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{{Noncanoncomic}}
{{Character
|name = Gastritus
|image = [[File:Gastritus.png|250px]]
|gender = {{Male}}
|hair =
|age =
|status = Non-canon
|job = Supervillain
|relatives =
|appearance = ''[[The Coming of Gastritus]]''
|voiced by =
|superhero = villain
}}

'''Gastritus''' is a supervillain whose sole purpose is to consume all there is.

== History ==
Gastritus was hungry so he summoned a herald, [[Silvery Skateboarder]], to find him a planet to eat. Silvery Skateboarder started by annoying Gastritus until Gastritus started to strangle his new herald. The Silvery Skateboarder then took Gastritus to the planet [[Uranus]] to eat. Once Gastritus got the joke Silvery Skateboarder was making, he flicked the Silvery Skateboarder into deep space.

Gastritus then summoned a new herald, [[Hair Walker]]. When Hair Walker complained about being put in a skimpy outfit, Gastritus put her into a new, less revealing, outfit. Hair Walker then found Gastritus a forest planet with no animal life to be found on it. So, Gastritus got rid of Hair Walker because he didn't want a vegetarian planet.

Gastritus then summoned [[Movus]], his latest herald. Movus tells Gastritus about a planet called Jägermeister 7, a planet made entirely out of booze. However, when they got there, they found that [[The Belcher]] had already consumed the planet. Gastritus then noticed an advert for [[Planet Hut]] and ordered delivery from there. The [[squeaky-voiced teen]] delivered Gastritus a planet and Gastritus made Movus pay for it.

== Behind the Laughter ==
Gastritus is a parody of [[Galactus]] from [[Marvel Comics]].

== Appearances ==
*{{bon|The Coming of Gastritus}}

{{Superheroes|other=yes}}
{{Simpsons characters}}

[[Category:Bongo comic book characters]]
[[Category:One-time characters]]

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 Gastritus then summoned a new herald, [[Hair Walker]]. When Hair Walker complained about being put in a skimpy outfit, Gastritus put her into a new, less revealing, outfit. Hair Walker then found Gastritus a forest planet with no animal life to be found on it. So, Gastritus got rid of Hair Walker because he didn't want a vegetarian planet.
-Gastritus then summoned [[Mova]], his latest herald. Mova told Gastritus about a planet called Jägermeister 7, a planet made entirely out of booze. However, when they got there, they found that [[The Belcher]] had already consumed the planet. Gastritus then noticed an advert for [[Planet Hut]] and ordered delivery from there. The [[squeaky-voiced teen]] delivered Gastritus a planet and Gastritus made Mova pay for it.
+Gastritus then summoned [[Mova]], his latest herald. Mova told Gastritus about a planet called Jägermeister 7, a planet made entirely out of booze. However, when they got there, they found that [[The Belcher]] had already consumed the planet. Gastritus then noticed an advert for [[Planet Hut]] and ordered delivery from there. The [[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]] delivered Gastritus a planet and Gastritus made Mova pay for it.
 == Behind the Laughter ==

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 Gastritus then summoned a new herald, [[Hair Walker]]. When Hair Walker complained about being put in a skimpy outfit, Gastritus put her into a new, less revealing, outfit. Hair Walker then found Gastritus a forest planet with no animal life to be found on it. So, Gastritus got rid of Hair Walker because he didn't want a vegetarian planet.
-Gastritus then summoned [[Movus]], his latest herald. Movus told Gastritus about a planet called Jägermeister 7, a planet made entirely out of booze. However, when they got there, they found that [[The Belcher]] had already consumed the planet. Gastritus then noticed an advert for [[Planet Hut]] and ordered delivery from there. The [[squeaky-voiced teen]] delivered Gastritus a planet and Gastritus made Movus pay for it.
+Gastritus then summoned [[Mova]], his latest herald. Mova told Gastritus about a planet called Jägermeister 7, a planet made entirely out of booze. However, when they got there, they found that [[The Belcher]] had already consumed the planet. Gastritus then noticed an advert for [[Planet Hut]] and ordered delivery from there. The [[squeaky-voiced teen]] delivered Gastritus a planet and Gastritus made Mova pay for it.
 == Behind the Laughter ==

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 *{{bon|The Coming of Gastritus}}
-{{Superheroes|other=yes}}
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 {{Simpsons characters}}
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