing]'' Yes, yes, yes. I said diarrhea.
+{{qf|Chalmers}} Oh dear. Um, attention students. Due to nervous exhaustion and {{w|Verbal diarrhea|diarrhea of the mouth}}... ''[the students start laughing]'' Yes, yes, yes. I said diarrhea.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You'd do that for me? That's so sweet! ''[hugs him]''
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You'd do that for me? That's so sweet! ''[hugs him]''
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[pushes her away]'' You're a boy. Nothing is sweet. ''[steps on her foot]''
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[pushes her away]'' You're a boy. Nothing is sweet. ''[steps on her foot]''
-:'''Lisa:''' Ow! That hurt!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ow! That hurt!
-:'''Bart:''' Sweet.
+{{qf|Bart}} Sweet.
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' Principal Skinner?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Principal Skinner?
-:'''Skinner:''' That's ''Groundskeeper'' Skinner now.
+{{qf|Skinner}} That's ''Groundskeeper'' Skinner now.
-:'''[[Willie]]:''' ''Assistant'' Groundskeeper, ya moron!
+{{qf|[[Willie]]}} ''Assistant'' Groundskeeper, ya moron!
 ----
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I got hit by Boy Lisa and Girl Lisa!
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} I got hit by Boy Lisa and Girl Lisa!
 ----
-:'''Ralph:''' ''[covered in ants]'' These dots are itchy!
+{{qf|Ralph}} ''[covered in ants]'' These dots are itchy!
 ----
-:'''Cat:''' ''[singing to [[The Lion King]]'s Circle of Life]'' In the circle, the circle of-
+{{qf|Cat}} ''[singing to [[The Lion King]]'s Circle of Life]'' In the circle, the circle of-
-:'''[[Itchy]]:''' ''[Spoken]'' Knife! ''[cuts puppets arms and legs and red streamers fly out]''
+{{qf|[[Itchy]]}} ''[Spoken]'' Knife! ''[cuts puppets arms and legs and red streamers fly out]''
 ----
 :''[Lisa thinks of math, as they speak to her]''
-:'''{{w|Inequality|Greater-than-or-equal-to}} sign (≥):''' Do it Lisa! You'll be greater than or equal to boys.
+{{qf|{{w|Inequality|Greater-than-or-equal-to}} sign (≥)}} Do it Lisa! You'll be greater than or equal to boys.
-:'''Number eight:''' Even though you're only eight ''[flips over to side to become {{w|infinity}} sign]'', your possibilities are infinite.
+{{qf|Number eight}} Even though you're only eight ''[flips over to side to become {{w|infinity}} sign]'', your possibilities are infinite.
-:'''Number Twenty-Seven:''' Twenty-seven!
+{{qf|Number Twenty-Seven}} Twenty-seven!
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' What are you drawing?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What are you drawing?
-:'''Nelson:''' A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns.
+{{qf|Nelson}} A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns.
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' Thank you or should i say thank you! ''[removes her disguise and the entire student gasps in shock]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} Thank you or should i say thank you! ''[removes her disguise and the entire student gasps in shock]''
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Toilet is Lisa?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Toilet is Lisa?
-:'''[[Dolph]]:''' We've been Yantold.
+{{qf|[[Dolph]]}} We've been Yantold.
-:'''Lisa:''' That's right everyone. The best math on the whole school is a girl!
+{{qf|Lisa}} That's right everyone. The best math on the whole school is a girl!
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' Forgive me for this?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Forgive me for this?
-:'''Ralph:''' Okay. ''[Lisa punches Ralph in the shoulder and he starts crying and walks away]''
+{{qf|Ralph}} Okay. ''[Lisa punches Ralph in the shoulder and he starts crying and walks away]''
 ----
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+:'''[[Chalmers]]:''' Skinner, you've got to deal with these kooks.
-'''Skinner:''' "Today, we celebrate the first of many, many, many, many diversity forums. Why is it that women 'appear' to be worse at math than men? What is the source of this 'illusion' or as I call it, the biggest lie ever told."
+:'''[[Skinner]]:''' Don't worry, I have a plan: pretend I agree with them.
+:'''Chalmers:''' Well, you'd better hurry. ''[pointing to his car]'' Look what they've done to your car.
-'''Lindsey Naegle:''' "You're a worse version of [[Hitler]]!"
+:'''Skinner:''' No, that's how its always looks.
+:'''Chalmers:''' Oh, how sad.
-'''Skinner:''' "Please believe me. I-I understand the problem of women." ''(he moves from behind the podium revealing he's wearing a purple dress and purple heels)'' "See." ''(the audience gasps)''
+----
+:'''Skinner:''' Today, we celebrate the first of many, many, many, many diversity forums. Why is it that women 'appear' to be worse at math than men? What is the source of this 'illusion' or as I call it, the biggest lie ever told.
-'''Nelson:''' "Ha, ha!" ''(sing-songy)'' "The principal's a {{w|Transvestism|tranny}}."
+:'''[[Lindsey Naegle]]:''' You're a worse version of [[Hitler]]!
+:'''Skinner:''' Please believe me. I-I understand the problem of women. ''[he moves from behind the podium revealing he's wearing a purple dress and purple heels]'' See. ''[the audience gasps]''
-'''Skinner:''' "Am I wearing women's clothes? I didn't notice. When I look in my closet, I don't see male clothes or female clothes. They're all the same."
+:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Ha, ha! ''[sing-songy]'' The principal's a {{w|Transvestism|tranny}}.
+:'''Skinner:''' Am I wearing women's clothes? I didn't notice. When I look in my closet, I don't see male clothes or female clothes. They're all the same.
-'''Edna Krabappel:''' "Are you saying that men and women are identical?"
+:'''[[Edna Krabappel]]:''' Are you saying that men and women are identical?
+:'''Skinner:''' Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way.
-'''Skinner:''' "Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way."
+:'''Lindsey Naegle:''' Now he's saying men and women ''aren't'' equal!
+:'''Skinner:''' No, no, no! It's the differences of which there are none that makes the sameness exceptional. Just tell me what to say! ''[he starts to breathe heavily then pass out]''
-'''Lindsey Naegle:''' "Now he's saying men and women ''aren't'' equal!"
+:'''Chalmers:''' Oh dear. Um, attention students. Due to nervous exhaustion and {{w|Verbal diarrhea|diarrhea of the mouth}}... ''[the students start laughing]'' Yes, yes, yes. I said diarrhea.
+----
-'''Skinner:''' "No, no, no! It's the differences of which there are none that makes the sameness exceptional. Just tell me what to say!" ''(he starts to breathe heavily then pass out)''
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You'd do that for me? That's so sweet! ''[hugs him]''
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[pushes her away]'' You're a boy. Nothing is sweet. ''[steps on her foot]''
-'''Chalmers:''' "Oh dear. Um, attention students. Due to nervous exhaustion and {{w|Verbal diarrhea|diarrhea of the mouth}}... ''"(the students start laughing)'' "Yes, yes, yes. I said diarrhea."
+:'''Lisa:''' Ow! That hurt!
 ----
+:'''Lisa:''' Principal Skinner?
-'''Lisa:''' "You'd do that for me? That's so sweet!" ''(hugs him)''
+:'''Skinner:''' That's ''Groundskeeper'' Skinner now.
+:'''[[Willie]]:''' ''Assistant'' Groundskeeper, ya moron!
 ----
+:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I got hit by Boy Lisa and Girl Lisa!
 ----
+:'''Ralph:''' ''[covered in ants]'' These dots are itchy!
 ----
+:'''Cat:''' ''[singing to [[The Lion King]]'s Circle of Life]'' In the circle, the circle of-
-'''Ralph:''' ''(covered in ants)'' "These dots are itchy!"
+:'''[[Itchy]]:''' ''[Spoken]'' Knife! ''[cuts puppets arms and legs and red streamers fly out]''
 ----
+:''[Lisa thinks of math, as they speak to her]''
-'''Cat:''' ''(singing to the {{w|Lion King}}'s Circle of Life)'' "In the circle, the circle of-"
+:'''{{w|Inequality|Greater-than-or-equal-to}} sign (≥):''' Do it Lisa! You'll be greater than or equal to boys.
+:'''Number eight:''' Even though you're only eight ''[flips over to side to become {{w|infinity}} sign]'', your possibilities are infinite.
-'''Itchy:''' (''Spoken'') "Knife! "''(cuts puppets arms and legs and red streamers fly out)''
+:'''Number Twenty-Seven:''' Twenty-seven!
 ----
+:'''Lisa:''' What are you drawing?
-''(Lisa thinks of math, as they speak to her)''
+:'''Nelson:''' A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns.
 ----
+:'''Lisa:''' Thank you or should i say thank you! ''[removes her disguise and the entire student gasps in shock]''
-'''Lisa:''' "What are you drawing?"
+:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Toilet is Lisa?
+:'''[[Dolph]]:''' We've been Yantold.
-'''Nelson:''' "A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns."
+:'''Lisa:''' That's right everyone. The best math on the whole school is a girl!
 ----
+:'''Lisa:''' Forgive me for this?
-'''Lisa:''' "Thank you or should i say thank you!" ''(removes her disguise and the entire student gasps in shock)''
+:'''Ralph:''' Okay. ''[Lisa punches Ralph in the shoulder and he starts crying and walks away]''
 ----
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		+	'''Lisa:''' "Forgive me for this?"
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		+	'''Ralph:''' "Okay." ''(Lisa punches Ralph in the shoulder and he starts crying and walks away)''

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		+	'''Lisa:''' "Thank you or should i say thank you!" ''(removes her disguise and the entire student gasps in shock)''
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		+	'''Milhouse:''' "Toilet is Lisa?"
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		+	'''Dolph:''' "We've been Yantold."
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		+	'''Lisa:''' "That's right everyone. The best math on the whole school is a girl!"

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+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Wettest Stories Ever Told|Regarding Margie}}
-== Quotes ==
+----
-*'''Chalmers:''' "Skinner, you've got to deal with these kooks."<br />'''Skinner:''' "Don't worry, I have a plan: pretend I agree with them."<br />'''Chalmers:''' "Well, you'd better hurry." ''(pointing to his car)'' "Look what they've done to your car."<br />'''Skinner:''' "No, that's how its always looks."<br />'''Chalmers:''' "Oh, how sad."
+'''Chalmers:''' "Skinner, you've got to deal with these kooks."
-*'''Skinner:''' "Today, we celebrate the first of many, many, many, many diversity forums. Why is it that women 'appear' to be worse at math than men? What is the source of this 'illusion' or as I call it, the biggest lie ever told."<br />'''Lindsey Naegle:''' "You're a worse version of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler Hitler]!"<br />'''Skinner:''' "Please believe me. I-I understand the problem of women." ''(he moves from behind the podium revealing he's wearing a purple dress and purple heels)'' "See." ''(the audience gasps)''<br />'''Nelson:''' "Ha, ha!" ''(sing-songy)'' "The principal's a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transvestism tranny]."<br />'''Skinner:''' "Am I wearing women's clothes? I didn't notice. When I look in my closet, I don't see male clothes or female clothes. They're all the same."<br />'''Edna Krabappel:''' "Are you saying that men and women are identical?"<br />'''Skinner:''' "Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way."<br />'''Lindsey Naegle:''' "Now he's saying men and women ''aren't'' equal!"<br />'''Skinner:''' "No, no, no! It's the differences of which there are none that makes the sameness exceptional. Just tell me what to say!" ''(he starts to breathe heavily then pass out)''<br />'''Chalmers:''' "Oh dear. Um, attention students. Due to nervous exhaustion and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verbal_diarrhea diarrhea of the mouth]... ''"(the students start laughing)'' "Yes, yes, yes. I said [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarrhea diarrhea]."
+'''Skinner:''' "Don't worry, I have a plan: pretend I agree with them."
-*'''Lisa:''' "You'd do that for me? That's so sweet!" ''(hugs him)''<br />'''Bart:''' ''(pushes her away)'' "You're a boy. Nothing is sweet." ''(steps on her foot)''<br />'''Lisa:''' "Ow! That hurt!"<br />'''Bart:''' "Sweet."
+'''Chalmers:''' "Well, you'd better hurry." ''(pointing to his car)'' "Look what they've done to your car."
-*'''Lisa:''' "Principal Skinner?"<br />'''Skinner:''' "That's ''Groundskeeper'' Skinner now."<br />'''Willie:''' "''Assistant'' Groundskeeper, ya moron!"
+'''Skinner:''' "No, that's how its always looks."
-*'''Ralph:''' "I got hit by Boy Lisa ''and'' Girl Lisa!"
+'''Chalmers:''' "Oh, how sad."
-*'''Ralph:''' ''(covered in ants)'' "These dots are itchy!"
+'''Skinner:''' "Today, we celebrate the first of many, many, many, many diversity forums. Why is it that women 'appear' to be worse at math than men? What is the source of this 'illusion' or as I call it, the biggest lie ever told."
-*'''Cat:''' ''(singing to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_King Lion King]'s Circle of Life)'' "In the circle, the circle of-"<br />'''Itchy:''' (''Spoken'') "Knife! "''(cuts puppets arms and legs and red [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streamer streamer]s fly out)''
+'''Lindsey Naegle:''' "You're a worse version of [[Hitler]]!"
-*''(Lisa thinks of math, as they speak to her)''<br />'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inequality Greater-than-or-equal-to] sign (≥):''' "Do it Lisa! You'll be greater than or equal to boys."<br />'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8_(number) Number eight]:''' "Even though you're only eight ''(flips over to side to become [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity infinity] sign)'', your possibilities are infinite."<br />'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_(number) Number Twenty-Seven]:''' "Twenty-seven!"
+'''Skinner:''' "Please believe me. I-I understand the problem of women." ''(he moves from behind the podium revealing he's wearing a purple dress and purple heels)'' "See." ''(the audience gasps)''
-*'''Lisa:''' "What are you drawing?"<br />'''Nelson:''' "A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns."
+'''Nelson:''' "Ha, ha!" ''(sing-songy)'' "The principal's a {{w|Transvestism|tranny}}."
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	*'''Lisa:''' "What are you drawing?"<br />'''Nelson:''' "A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns."		*'''Lisa:''' "What are you drawing?"<br />'''Nelson:''' "A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns."
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		+	{{Season 17 Q}}