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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Wow, Homer, how did you ever read what it said? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} I passed out on the cap at <a href="/wiki/Moe%27s" class="mw-redirect" title="Moe's">Moe&#039;s</a> and the writing seared into my cornea....&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Wow, Homer, how did you ever read what it said?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I passed out on the cap at [[Moe's]] and the writing seared into my cornea.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Kids! We're going skiing!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} But, Mate, I was planning to bring [[Moe]], [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], and [[Carl]].<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, we've been sitting at the gate for hours. When are we getting on the plane?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Patience, honey.<br /> :''[later still]''<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, we've been sitting on the tarmac for hours. When are we going to takeoff?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Patience, honey.<br /> :''[even later still]''<br /> {{qf|Homer}} We've been circling [[Brockway]] for hours...<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I know, I know!! When are we going to land?!<br /> {{qf|Flight attendant}} Patience, honey.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Homer, are you sure you know what you're doing?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Close. I'm sure I don't know what I'm doing. But remember, I'm a trained astronaut.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Excuse me, conductor, does this train go to Duffspen?<br /> {{qf|Conductor}} You're in luck. It goes wherever you want it to go! This is the [[Polar Express]]!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Hold on. I skimmed that book and sped through that movie on DVD. The Polar Express was just a dream.<br /> {{qf|Conductor}} Then I guess you're out of luck!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Winter Wingding stories quotes]]</div>

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