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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Do you like your new game, sweetie?
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} No.
{{qf|Marge}} Do you want to stop playing?
{{qf|Bart}} No.
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{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, this stupid old computer is super glitchy. Why is the flat screen so thick? Is it also a microwave?
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{{qf|Bart}} What the hell are Bobux?
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} It's the money you use in the game. You buy it with your parents' credit card so you can get skins, costumes, wigs, even a dragon codpiece.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Why aren't you students in class?
{{qf|Bart}} Um, we're playing ''Oregon Trail'' and no one's having a good time.
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Hmm. I don't see any oxen with dysentery.
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{{qf|Bart}} Now, I know you'd never take any sketchy cash for yourself, but what if we gave this train wreck of a school a piece of the action?
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} I wish people would stop calling this school a train wreck.
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{{qf|Bart}} Everyone else sees Seymour Skinner as a broken-down sad-sack never-was in a cheap suit, but I see a broken-down sad-sack never-was in a cheap suit with a vision for this school, a vision he never dared tell anyone about.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} So, how do you turn the game dollars into real dollars?
{{qf|Bart}} We use the Bobux to buy cucumbers in the game ''[[Vegetable Crossing]]''. Then brine those into [[Pickle Pesos]], which convert ten-to-one in Delta miles, then use those to buy Panda Express gift cards, which you donate to Amnesty International, then you can sell the tax credits for cold, hard Danish kroner.
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Maggie]'' Now that we're finally talking, there are so many things I've been dying to chat with you about. Like, what's your favorite animal? ''[Maggie sends an elephant emoji]'' Elephant! And what do you want to be when you grow up? ''[Maggie sends an elephant and doctor emoji]'' An elephant doctor. Aw!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Uh, Marge, you're in this game world all the time now, so I'm trying to dry my pants in the microwave. Should I set it on "potato" or "popcorn"?
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{{qf|Homer}} Wait, in this game Maggie can talk? There's so many things I've wanted to ask a baby. Why do you make eye contact when you poop? Do you remember when I lost you at Home Depot? Where do faces go during peekaboo?
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{{qf|Homer}} Maggie heart donut man? But I'm donut man! She loves me. She loves me! One of my three kids loves me! Whee...!
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{{qf|[[Truth-Anne]]}} From day one, these curiosity seekers have been told they can succeed at anything they set their mind to. Do you think you can win against that unbreakable, unearned self-confidence?
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Let's hit these sunflowers where it hurts. They steal our princess tiaras, we kill their unicorns. They strangle our gnomes, we glitter-bomb their pumpkin patch. So get out there and paint the streets with the blood of tomorrow's leaders.
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{{qf|[[French Fry]]}} You are always right about bears.
{{qf|[[Astrid]]}} Don't ever rip me in half, French Fry.
{{qf|French Fry}} ''[gasps]'' I would never, Astrid.
{{qf|Astrid and French Fry}} Online friends forever!
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{{qf|French Fry}} Astrid, why are candy canes only for Christmas?
{{qf|Astrid}} Great question. Subscribers, post your theories. No racist stuff, you guys.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Guys, you've been in this game so long that, out in the real world, the lawn is overgrown, Bart bought a Lexus, and I had to go to my own parent-teacher conference. Turns out I'm a joy to have in class and I might need glasses.
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{{qf|Bart}} Look at yourself. You're about to bulldoze a school.
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} They took Daddy's money... and I'm the daddy!

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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} So, how do you turn the game dollars into real dollars?
-{{qf|Bart}} We use the Bobux to buy cucumbers in the game ''[[Vegetable Crossing]]''. Then brine those into [[Pickle Pesos]], which convert ten-to-one in Delta miles, then use those to buy Panda Express gift cards, which you donate to Amnesty International, then you can sell the tax credits for cold, hard Danish kroner.
+{{qf|Bart}} We use the Bobux to buy cucumbers in the game ''[[Vegetable Crossing]]''. Then brine those into [[Pickle Pesos]], which convert ten-to-one in [[Delta Air Lines|Delta miles]], then use those to buy Panda Express gift cards, which you donate to Amnesty International, then you can sell the tax credits for cold, hard Danish kroner.
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 {{qf|Marge}} ''[to Maggie]'' Now that we're finally talking, there are so many things I've been dying to chat with you about. Like, what's your favorite animal? ''[Maggie sends an elephant emoji]'' Elephant! And what do you want to be when you grow up? ''[Maggie sends an elephant and doctor emoji]'' An elephant doctor. Aw!

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