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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngc}} {{PrevNextQuo|Bargain Bin|NeverQuest}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Wow! This is like those places where people used to see movies before video piracy was invented! {{qf|B...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngc}}<br /> {{PrevNextQuo|Bargain Bin|NeverQuest}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wow! This is like those places where people used to see movies before video piracy was invented!<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, thanks for helping us save our 8-Bit selves!! I had to do so many double jumps! I'm really tired!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You like donuts, too?<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Sure do! D'you want one?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Mmm... Pixel-y! You're alright, old,-weird-version-of-me!<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Attention, smooth Simpsons! We've been around this complex for a long time, and bring a warning. Cowabunga.<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} One day, your video game, too will be obsolete.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} No way! &quot;The Simpsons Game&quot; is awesome! Just because every video game up until now has been destroyed and forgotten, doesn't mean ours will be.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, she's right. I mean, I'm right. We're both right. No video game is safe from an industry that's always chasing the hot new thing! Sure, &quot;The Simpsons Game&quot; is great, with its unique, upgradable character abilities, and its hilarious, self-referential cut scenes. But what about when the Xbox 720 comes out, or the PlayStation 4? No one will want to play us then.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Damn this Godforsaken place! Video game-making nerds are getting rich, and all I can do about it is die and die and die! Each death more painful than the last!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} But what can we do? We're just highly-rendered pixels in a Universe we can't control. Even as we speak, Springfield is being destroyed by a hackneyed alien invasion premise. Somehow, it's not a cliché when it's happening to you!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, we don't even know whose butt to kick!<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Marge}} There is one place you can go—the mansion of... the creator! He created all of these worlds. Maybe he can end this pointless cycle of destruction.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} The creator, eh? I'm gonna triple-combo punch his fat nerdy face. Karate!<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Don't have a cow, man! You still say that right? I hope so! The only way to get through the gate is to go into each of the new &quot;Simpsons&quot; games being developed by the creator!<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Once you're inside each game, you need to find a key card! Only the four key cards will combine to open the gate!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Key Cards?! That is the lamest video game BS I've ever heard. Why aren't we doing something cool - like collecting multi-colored &quot;shard keys&quot;! That would be totally different and awesome!<br /> {{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Cowabunga!<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, let's get to it, video gang! Let's go give this &quot;creator&quot; a piece of our minds!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} And save Springfield!<br /> <br /> {{The Simpsons Game}}</div>

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