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<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, this tile is lose! I'll have to call a handy man.</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh... Why did you say it like that, with the pause between the words? Are you saying I'm not handy?</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|Marge}} That's how you say it. Handy man.</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|Homer}} It's handyman!</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|Marge}} That's what I said! Handy ''[pause]'' man.</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|Homer}} Marjorie, there is the profession: handyman, and there are men who are handy! Which are you saying I'm not? Tell me.</ins></div></td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Face it, Homeboy, you ain't handy! Unless we need a big fat paperweight.</ins></div></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|Homer}} I'll paperweight you!! ''[sits on Bart]''</ins></div></td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">{{qf|Marge}} There's no stopping what I've started here. Here's your tile! ''[puts the tile on Homer's plate]'' Have fun! Handy ''[pause]'' man!</ins></div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Marge:''' That's what I said! Handy ''[pause]'' man.</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Homer:''' Marjorie, there is the profession: handyman, and there are men who are handy! Which are you saying I'm not? Tell me.</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Marge:''' A handy ''[pause]'' man.</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''[[</del>Bart<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]:''' Face it, Homeboy, you ain't handy! Unless we need a big fat paperweight.</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Marge:''' Homie, sweetie, replacing a tile is something you really need a professional for.</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Homer:''' I know how to replace a tile! All guys do! We talk about it all the time. Grout?</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:'''Marge:''' There's no stopping what I've started here. Here's your tile! ''[puts the tile on Homer's plate]'' Have fun! Handy ''[pause]'' man!</del></div></td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr>
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, this tile is lose! I'll have to call a handy man.<br />
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Eh... Why did you say it like that, with the pause between the words? Are you saying I'm not handy?<br />
:'''Marge:''' That's how you say it. Handy man.<br />
:'''Homer:''' It's handyman!<br />
:'''Marge:''' That's what I said! Handy ''[pause]'' man.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Marjorie, there is the profession: handyman, and there are men who are handy! Which are you saying I'm not? Tell me.<br />
:'''Marge:''' A handy ''[pause]'' man.<br />
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Face it, Homeboy, you ain't handy! Unless we need a big fat paperweight.<br />
:'''Homer:''' I'll paperweight you!! ''[sits on Bart]''<br />
:'''Marge:''' Homie, sweetie, replacing a tile is something you really need a professional for.<br />
:'''Homer:''' I know how to replace a tile! All guys do! We talk about it all the time. Grout?<br />
:'''Marge:''' There's no stopping what I've started here. Here's your tile! ''[puts the tile on Homer's plate]'' Have fun! Handy ''[pause]'' man!<br />
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:'''Bart:''' I can't die now! I actually did my homework!<br />
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:'''Homer:''' Sorry cat! Had to go to work, then there was a freeway chase on the news, had to watch it till the end. The guy got arrested in a cul-de-sac! They never do what I yell them to do!<br />
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{{Season 27|Q}}</div>
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